shaker
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 13:03:53 GMT -5
As all the fans of Total Divas know, one previously unrevealed fact about John Cena is that he is crazy OCD about cleaning his house and keeping it somewhat tomb-like. So I started thinking, what happens if that was incorporated into his gimmick?
Imagine him about to beat Ryback, then Ryback spills some grape juice on the mat. Cena freaks out to go clean it up.
Or Lesnar returns, and this time it's personal - cause he just put a picture frame up in Cena's house.
How could this be applied to some other wrestlers? Maybe Fandango has to flick light switches 37 times before leaving a room? Or Kofi's been attempting to read War and Peace every night for the last 6 years, but can't get into it enough and always gives up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 13:08:16 GMT -5
As all the fans of Total Divas know, one previously unrevealed fact about John Cena is that he is crazy OCD about cleaning his house and keeping it somewhat tomb-like. So I started thinking, what happens if that was incorporated into his gimmick? Honestly, I'm kind of surprised they haven't attempted something like that. It would really give the young Cena fans who have their own struggles in life something to relate to. |
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jagilki
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Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Dec 18, 2013 13:10:12 GMT -5
Kane is like the guy from Memento. Every Day he wakes up not remembering anything.
Unfortunately he doesn't tattoo facts on his body and relies on other Wrestlers telling him his history.
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Push R Truth
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Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 18, 2013 13:28:18 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio has extremely sensitive hearing. If the crowd has any reaction whatsoever he falls to the ground trying to cover his ears in pain.
The WWE Universe knows this and out of respect for the greatest latino wrestler in the history of our sport they all watch in quiet enjoyment as Alberto Del Rio works his magic in the ring.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Dec 18, 2013 13:28:54 GMT -5
CM Punk is a huge fan of 90s boybands. He just pretends to like punk rock because he's embarassed of his taste.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 18, 2013 13:31:51 GMT -5
Tensai develops a Maryse-like arrogance about how good looking he thinks he is.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 18, 2013 13:48:48 GMT -5
AJ has sentient nipples
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 18, 2013 13:51:17 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan insists on making any girl he's interested in dress up like a bear.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 13:51:17 GMT -5
The Miz happens to also be a time traveling black man.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 14:08:08 GMT -5
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's feeling depressed.
The doctor says "I have the perfect cure for you! The WWE is in town, and Santino Marella is wrestling. That should pick you up."
The man burts into tears.
"But Doctor, I am Santino Marella."
What I'm saying is Santino is insanely depressed.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 14:10:25 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt has always wanted to be a ballerina but knows he'll never have the body for it.
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jagilki
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Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Dec 18, 2013 14:48:47 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt has always wanted to be a ballerina but knows he'll never have the body for it. Meanwhile, Summer Rae has always wanted to be a fat bearded man. |
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Bub (BLM)
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advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 18, 2013 14:51:57 GMT -5
Big Show develops agoraphobia and refuses to leave home.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Dec 18, 2013 15:00:43 GMT -5
Rey has irritable bowel syndrome and craps his pants whenever he takes a clothesline.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 15:05:15 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio has extremely sensitive hearing. If the crowd has any reaction whatsoever he falls to the ground trying to cover his ears in pain. The WWE Universe knows this and out of respect for the greatest latino wrestler in the history of our sport they all watch in quiet enjoyment as Alberto Del Rio works his magic in the ring. Del Rio needs this Mongolian Stomper gimmick stat. |
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 18, 2013 15:15:37 GMT -5
Curtis Axel is a creeper, a deviant, and has fetishes for urine, farm animals, and Yao Ming.
Yoshi Tatsu has hemmerhoids that never go away, no matter WHAT he does.
Curt Hawkins develops an all-consuming obsession with Ron Paul.
R-Truth begins to believe he's the Loch Ness Monster, and insists on being referred to as such by the ring announcer and JBL/Cole.
JTG can emit Hypnotic Mind Control Energy from his eyes, and anybody he stares at has to do anything he wants them to for the next 20 minutes.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Dec 18, 2013 17:01:41 GMT -5
For meditation purposes, Kane sets up a Japanese rock garden in his dressing room at every live event, and a number of his past feuds were actually set off by other superstars "screwing with his zen".
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Post by Wiretap on Dec 18, 2013 17:05:17 GMT -5
everything John Cena says is sarcastic and a complete lie.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 18, 2013 17:05:33 GMT -5
Randy Orton's biggest hobby is being a Ron Popeel impersonater, and constantly trades his wives to Edge for different RonCo Industries products.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 18, 2013 17:12:22 GMT -5
Luke Harper has a degree in medicine
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