What If FAN Bought TNA?

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Let's say everyone here at the forum pooled our money together and put it in a big mayonnaise jar. Then we gave it the Carters and they decided to sign TNA over to FAN. We could all own it then. But what sort of changes could we make to the promotion to make it better? Glitch said that we could finally have Chris Masters in a sombrero, which sounds like a good start. We could also make Chavo Guerrero dress up in turkey costume similar, but distinctively different than the Gobbeldy Gooker. We could hire Bob Holly and give him his space monkey. We could make our very own Dungeon of Doom like stable. With a giant mummy, a Dracula, and a werewolf man. We could have the Knockouts dress up like the My Little Ponies. We could have super hero themed wrestlers. We could make Scott Steiner the General Manager. What else?

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3 weeks after buying TNA.....

*Top News*

For the first time in history an internet forum has declared bankruptcy.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Finally, we'd have somewhere to keep the IWA pizza oven!

[Deleted]

Let'a get a kickstarter going. I feel like if we brought TNA, and I'm just throwing this out there, I feel like I should be given an onscreen role and head up the writing team. I have no acting or writing experience, but I feel that will help create a fresh and exciting work environment. So you guys think about that, okay! Remember... There are no bad ideas.

[Professor Chaos]

We'd put WWE out of business. We... The People.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

It would go out of business in record time.

[The Dark Order Inferno]

If it didn't go out of business in record time, it would be excruciating to watch as most booking ideas raised on these forums are just plain terrible. Even if the bad ideas were discounted, we would still be faced with the fact the ownership all want different things from a wrestling show so the booking would be so schitzo it would make even Vince Russo's head spin.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

I finally get to get TJ Perkins out of the Suicide/Manik suit.

[The Lach is very tired]

We would hire Chris Masters & finally give him a damn Sombrero!

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

SRS Gay Gillberg = world champion

[Push R Truth]

Shark Boy is the Seven Seas Champion

There would be an all Knockouts Show on Cinemax, at 3 in the morning.

The Ring would be surrounded by a DANGEROUS PIT at all times.

[hassanchop]

Even after it goes out of business, FAN keeps the arena and converts it into either a gymnasium, which is now called a "GUYM", or into an amphitheater where it will hold conventions for comics, graphic novels, sci-fi, video games and other geek related stuff. Either way, the six sided ring remains at the center of the former Impact Zone like an engraving.

[sawcesome]

[A Platypus Rave]

Oct 29, 2013 5:45:03 GMT -5 The Dark Order Inferno said:

If it didn't go out of business in record time, it would be excruciating to watch as most booking ideas raised on these forums are just plain terrible. Even if the bad ideas were discounted, we would still be faced with the fact the ownership all want different things from a wrestling show so the booking would be so schitzo it would make even Vince Russo's head spin.

Hey my terrible booking and gimmick ideas are genius!

[The Dark Order Inferno]

Oct 29, 2013 11:09:43 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Oct 29, 2013 5:45:03 GMT -5 The Dark Order Inferno said:

If it didn't go out of business in record time, it would be excruciating to watch as most booking ideas raised on these forums are just plain terrible. Even if the bad ideas were discounted, we would still be faced with the fact the ownership all want different things from a wrestling show so the booking would be so schitzo it would make even Vince Russo's head spin.

Hey my terrible booking and gimmick ideas are genius!

We all think that though. We're all Vince Russo guys whether we want to be or not, it's the ultimate swerve.

[Andrew is Good]

Oct 29, 2013 11:02:05 GMT -5 sawcesome said:

I don't want to go out on a limb and say that would be the general consensus, but yeah....

[________ has left the building]

2 hours of Scott Steiner doing slam poetry.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

I'd like to think we'd focus on women's wrestling more. Perhaps work with Shimmer to bring in female wrestlers?

[Deleted]

The ten things I would do posthaste

1 - The return of Claire Lynch.
2 - Claire Lynch's fake crack baby becomes an onscreen character that only AJ Styles can see and interact with.
3 - Bad Influence get at least 20 minutes a week to do whatever they want.
4 - Hostage Taking Bird becomes General Manager.
5 - Joseph Park becomes an over-the-top Phoenix Wright style character.
6 - TNA World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Roooooooooooo.
7 - Each week a cooking segment starring Samoa Joe and a returning Scott Steiner.
8 - Somehow get Rosita and Sarita back on TV.
9 - Goofy comedy Kurt Angle, preferably with small cowboy hat.
10 - No more big evil factions.

[HMARK Center]

Impact opens with it's brand new announce team: Chet Lemon and Black Snow, along with ring announcer Scott Steiner and backstage interviewer the Iron Sheik.

Impact Wrestling General Manager Dave Batista debuts a new title belt with a big spinning basketball on the front, called the Open the Grudge Door Title, which is instantly won by a debuting Great Power Uti in a gauntlet match that includes choreographed breakdancing routines and "Yo' Mama" joke slams.

Finally, the six sided ring returns, only for people to whine that it looks "bush league" and that the shows suck; so the ring changes back to four sides, but people whine that it looks "boring" and that the shows suck; so the six sided ring returns, only for...