H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Dec 12, 2013 21:09:05 GMT -5
Sometime over the next year, WWE nosedives and goes out of business. Post some commentary for the DVD that they can no longer afford to produce.
"It's really heartbreaking to see something that you love, that you spent so many years building and carrying almost single-handedly come to such a sad end, you know? And it really gets to me, because deep down, I know that if they had just brought me back and let me end The Streak, they'd be making more money now than ever. But...wha'cha gonna do, brother?"
-Hulk Hogan
"It just seemed like... no matter how many guys I helped put over, none of them had what it took to fill the void that I left behind. Honestly, looking back on it now, I really wish I'd just wrestled that broom at Wrestlemania 30."
-Triple H
"I sat there looking at all those guys standing on the stage, and what did I see? 3 or 4 big guys and 3 dozen vanilla midgets. And I just shook my head and flipped over to the Seahawks game."
-Kevin Nash
"Hahahahahaha! Hahahaha, hehe he. ...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
-Eric Bischoff
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 12, 2013 21:12:22 GMT -5
-Christian
"It was hard especially because this company was the life for so many people and when it did all end, there simply wasn't a back up plan for them. I had a whole group of Malaysian slaves to fall back on; a lot of guys weren't so lucky."
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 12, 2013 21:21:10 GMT -5
"...and Vince and Kevin Dunn were all 'But the hardcore fanbase is already watching, we should try to attract new viewers', and I said 'If new viewers tune in and see the crowds are red hot for the guys at the top of the card, they'll be excited and stick around', and those putzes bought it hook, line, and sinker. I knew it wouldn't work, they were smart enough they should've known it wouldn't work, but so f***ing desperate they tried it anyway. Sucks to be the nerds with nothing to watch on Mondays anymore, but hey, now I'm a millionaire."
-CM Punk
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 12, 2013 21:32:31 GMT -5
Dixie Carter: If only Vince had taken up my offer to buy his company he wouldn't be dead today. What? He didn't die? Just the company? Are you sure?
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Dec 12, 2013 21:51:02 GMT -5
"People used to recognize me as a WWE Superstar. But ever since it folded, everytime I walk down the street someone mistakes me for a homeless man. Brie has to get me from the Aberdeen Homless Shelter at least 4 times a week, but to be honest I wouldn't mind staying there. Frieda and her cats are better than having to listen to Brie talk to Nikki on the phone about John's f***ing mansion and swimming pool. NO NO NO!"
-Daniel Bryan
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Post by Stone Cold Eleanor Shellstrop on Dec 12, 2013 21:54:45 GMT -5
"GIT GIT GIT GIT GIT GIT!"-Vince McMahon
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 21:54:53 GMT -5
Hey CM Punk how you doing?
-Colt Cabana
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 12, 2013 22:06:24 GMT -5
"When it came right down to it, Vince McMahon was simply a bad businessman." --Paul E. Heyman
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 12, 2013 22:10:32 GMT -5
*Points*
-Sin cara
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Dec 12, 2013 22:16:47 GMT -5
"Holy shit. The WWE went out of business? When?" *takes bong hit*- RVD
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 22:19:16 GMT -5
"The WWE going out of business reminds me of a story about growing up with crackheads in Troutwood, Ohio...."
- Dwayne Johnson
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Dec 12, 2013 22:23:48 GMT -5
"HOLY SHIT I CAN HEAR COLORS"
-Jeff Hardy
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Dec 12, 2013 22:25:03 GMT -5
My sex life has really taken a nosedive
- Michael Hayes
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Dec 12, 2013 22:50:43 GMT -5
"Some days I wake up and think I got out just in time.
"But most days I wake up and think releasing me was WWE's downfall and I would have ignited a new boom period if I had been called up."
-- Kassius "Hero" Ohno
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Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 13, 2013 1:03:01 GMT -5
"With God as my witness the company has folded in half! ...boomer sooner!"
- J.R.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 13, 2013 1:33:46 GMT -5
"When I heard what Donald Trump purchased it for I was like...I wouldn't waste my money on that shit"
- Chris Jericho
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Dec 13, 2013 1:46:24 GMT -5
"It's hard to put your finger on. They kept chanting for Sheamus, over and over again each night, it'd be 'let's go Sheamus'."
-Gerald Lawler
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 13, 2013 1:47:31 GMT -5
"Wore a million different shirts, never drew a dime!"
- Mike Graham talking about Cena
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Post by woowoowoox on Dec 13, 2013 1:49:33 GMT -5
I seriously can't stop laughing. This thread is amazing.
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EyeofTyr
Hank Scorpio
Strange and Mystical
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Post by EyeofTyr on Dec 13, 2013 1:55:14 GMT -5
"I think the turning point for the beginning of the end was when they gave Foley that half an hour segment to plug his new book on RAW. Thanks Mick." - Dean Ambrose.
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