BigJerichool222
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Dec 9, 2013 16:39:31 GMT -5
"They gave me a 10% off code for entering a giveaway, I should go see what shirts I can buy for 45% off!" *Goes to wweshop* *A VERY large majority of shirts are just the Breast Cancer Awareness pink variants* Oh well. I DID get a Chris Jericho Retro shirt for less than 7 bucks and this cool Punk shirt I always wanted before they ruined it and made it yellow for less than 15. Just thought I'd let you all know they got a holiday shirt sale going on. YOU CAN EVEN GET THE NEW CURTIS AXEL SHIRT ON SALE, RIGHT NOW!  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2013 17:03:37 GMT -5
Curtis Axel has his own shirt???
To the one person who's considering buying it I'd wait a year or two and you'll find it at your local Big Lots for like a dollar.
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Post by MGH on Dec 9, 2013 17:07:54 GMT -5
Man, I'm about to cash in on some CM Punk shirts I've wanted for a while.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2013 17:15:05 GMT -5
Curtis Axel shirts will be distributed to villagers in third world countries, I can just sense it.
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Dec 9, 2013 17:16:28 GMT -5
Man, I'm about to cash in on some CM Punk shirts I've wanted for a while. AND DON'T FORGET, THERE'S A CODE FOR FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS OVER 25 DOLLARS! WHAT A DEAL! ...no, no I do not work for wweshop. No this is not a desperate attempt to get hired...it's just a normal attempt. OH YEAH, BTW, for the fun of it I bought a TNA Brown Bag Special (and a glorious ERIC BISCHOFF 8x10, of course) on November 30th, and it just shipped out today. On the flipside, I bought 2 shirts and some gloves from WWE last night and it shipped in 7 hours. |
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Dec 9, 2013 17:19:48 GMT -5
Sure, let's produce a Curtis Axel shirt AFTER he's fizzling out...
That shirt would've been better if they adjusted it so it could be left up to the imagination of the buyer as to whether or not it's referring to Axel or his dad. They did that with Ted Jr's Million Dollar shirt before.
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Post by Lancers on Dec 9, 2013 17:38:48 GMT -5
I can imagine in about five years, Curtis Axel goes on vacation to Africa to partake in a safari. Once he gets to his hotel, he's swarmed by all the local people who can't believe he is in their community. He's treated like a major celebrity. He's upgraded to the top floor penthouse suite. All his meals are comped. Men offer their daughters and wives. For those five days, Curtis Axel is king.
As he leaves to the airport, he asks his translator why everyone acted the way they did, then the translator smiles. He unbuttons his dress shirt and he reveals his Curtis Axel t-shirt. Turns out, the WWE sent all their unsold Curtis Axel t-shirts in one giant box to that community. Because there were so many shirts, it became comparable to a plain white t. For the ensuing years, the locals celebrate Curtis Axel Day where they recite poems and sing songs about the greatest man they have never known.
Stunned by this news, Curtis Axel tells the pilot to turn that plane around, the pilot obliges and Curtis Axel returns to the place where he is truly most loved.
Two weeks later, he quietly comes back to America once they actually get to know him.
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Post by MGH on Dec 9, 2013 19:43:50 GMT -5
Picked up three shirts. Thanks for the heads up!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2013 19:54:39 GMT -5
I would totally buy a curtis axel shirt for ironic purposes. Normally that meme stuff annoys me, BUT COME ON ITS CURTIS AXEL
Did you know he has arrived? He did.
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