King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 10, 2013 11:06:39 GMT -5
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 10, 2013 11:10:58 GMT -5
Dumbass.
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Post by Bootista on Dec 10, 2013 11:11:59 GMT -5
Wow, What a stupid reason to kill yourself. He could've just left the Mall.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 10, 2013 11:15:50 GMT -5
"This will teach her, she won't even think about shoes when I'm splattered on the ground. It's the perfect plan."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 11:16:34 GMT -5
He could've just said "I'm going home. If you wanna keep shopping, call a cab."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 11:29:57 GMT -5
How sad. Imagine how terrible he had to have felt to do that.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 10, 2013 11:34:26 GMT -5
Imagine how much worse his family must feel for him putting them through that for essentially no reason at all.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 10, 2013 11:49:21 GMT -5
So wait..are you mad at the wife, or the jumper? She sounds pretty materialistic
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 10, 2013 11:50:12 GMT -5
I guess you could say he shopped till he dropped.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 11:50:37 GMT -5
We've all been there Tao, you stay there as long as it takes and then get her to do some kinky stuff to make up for it later. Poor form.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Dec 10, 2013 12:53:48 GMT -5
That newspaper (Daily Mail) is one of the soppiest, sorriest, sensationalist wankrags to ever dirty the face of the Earth. As consequence, there's likely 95% more to this story.
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
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Post by Toxik916 on Dec 10, 2013 13:35:56 GMT -5
Good god I've contemplated offing myself in similar fashion. There's nothing more infuriating than being out shopping with your girlfriend for an extended period of time. Five hours of that must have been brutal, poor guy.
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
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Post by StuntGranny® on Dec 10, 2013 14:34:29 GMT -5
I think about this every time I go shopping with my fiancée, so this is close to my heart. The pain of just wanting, if nothing else, to go and sit upon a bench. But you know it's in vain. You know as soon as your weary cheeks grace that bench, you'll hear a familiar voice cry out and summon into a store to look at something you care less about than anything on the planet.
You're at peace now, Brother Tao.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 14:37:30 GMT -5
Bwahahaha Of all the phrases to use. Who says Skinflint?
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 10, 2013 16:50:36 GMT -5
Experience has taught me to be cautiously sceptical of any "Chinese man does crazy thing" news item that comes up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 17:40:33 GMT -5
I find this odd. It is actually very hard for Chinese men to meet women these days due to the "one child" policy. So wouldn't he be kissing her ass and calling it ice cream?
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Surfer Sandman
Bubba Ho-Tep
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Dec 10, 2013 18:07:26 GMT -5
He did what I wish I could have done during a blind date-gone-bad.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 10, 2013 18:11:39 GMT -5
But did she end up getting those shoes?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 18:15:59 GMT -5
Surely previous mental health issues have nothing to do with this Keep ignoring this media. It's becoming a pandemic.
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Dec 10, 2013 20:11:14 GMT -5
I guess you could say he shopped till he dropped.
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