ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Dec 21, 2013 10:40:58 GMT -5
Since Ric's desperate behaviour created a lot of hilarious material for FAN, I think it included a ridiculously overpriced Skye chat and auctioning off his robe with some guy with a What The f*** expression on his face, what other desperate things could Ric do for money?
1. Charge $1000 an hour to come into your house and just relive his NWA party animal days, you have to charge $1000 because Ric thinks it's an honour to have him trash up your house.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Dec 21, 2013 12:26:41 GMT -5
2. Sign with TNA.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 21, 2013 12:29:31 GMT -5
3. do a fan meet-and-greet before Wrestlemania 30. he'll be completely plastered. JR will be fired again in spite of not currently working for WWE.
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Surfer Sandman
Bubba Ho-Tep
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Dec 21, 2013 12:29:34 GMT -5
4. Male prostitution
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Post by Instant Classic on Dec 21, 2013 12:30:13 GMT -5
4. let his suit elbow drop him
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 21, 2013 12:31:59 GMT -5
6. Pretend your wife was his before she was yours. All for the low cost of $999.
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Post by bitteroldman on Dec 21, 2013 13:00:48 GMT -5
7. Strip down to a pair of Speedo's and twerk.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 21, 2013 13:05:18 GMT -5
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 21, 2013 13:21:32 GMT -5
9. hold up a sign saying "will drop pants for booze". unfortunately, Iron Sheik is already doing it for free.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 15:01:01 GMT -5
Sunny
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Post by doinkmark on Dec 23, 2013 11:08:45 GMT -5
Become one of those guys who walk around Times Square dressed as Spiderman charging for photos. Because Ric Flair dressed as Spiderman would make more money than Ric Flair as Ric Flair in 2013.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 23, 2013 13:31:38 GMT -5
12. invest his remaining 10 dollars in a kitten boxing federation.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2013 18:25:38 GMT -5
13. Constantly shave his head and sell his hair on eBay.
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