Chip
Hank Scorpio
Slam Jam Death.
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Post by Chip on Dec 22, 2013 22:21:08 GMT -5
Gauntlet match with ADR taking on Kingston, Gabriel, Kidd, Santino. Ziggler etc. This honestly actually sounds entertaining to me. |
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Post by Starshine on Dec 22, 2013 23:16:07 GMT -5
Gauntlet match with ADR taking on Kingston, Gabriel, Kidd, Santino. Ziggler etc. This honestly actually sounds entertaining to me. It would probably be a really AGRESSIVE match. |
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Dec 22, 2013 23:24:59 GMT -5
WWE World Heavyweight Unified Undisputed World World Championship
90 Minute Iron Man Match
(c) Randy Orton w/Linda McMahon vs. Triple H w/Stephanie McMahon vs. John Cena w/Mr. McMahon
Cena wins
30 Minute Verbal Debate: Randy Orton vs. John Cena vs. Triple H
Moderator: Stephanie McMahon
Alberto Del Rio vs. Undertaker
The Miz vs. Ryback No Contest
Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler No contest
Stephanie McMahon vs. Chris Jericho
Stephanie Wins
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 22, 2013 23:27:12 GMT -5
Orton vs. Trips for the title (Trips is the face) Cena vs. Rock 3 Undertaker vs. Miz (Miz is sold as being the biggest threat Taker has ever faced) AJ vs. Steph (Steph is the face) Sheamus vs. Bryan (Spoiler ~ 17 seconds) CM Punk vs. Ryback, Axel, Heyman and Lesnar Gauntlet match with ADR taking on Kingston, Gabriel, Kidd, Santino. Ziggler etc. The Shield vs. Khali, Hornswoggle and Ricardo Rodriguez Money in the bank Big E vs Henry vs Big Show vs Kane vs Kevin Nash vs Iron Sheik Also Alex Riley is on commentary I'd honestly mark for Taker vs. Miz, but idk if I can handle watching my beloved A-Ry shitting the bed in such a horrendous fashion.  |
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 22, 2013 23:45:04 GMT -5
Elimination Chamber 2014 consists of Daniel Bryan entering at #1 and beating (in order) Orton, Big Show, Sheamus, Cena, and Triple H one by one, each before the next one enters the chamber, to become WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Bryan then announces that Wrestlemania should be for wrestlers, not entertainers like John Cena or Mark Callaway (OMG REAL NAME SHOOT PIPEBOMB), and 'Mania XXX is booked to consist entirely of an eight-man tournament for the world title made up of Bryan, Punk, Cesaro, Ambrose, Rollins, Ziggler (see, see?! stop pidgeonholing this as being all about indie guys, you anti-smarks!), Sami Zayn from NXT, and a returning Kassius Ohno, with the final match being a 60 minute Iron Man match.
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Dec 22, 2013 23:57:28 GMT -5
I just hope WWE doesn't do this.
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Post by RAW IS GWAR on Dec 23, 2013 5:22:36 GMT -5
Opener
The Miz Vs. Heath Slater (MIZ)
Then we get a 10 minute long tutorial on how to download the WWE APP
Dolf Ziggler Vs. Santino (Santino via Cobra through a table)
Kane Vs. The Undertaker (DRAW)
Triple H Vs. Randy Orton (HHH)
CM Punk Vs. Ryback (CM Punk via whatever)
60 Minute Iron Man Match
Batista Vs. Brock Lesnar (Draw 0-0)
Main Event
For the WWE Undisputed World Unified Heavyweight Wrestling Championship of the World
John Cena Vs. Daniel Bryan (John Cena wins in 17 seconds)
Then
Now
Forever and ever and ever and ever
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Post by celticjobber on Dec 23, 2013 5:45:23 GMT -5
Youtube Pre-Show Match: Seth Rollins vs. Santino
Curtis Axel vs. Randy Orton for the WWE World Title
Sheamus (with Stephanie McMahon) vs. Big Show (with Vince McMahon)
Cameron vs. Eva Marie for the Divas Title
Undertaker vs. Brodus Clay
Brock Lesnar vs. RVD
Big E Langston vs. Tensai for the IC Title
Dean Ambrose vs. The Miz for the US Title
Los Matadores vs. 3MB for the WWE Tag Titles
John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. David Otunga and Jennifer Hudson
Antonio Cesaro vs. Khali
Musical Act: Limp Bizkit doing a medley of their latest "hits".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2013 6:00:12 GMT -5
Please don't forget Machine Gun Kelly's 15 minute segment about John Cena the underdog. And then the same thing for Randy Orton the underdog.
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schma
Hank Scorpio
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Post by schma on Dec 23, 2013 6:16:02 GMT -5
Undertaker vs Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle wins (given some of his 'accomplishments' it's possible)
Cena vs Punk vs Bryan vs Sheamus (all get laid out by the authority 3 minutes in)
30 second diva match
every 10 minutes hype up for the main event
Giant 20 man tag that takes 10 minutes to get started and lasts 2 minutes
Finally, main event for the worst Wrestlemania Big Show and Orton in a 60 minute Ironman Match
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shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Dec 23, 2013 8:35:18 GMT -5
Randy Orton vs Royal Rumble Winner HHH for the WWE World Heavyweight Title in a 60 minute Iron Man Match to start the show. It ends in a tie so the title is held in abeyance.
Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, and Sheamus vs The Shield. Sheamus brogue kicks all 3 members of the Shield and wins in 17 seconds without tagging in or out. Also Bryan and Punk don't get entrances.
