Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Oct 29, 2013 13:18:23 GMT -5
More ass shots.
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 29, 2013 13:20:09 GMT -5
Finally, the six sided ring returns, only for people to whine that it looks "bush league" and that the shows suck; so the ring changes back to four sides, but people whine that it looks "boring" and that the shows suck; so the six sided ring returns, only for... This last part would be the pattern for any booking decision we'd make. Even Christopher Daniels as World Champion would just be filibustered by SOR.
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 29, 2013 13:24:10 GMT -5
Just to point out an example of how we can't agree on everything, I'd actually cut down the colonoscopy cam and blatant sexplotation by a ton and make the sexuality a lot more subtle and sexy because I'd want the Knockouts to be taken seriously as competitors rather than just eye candy. So I'd bring down the blatantness of the sex sells stuff a few hundred notches and make it all a lot more subtle. Not that wrestlers like Brooke Tessmacher couldn't still be sexy, just yaknow... she wouldn't be purposfully jiggling her ass right into the camera for no apparent reason all the time. Like if this was brought up at the booking meeting I would raise a major fuss out of it. Thats why a wrestling company couldn't be run by a forum. At BEST we could all present our ideas for how we'd run the company and vote for one Head Booker representative that always had the final say but would agree to always hear the rest of us out. But we'd need one guy with the final say because booking by committee would just be SOOOO shcizo.
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Lancers
El Dandy
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Post by Lancers on Oct 29, 2013 13:38:43 GMT -5
Give me the reigns brother! I got ideas.....
- Dixie Carter's character is 'killed off' by a pack of hungry, horny hyenas. No funeral.
- The Z-Division Title. Wrestlers are eligible for title if they have the letter Z in their name.
- Six-sided ring? F*** it. We're going eight!
- A cage match where the participants can only escape the cage with a key that is somewhere inside the ring. The wrestlers will receive a riddle to where the key is when they secure a pinfall or submission. Maximum five riddles.
- The Knockouts Division will be extended to midgets as well. Ass-biting will be legal....and encouraged.
- Kurt Angle and Jeff Hardy will be forced to take a breathalyzer test on the stage before their matches AND mic segments.
- EYEPATCHES!!!!
- Title contenders are determined by a vicious game of Musical Chairs. When the music starts playing, participants have to pick up a chair and beat the crap out of their adversaries in the ring until there's only one man left with a chair. The Z-Division is excluded from this.
- AGGRO CRAG!!!!
- Wrestlers will be given two timeouts per match in order to change up their gameplan. Which will allow Spike to go to commercial so the fans don't miss a second of a wristlock.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2013 14:13:34 GMT -5
1. Austin Aries will get a Super Mario gimmick complete with NES Mario soundtrack as he wrestles. Taz and Tenay will be taken out once a show as Aries mistakes them for a Little Goomba and Birdo respectively and stomps their heads.
2. Hernandez finally gets that ninja turtle gimmick.
3. AJ Styles gets a 'Chronicles of Redneck' gimmick where he's a hillbilly spaceman.
4. Viscera is signed and given a Jobber the Hut gimmmick. Tessmacher gets the Slave Girl Leia gimmick.
5. Samoa Joe vs. the Cookie Crook: this time it's personal.
6. The return of Manuel 'Hard Luck' Villalobos
7. Pasta the Hulka Mon. A sentient noodle from Pastamania invades the Impact Zone in search of revenge.
8. Every time that a finisher is hit you hear a Wilhelm Scream.
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Post by whiskers on Oct 29, 2013 14:27:03 GMT -5
Scrooge McDuck for Commish!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 29, 2013 15:05:14 GMT -5
Confused Mark is where the power lies, Jack!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 29, 2013 15:06:39 GMT -5
Hey my terrible booking and gimmick ideas are genius! We all think that though. We're all Vince Russo guys whether we want to be or not, it's the ultimate swerve. Pfft it's obvious you don't get my terrible ideas.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 29, 2013 15:07:01 GMT -5
The debut of the Extreme Pap Smear Cam.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Oct 29, 2013 15:08:31 GMT -5
As long as sor is kept in the basement tied up, mouth taped shut, and with a constant playing of "Real American" through headphones, I think we could handle it.
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Oct 29, 2013 17:10:38 GMT -5
I would do a PPV where Brooke Tessmacher shakes her ass for 3 hours!
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Glitch
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Post by Glitch on Oct 29, 2013 18:10:08 GMT -5
Eventually his reign would end...at the hands of Curry Man. Curry Man would then return to Japan and leave the title vacant for a tournament to crown a new champ.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2013 18:32:01 GMT -5
We immediately steal Layla , AJ and Paige from WWE and pair them in a group with AssMacher and have a special camera on them at all times...it is never aknowledged or explained it is just there even during other matches the camera is running in the corner of your screen on them at all times.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 29, 2013 19:27:16 GMT -5
General Manager Scott Steiner.
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SOR
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Post by SOR on Oct 29, 2013 19:28:53 GMT -5
I visit another board where they asked if people on the board could book TNA better then TNA already books itself. A majority of the people said yes.
So this, has always been interesting to me. All joking aside if TNA was given to a smart mark to run, just for the week I think it'd be the worst two hours of television booked in the history of wrestling.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 29, 2013 19:31:41 GMT -5
Hey, I'm fully willing to admit that I would be an awful wrestling booker. I'd try to put on compelling stuff for like a month then I would get bored and intentionally book bullshit.
Hope you guys are ready for Hernandez, TNA World Champion!
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 29, 2013 20:32:41 GMT -5
Hey, I'm fully willing to admit that I would be an awful wrestling booker. I'd try to put on compelling stuff for like a month then I would get bored and intentionally book bullshit. Hope you guys are ready for Hernandez, TNA World Champion! Remember when Hernandez as TNA World Champion was a concept that wasn't a total joke? Back in 2010 or so I imagine a number of people would have included making Hernandez World Champ on their fantasy booking sheets. I know I would have, I was a massive Supermex mark at the time. Still got a soft spot for him honestly. Self assessing how I'd be as a wrestling booker... I'd have to be in charge of literally ONLY the booking and storylines. I couldn't have any financial control at all, all the hiring and firing especially would have to be done by someone else. I'd hire everyone available and fire noone put in that position, I know that would be my main flaw. But if all I had to do was be in charge of the creative direction of the show with the talent I had available for me, I'd honestly think I'd do alright. I'd probably keep things fairly KISS for the first six months or so and not try anything crazy until I feel fairly established, maybe get a little experimental once I get comfortable. I truly feel I have a pretty good grasp of what makes a good wrestling show and could at least keep things serviceably average at the worst since I wouldn't be trying anything outrageous.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Oct 29, 2013 21:05:45 GMT -5
Dennis Stamp would be booked.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Oct 29, 2013 21:16:13 GMT -5
It may take a chunk out of the budget but I know every member here would take a short term paycut to get Batista for a few shows. No scripted promos and a few matches and we are golden.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 29, 2013 21:16:49 GMT -5
Also, I would be embezzling money like a motherf***er.
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