mrjl
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Post by mrjl on Dec 11, 2013 20:44:57 GMT -5
Cena is climbing the ladder when someone runs out of the stands and pushes over the ladder. And it turns out to be Jasper Orton. Randy gets the title because of who his family is.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 11, 2013 20:49:44 GMT -5
Then Jasper Orton disappears, never to be seen or referenced again?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 11, 2013 20:50:34 GMT -5
How many times does Lilian announce the match is restarted?
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Post by Sparkybob on Dec 11, 2013 20:51:54 GMT -5
This sounds awful.
There is no John Cena's dad making a run-in.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 11, 2013 20:52:46 GMT -5
Only if Cena reacts the same way Eddie Guerrero did when someone came out of the stands and pushed him off a ladder
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 11, 2013 20:52:56 GMT -5
Cena is climbing the ladder when someone runs out of the stands and pushes over puts the ladder in a chinlock. And it turns out to be Jasper Orton. Randy gets the title because of who his family is. Fixed. |
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Dec 11, 2013 20:56:29 GMT -5
How about if Lita came out and jerked Orton off....
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...no seriously that's it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2013 20:57:11 GMT -5
Over/under on number of run-ins is IMO set at 3.5 for the match. I hope it's under but something tells me we'll have a more random ending (with more people involved) than in the HHH/Punk match where Awesome Truth attacked both guys back and forth for no reason.
Shield, Kane, Triple H, Steph, HBK, Punk, Bryan, random surprise run in, Jasper... 3.5 seems about right with so many people.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 11, 2013 21:04:06 GMT -5
Over/under on number of run-ins is IMO set at 3.5 for the match. I hope it's under but something tells me we'll have a more random ending (with more people involved) than in the HHH/Punk match where Awesome Truth attacked both guys back and forth for no reason. Shield, Kane, Triple H, Steph, HBK, Punk, Bryan, random surprise run in, Jasper... 3.5 seems about right with so many people. The surprise run in is probably Mad-Ox returning. |
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Post by Boo! on Dec 11, 2013 21:10:24 GMT -5
I'd have Cena win clean but have an innocuous mistake during the game such as the ladder breaking or a rope snapping or some kind of mishap with ring that doesn't really register with anyone at the time and the next night on Raw announce that because the "sanctioned apparatus broke" the result of the match would stand but there's no alternative but to request Cena vacate the unified championship.
That way on the night people get their 'clean' finish but it also sets up a vacant title ready for the Rumble which has always been a great selling point for the event when used in the past.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2013 21:13:09 GMT -5
I'm guessing no direct run-ins, since one weird trend with this stupid Authority angle is that if logic dictates run-ins, there won't actually be any.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Dec 11, 2013 21:13:48 GMT -5
I'd have Cena win clean but have an innocuous mistake during the game such as the ladder breaking or a rope snapping or some kind of mishap with ring that doesn't really register with anyone at the time and the next night on Raw announce that because the "sanctioned apparatus broke" the result of the match would stand but there's no alternative but to request Cena vacate the unified championship. That way on the night people get their 'clean' finish but it also sets up a vacant title ready for the Rumble which has always been a great selling point for the event when used in the past. That would be a real miscarriage of justice, Gorilla. |
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Post by WorkingInAColeMine on Dec 11, 2013 21:14:00 GMT -5
Is this like when Brett DiBiase cost Cena a match and was never spoken of again?
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Post by Boo! on Dec 11, 2013 21:15:37 GMT -5
I'd have Cena win clean but have an innocuous mistake during the game such as the ladder breaking or a rope snapping or some kind of mishap with ring that doesn't really register with anyone at the time and the next night on Raw announce that because the "sanctioned apparatus broke" the result of the match would stand but there's no alternative but to request Cena vacate the unified championship. That way on the night people get their 'clean' finish but it also sets up a vacant title ready for the Rumble which has always been a great selling point for the event when used in the past. That would be a real miscarriage of justice, Gorilla. Not from my vantage point. Although the guy responsible for setting up the equipment would have to be fined and suspended. |
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Post by Chip on Dec 11, 2013 21:16:56 GMT -5
Then Jasper Orton disappears, never to be seen or referenced again? Man, I can just picture the shit storm that a repeated finish like this would spark. |
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Dec 12, 2013 4:30:54 GMT -5
Cena is climbing the ladder when someone runs out of the stands and pushes over the ladder. And it turns out to be Jasper Orton. Randy gets the title because of who his family is. I'd rather they do this: tell Jasper Orton he's going to interfere and direct him to Gorilla position. But really behind the curtain is a space airlock door. Then said door seals over, the craft lifts off with Jasper in-tow and we're told it's on a trajectory to the sun. Sure, it'd cost WWE in excess of 5 billion. But I feel, as a fan of jettisoning worthless nepotistic good looking people into the vast abyss of oblivion, that it's financially/morally the right decision. |
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Post by mrjl on Dec 12, 2013 5:54:27 GMT -5
Cena is climbing the ladder when someone runs out of the stands and pushes over the ladder. And it turns out to be Jasper Orton. Randy gets the title because of who his family is. I'd rather they do this: tell Jasper Orton he's going to interfere and direct him to Gorilla position. But really behind the curtain is a space airlock door. Then said door seals over, the craft lifts off with Jasper in-tow and we're told it's on a trajectory to the sun. Sure, it'd cost WWE in excess of 5 billion. But I feel, as a fan of jettisoning worthless nepotistic good looking people into the vast abyss of oblivion, that it's financially/morally the right decision. because of course there's no chance he's actually talented. |
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Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 12, 2013 5:58:30 GMT -5
Cena grabs the titles, HHH comes out and demands the ref change the decision to orton. Cena spits in HHHs face and writes tna in the air.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 12, 2013 6:02:57 GMT -5
Two words
Exploding ladder.
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Post by shaker on Dec 12, 2013 8:10:03 GMT -5
Cena and Orton both grab the titles at the same time, then realize their hands are stuck to the belts.
They start freaking out and struggling to break free. HHH comes out.
"FINALLY!!! You fools never realized what this was about, did you? My goal was always to have the face of the WWE be the champion.... by hook or by crook!!! MWAHAHAHAH!"
Suddenly a surge of electricity and eldritch magic flows through the belts. Cena and Orton disappear, in their place stands a figure clouded in smoke.
"Finally, the blood sacrifice has been completed! FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK...... AS A DEMONIC HELL BEING WITH NO INTEREST IN OUTSIDE VENTURES!"
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