Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 23, 2013 11:44:07 GMT -5
A former coworker of mine was in a car accident a couple days ago. She is recovering fine, but will be hospitalized for a while with multiple fractures. Since she worked here up until a month ago, and her sister still works in this office, I decided to purchase a Get Well card and passed it around for everyone to sign and ask her sister to deliver it. Everyone was happy to do so, including one of my supervisors. But when his turn to sign came he spent several minutes thinking of what he would write, causing one of my other coworkers to joke "He probably has a whole poem thought out." On complete spur of the moment I spat out "Roses are red, violets are blue, Steve Hawking can't walk, now neither can you." And everyone laughed.
I am sure the demons have a spot reserved for me.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 23, 2013 11:46:30 GMT -5
Nah, if you'd said it to her, and she was in fact paralyzed; THEN you'd be going to hell.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 11:47:48 GMT -5
please you have to do better than that to get to hell.
Next time suggest a 3some with them both. Kenny King did it.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 23, 2013 13:54:38 GMT -5
It's actually not that bad of a place. Free wifi.
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Oct 23, 2013 15:19:58 GMT -5
I got one better, but I won't post it because some of the prudes will want to come at me with pitchforks and torches even though we know they say worse stuff offline.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 23, 2013 17:29:08 GMT -5
Trust me that was nothing compared to about 75% of what comes out of my mouth and hell is awesome and has free candy and corgi's
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 23, 2013 19:39:14 GMT -5
You're going to Michigan?
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Post by Red Impact on Oct 23, 2013 19:57:13 GMT -5
... I laughed...
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 23, 2013 20:21:42 GMT -5
Actually the one that probably really sealed my fate was the Mel Gibson Christmas song: " Jingle bells, jingle bells, I'm almost out of booze. Oh what fun, a DUI, I'll blame it on the Jews!"
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Oct 23, 2013 21:15:15 GMT -5
I got that beat.
At the end of my internship (I did three days a week) I bought a cake in gratitude for the help everyone gave. I asked where one of the Techs were.
"....she's no longer with us..."
Me: "So there's an opening?"
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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 23, 2013 22:25:16 GMT -5
I think my going to.hell moment was documented on these very boards. Remember the JR/King vs Michael Cole feud? Yea, I repressed it too. Anyway, one of the angles had Michael Cole challenging JR to a best of 3 contest on RAW. Not a match, just a stupid set of challenges that Cole would come up with. My prediction was that Michael would challenge JR to smile. Thankfully, I was wrong...he just challenged him to weigh less than him.
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