Funny one liners from dvd releases

[TheDieselTrain]

What is wrong with you Jim Hellwig??

[JTG Fan]

Broke 6000 guitars, never drew a dime.

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Batista comparing HHH to Michael Jordan.

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I think they will be looking at him the same way they look at Michael Jordan.

[theryno665]

My favorite's not from a WWE release but from Hardcore Homecoming,where Gary Wolfe was talking about his broken neck:

"The boys were hanging coats on my head!"

[rapidfire187]

Dec 20, 2013 9:14:56 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Broke 6000 guitars, never drew a dime.

Is this in reference to Honky Tonk Man or Jeff Jarrett?

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

"I couldn't WAIT to fire him"

[Gummydavidson]

Dec 20, 2013 11:15:17 GMT -5 rapidfire187 said:

Dec 20, 2013 9:14:56 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Broke 6000 guitars, never drew a dime.

Is this in reference to Honky Tonk Man or Jeff Jarrett?

Jarrett.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Dec 20, 2013 11:15:17 GMT -5 rapidfire187 said:

Dec 20, 2013 9:14:56 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Broke 6000 guitars, never drew a dime.

Is this in reference to Honky Tonk Man or Jeff Jarrett?

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[TGM]

Chris Jericho's Hogan-like claim: "People that didn't even watch wrestling knew what a Steveweiser was."

Also Hogan on the Immortal dvd (paraphrasing) - "TNA has the best talent pool in the world bar non" followed later by "those guys doing the high flying and five star matches, that's not gonna draw people in brother"

[The Tim Duncan Experience]

"It was like the biggest no-no in this business!" -Hulk Hogan talking about how Ultimate WArrior told the WCW crowd how he already beat him, so why would people pay money to watch it again at Halloween Havoc

[Mike Bockwinkel]

Lita jerkin Edge off!

[TheDieselTrain]

Vince: My philosophy has always been to help the other guy not hurt the other guy.

[flatsdomino]

"viewers were confused, yet interested" will always win this.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Dec 20, 2013 18:49:35 GMT -5 TheDieselTrain said:

Vince: My philosophy has always been to help the other guy not hurt the other guy.

Not actually the quote. It's 'help.yourself, not hurt the other guy.' Which is slightly less ridiculous.

[A damn road sign]

Cena's very first appearance on Orton's DVD.

"I thought he was a dick."

[Grand Papillon "The Banker"]

Dec 20, 2013 11:49:45 GMT -5 TGM said:

Chris Jericho's Hogan-like claim: "People that didn't even watch wrestling knew what a Steveweiser was."

Also Hogan on the Immortal dvd (paraphrasing) - "TNA has the best talent pool in the world bar non" followed later by "those guys doing the high flying and five star matches, that's not gonna draw people in brother"

Wait, how is Jericho's a Hogan-like claim? He is putting over Steve Austin and may have been a bit over-the-top in doing so. A Hogan-like claim would have been. "People that didn't even watch wrestling knew me as the Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla because I invented that phrase...and also rock and roll."

[TheDieselTrain]

Dec 20, 2013 18:54:16 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

Dec 20, 2013 18:49:35 GMT -5 TheDieselTrain said:

Vince: My philosophy has always been to help the other guy not hurt the other guy.

Not actually the quote. It's 'help.yourself, not hurt the other guy.' Which is slightly less ridiculous.

Okay you got me. I'm going off memory and i've been drinking so lol.


Eric Bischoff: He had his name changed and now goes by Warrior…..WHATEVER (cheesy grin)


Gerry Brisco: If I woulda seen Eric Bischoff I woulda kicked the crap out of him.

[kidglov3s]

Not WWE, from the Sid Vicious Millenium Man WCW Superstar Series VHS,

"He was pretty good, for a smaller guy.", Sid Vicious on Chris Benoit.

[Bub (BLM)]

I cant remember the exact line, but Flair buried Sid so badly on the Horsemen DVD that I had to pause the thing so I could finish laughing.