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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 11:58:38 GMT -5
I felt motivated to make this thread due to WWE 2K14, specifically Kaitlyn's theme, more specifically the, "I'm the teacher, you're the pet!" line, which repeats way more times in the little snippet they play of it on the menus than I am comfortable with. It's badly delivered in the first place (like parts of the song, thus why I haven't turned it off, but those rap parts... yeah, ow), but it doesn't help that it seems to be a case of two metaphors being mixed together. Or something.
Though the king of this for me will always be the, "You're the type of man I like to call a spout," line from McCool's theme.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 7, 2013 12:05:50 GMT -5
Chyna - "Don't treat me like a woman, don't treat me like man..."
Well that's the problem dear, I don't know what you are.
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Post by Lila on Nov 7, 2013 12:06:05 GMT -5
Most positive the line in McCool's theme is just saying you cum too easily and don't know how to last in sex.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 7, 2013 12:06:43 GMT -5
Stephanie - "I'm all grown up"
Yeah, into a man.
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Post by Lila on Nov 7, 2013 12:07:34 GMT -5
Stephanie - "I'm all grown up" Yeah, into a man. I think you're being a little too negative about a harmless thread..... |
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Post by Bootista on Nov 7, 2013 12:08:42 GMT -5
Stephanie - "I'm all grown up" Yeah, into a man. If you think Stephanie's a man, you must have bad vision. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 7, 2013 12:09:38 GMT -5
Stephanie - "I'm all grown up" Yeah, into a man. If you think Stephanie's a man, you must have bad vision. I do have bad vision, but I can see a masculine looking woman when I see one. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 7, 2013 12:15:32 GMT -5
Big E apparently lives an orgy lifestyle:
Your girlfriend, she want me
And she see me, and she on me
But it's all for one and it's one for all
So I pass her to my homies
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 12:16:31 GMT -5
"Bad Man" (Rikishi). We get it song, Rikishi's a heel now.
"You Can Run" (Kidman). The backing track is pretty good, but the lyrics give the impression that Billy will do more than injure you.
"You're Gonna Pay" (Undertaker). It's almost bearable, but it features gems such as "so turn around, and face the piper you're gonna pay," and "you're gonna pay" repeated ad nauseam.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 12:16:55 GMT -5
Most positive the line in McCool's theme is just saying you cum too easily and don't know how to last in sex. It goes on to say something like, "All turned on and hot," but it's still just a weird, awkward statement. |
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Post by Jeremy on Nov 7, 2013 12:18:39 GMT -5
Came in here for the Big E line.
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Nov 7, 2013 12:39:10 GMT -5
Billy Kidman's theme wins this: "Keep actin' tough is going to get creepy. All of a sudden you startin' to feel sleepy. But in the streets when you doze off you wake up with your clothes off Ashamed felling so lost, whoa." www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q_93CFXJk0:40 |
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 7, 2013 12:41:49 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff - "I'm back, and better than ever, got a knack, of making things better"
I think Dixie hired him on the basis of those lyrics
She was wrong.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 7, 2013 13:19:39 GMT -5
Billy Kidman's theme song f***ing scares me! What the hell Kidman?! You rape-y motherf***er.
Anyways, "I'M INSATIABLE, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH"
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Post by 67 more on Nov 7, 2013 13:23:28 GMT -5
Big E apparently lives an orgy lifestyle: Your girlfriend, she want me
And she see me, and she on me
But it's all for one and it's one for all
So I pass her to my homiesHis NXT theme wasn't much better. "I'm a solider, yeah I told ya I'm on a mission, I'm switching, I'm all over I'm in trouble, yeah yeah, I can't keep still I'm addicted to multiple females I'm a young buck, I want live my life Ain't got no time for this serious, don't need no wife I'm like a rolling stone, I'm rolling all night I'm making honies moan and groan and holding on tight" |
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 7, 2013 13:32:21 GMT -5
HHH - "One two, is this on?....yo gimme a lil bit of that Triple H"
Huh?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 13:35:49 GMT -5
Ass Man. All of it.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 7, 2013 13:36:01 GMT -5
AssMan contains that great line "I love to pick 'em".
Really?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 14:01:53 GMT -5
I was only disenfranchised about this theme when I learned he was saying "I love to flaunt 'em" and not "I love to flood 'em". But once I got over it the fact remains this theme song is immaculate. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 14:10:46 GMT -5
HHH - "One two, is this on?.... yo gimme a lil bit of that Triple H" Huh? Jim Johnston happens to be a dealer of very potent heroin. |
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