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Post by Kitchen Sink on Nov 10, 2013 20:28:11 GMT -5
So if he had stayed, would the other member have been KAMERON? Probably would have just been KEN
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Post by 67 more on Nov 11, 2013 3:37:31 GMT -5
Surely there's some side-scrolling beat em up name generator they could've used. Stomp and Sledge Traps and Sternum RageThrust and Bruisefist Eh, what the gimmick really needs is more yelling URRRGGHHHH! Don't forget "hi guys, I am currently doing an evil laugh, can't you tell how evil I am?" evil laughs. It is a great evil laugh though.
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Post by Chip on Nov 11, 2013 4:10:20 GMT -5
Sounds like Mortal Kombat characters. Which makes sense, since they look like Mortal Kombat characters. KONNOR looks like a Mortal Kombat character. Viktor looks like a regular dude cosplaying as a MK character. Visitor can kick rocks. Psh, Konnor looks like a scrub tier foot-soldier for Shinnok at best.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2013 4:47:27 GMT -5
Round one Fight!
If they're going wih stupid MK names, they should also give them the gimmick of having that little prematch fighting stance bebop.
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Post by bearned on Nov 11, 2013 5:52:15 GMT -5
Round one Fight! If they're going wih stupid MK names, they should also give them the gimmick of having that little prematch fighting stance bebop. If they yell 'FINISH HIM!' and 'FATALITY!' then insert Vince money gif here because that would be awesome.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 11, 2013 5:57:10 GMT -5
I'm not sure what else they could have done... they're too kooky goth to have normal guy names, but also too normal to have kooky goth names. This seems like a happy medium.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2013 6:00:28 GMT -5
Round one Fight! If they're going wih stupid MK names, they should also give them the gimmick of having that little prematch fighting stance bebop. If they yell 'FINISH HIM!' and 'FATALITY!' then insert Vince money gif here because that would be awesome. If they precede it with a Do Do Do Do and dim the lights, I am so down.
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Post by Chip on Nov 11, 2013 6:16:38 GMT -5
If they yell 'FINISH HIM!' and 'FATALITY!' then insert Vince money gif here because that would be awesome. If they precede it with a Do Do Do Do and dim the lights, I am so down. Like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScHUX1ojyF8 ?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2013 6:26:04 GMT -5
Ha, precisely. Damn you, Chikara. You're always a step ahead of me.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2013 19:42:25 GMT -5
Don't forget "hi guys, I am currently doing an evil laugh, can't you tell how evil I am?" evil laughs. It is a great evil laugh though. For a cheesy evil laugh, it is quite good. It's the idea of it that gets me, such a cliche. And that little pause he does before it, I'm annoyed just thinking about it.
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Nov 11, 2013 21:22:14 GMT -5
Wow, Ks and all capital letters. Could they not figure out a way to insert a scary vampire face emoticon into their names too while they were at it?
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Post by Phil Parent on Nov 11, 2013 21:23:57 GMT -5
Viktor kicked ass in Suikoden.
But seriously, I like this. It's sleazy. It's wrestling.
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Post by Starshine on Nov 11, 2013 21:26:13 GMT -5
It's better than their old names, mainly Connor O'Brien.
But they should definitely be known as The ASKENSION now.
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Post by Dang! on Nov 11, 2013 21:27:17 GMT -5
LOLNXT!
With all the shit Gunner gets for his name KONNOR is way worse.
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Post by rybackrulez on Nov 11, 2013 21:40:08 GMT -5
Just horrible names for horrible wrestlers
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