Tag Titles: The Rhodes vs Rybaxel. Rybaxel wins after a low blow to Goldust that the ref sees but doesn't react to.
US Title: They just give it to Sheamus since he won before. 15 minute ceremony.
Backstage segment where the Duck Dynasty guys are goofing around with Santino, then Darren Young walks in. There's a record scratch and Santino goes "UHHHH OHH!!!!!". Then the segment ends.
IC Title: Big E Langston vs Miz. Miz wins after a 30 minute typical Miz match (truly the worst match imaginable).
Divas Title: AJ loses to Eva Marie via rollup.
Undertaker VS The Great Khali. Khali is so tall, how could Taker tombstone him!?!??!?!?! Khali ends the streak.
Backstage segment shilling for the app. Cole shows us how to download the app (20 minutes long).
John Cena and Nikki Bella defeat Kanye West and Kim Kardashian in the main event. Afterwards the Rock comes out, Rock bottoms Cena, and says "NEXT YEAR CENA!!!!! FRUITY PEBBLES!!!!!!!!!! HASHTAG"
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schma
Hank Scorpio
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Post by schma on Dec 23, 2013 13:40:06 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 9
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2013 14:07:29 GMT -5
I'll just let WWE do it for me. They already did book it, they just renamed it Hell In A Cell and moved it to October. |
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Post by dersulbob on Dec 23, 2013 20:11:25 GMT -5
Rebecca Black sings America the Beautiful
Alex Riley doing play-by-play, Jerry Lawler as colour commentator
Match 1: Tensai, R-Truth & Xavier Woods v Alberto Del Rio, Ricardo Rodriguez & Brodus Clay
-Rodriguez pins Woods with a roll-up after (swerve) R-Truth refuses a tag after 25 minutes of lukewarm action
(the following RAW, Woods and Truth pick up a win Del Rio and Clay - the turn is never mentioned again)
Rebecca Black performs "Friday"
Interview with Orton
- He explains how monumental his title unification was, how great his reign has been, and how he will not lose tonight's triple threat.
- Vince McMahon wishes him luck in his title defense against Daniel Bryan and CM Punk.
Match 2: Big Show v The Shield
-Show delivers the WMD to Ambrose and Rollins. Reigns goes for the spear but merely bounces off Big Show. Attempts it again but Big Show hits the Chokeslam for the victory at the 4 minute mark.
Rebecca Black performs "Saturday"
Match 3: Team Kofi (Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, The Usos and a Mystery Partner) v Team Miz (The Miz, Ryback, Damien Sandow and The Real Americans
- Mystery partner is revealed as The Great Khali.
- Miz wins with a Figure Four after 30 minutes. Post match, Miz and Kofi shake hands. But SWERVE! Miz low blows Kofi as he turns to leave.
Hulk Hogan is shown shaking hands with superstars backstage and bumps into Vince, who smiles and shakes his hand.
Match 4: Brie Bella (C) v Nikki Bella (for the Divas Championship)
- Nikki wins in a 20 minute squash match with a Russian Leg Sweep.
Rebecca Black performs the World Première of "Sunday" (feat. Kid Rock)
Match 5: Big E Langston (C) v Curtis Axel (1-Hour Iron Man Match for the IC Championship)
- 0-0 after the hour, goes into overtime.
- Axel wins via roll-up 30 seconds into overtime.
Match 6: The Brothers of Destruction v D-Generation X v Erick Rowan & Luke Harper (with Bray Wyatt) (Elimination Triple Threat Tag Match)
- BoD eliminated after Undertaker submits to Triple H's Cross-face.
- DX get the win after (SWERVE!) Bray Wyatt reveals he is wearing a suit and tie under his Wyatt gear and turns on the Family, joining the Authority.
Hornswoggle meets Torito
Match 7 (Co-Main-Event): John Cena v Brock Lesnar in a "Brawl 4 All" rules match
- Lesnar wins by KO in 11 seconds
CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are found unconscious backstage
Match 8: Tyson Kidd & Natalya v Fandango & Summer Rae
- Natalya forces Summer Rae to submit to the Sharpshooter in 2 minutes.
THE MAIN EVENT
- Vince enters and announces that Daniel Bryan and CM Punk cannot compete tonight. They will need a replacement to ensure the championship match happens. There's only one man for the job. Therefore, the NEW main event is...
Match 9 Randy Orton (C) v Hulk Hogan (Ladder Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship)
- 22 minutes in, Randy Orton hits Hogan with an RKO off the ladder.
- As he reaches for the title, it's raised slightly out of his reach.
- OUT OF NOWHERE, Bray Wyatt appears and pulls Orton off the ladder and delivers the Sister Abigail.
- Triple H appears, helping Hogan up the ladder.
- The title is lowered into Hogan's hands and Hogan wins the match.
Post-match, Triple H cuts a twenty minute promo about this business, Pedigrees Orton and announces the new face of the WWE, and the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Hulk Hogan!
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Crimson
Hank Scorpio
Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on Dec 23, 2013 20:12:07 GMT -5
Rock vs Cena, thrice in a life time.
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Post by Mc Mc Mannequin on Dec 23, 2013 20:39:03 GMT -5
I posted this in a thread a couple of weeks ago. You would have to pay me to sit through this... How many people would buy WM30 if this was the card...? Cena vs Rock - Thrice in a lifetime WWE Championship Bryan vs Orton(c) Lesnar vs HHH Kane vs Undertaker Sheamus vs Del Rio Punk vs Axel w/ Heyman WWE United States Championship Kingston vs Ambrose(c) Pre Show Tag Team Championship Rollin and Reigns vs Rhodes and Goldust |
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