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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 14:41:25 GMT -5
Rules are active roster and suspected part timers only. I'd say: taker, Lesnar, Batista and HHH are fine, throw in RVD too as his three months on, three months off would time up for Mania I think
WWE Unified world heavyweight Champion of champions match
Batista V Randy Orton V Big Show
You kick out of my finisher, now I'll kick out of yours, repeat ad nauesum in a slow match devoid of psychology but everyone will hark on about anyway
The Undertaker V John Cena (this one will actually be good, but f*** it had no other slot for these two)
The Walruses revenge
Bryan + Punk V Axel + Ryback w/ Heyman
The Beast Vs The Asskicker, never before and never again
Lesnar V Triple H
Believe in the shield or fall to the midcard
The Shield V 3MB
Total pissbreak
The Bellas V Eva Marie + jojo mojo
Clusterf***amania
RVD, Khali, Santino and Ziggler V Del Rio + The Wyatts
[bTons of hatred[/b]
Brodus Clay V Tensai
ICUS whatever the f*** the last title no one gives a shit about standing is at the time match
Big E V Sheamus V Mark Henry V Bad News Brown Barrett
Botchamania
Mysterio V Sin Cara
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 22, 2013 14:43:56 GMT -5
Davey Richards wins the Unified World Title in a scramble match over Cena, Bryan, Punk and Orton and goes on a (minumim) ten month reign of no selling and SRS.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 22, 2013 14:44:40 GMT -5
ONCE IN A MILLENNIUM EIGHT MAN TAG MATCH John Cena, CM Punk, Batista, & Daniel Bryan vs. The Rock, Lesnar, HHH, & HBK Match goes one minute and ends with a rollup
MAIN EVENT LOSER LEAVES TOTAL DIVAS Eva Marie vs. Nikki Bella It's an overbooked classic that goes on for nearly four hours.
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Perd
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Dec 22, 2013 14:45:13 GMT -5
I'll just let WWE do it for me.
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 22, 2013 15:24:14 GMT -5
Rock vs John Cena : the Rubber match
Triple H vs Randy Orton for the WWE World title
Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar
CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and Big Show vs The Shield. If the Shield loses, they disband.
Wyatt Family vs Usos vs Real Americans vs Rybaxel vs PTP vs Rhodes in a tag team turmoil for the tag titles
Big E Langston vs The Miz for the IC title
Nikki vs Brie for the Divas title
Sheamus vs Alberto Del Rio
Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam vs Mark Henry in a four way final match (each guys last WWE match)
Fandango and JC Chasez in a dance off
A performance by DMX
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Post by angryfan on Dec 22, 2013 15:25:09 GMT -5
Orton vs. Trips for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, Trips is the babyface.
Cena/Undertaker in an "I Quit" match
Big E vs. Kahli in a submission match.
Hornswoggle vs. Torito in a ladder match for the cruiserweight title.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 22, 2013 15:25:36 GMT -5
I'll just put in a tape of Wrestlemania 29.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 22, 2013 15:39:09 GMT -5
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 22, 2013 16:10:19 GMT -5
Trying to make it something I could completely buy happening:
Tagline match: The Great ONE!: The Rock d. The Undertaker
Once In A Galaxy: Batista d. John Cena
Daniel Bryan d. Randy Orton to win the WWE World Championship- after which, Triple H comes in, KICK WHAM PEDIGREE, then beats Bryan for the belts in 17 seconds.
Brock Lesnar d. CM Punk by Curtis Axel interference
Eva Marie d. AJ to win Divas' Championship
The Miz d. Big E Langston to win IC Title
Big Show d. Kane- Loser Must Retire
Roman Reigns and Erick Rowan d. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins and. Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (Shield broke up- so did Wyatts)
Money in the Bank: Alberto Del Rio d. Tensai, Sin Cara, RVD, Sheamus, Dolph Ziggler, Chris Jericho, and Mark Henry.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 22, 2013 16:11:35 GMT -5
Orton vs. Trips for the title (Trips is the face)
Cena vs. Rock 3
Undertaker vs. Miz (Miz is sold as being the biggest threat Taker has ever faced)
AJ vs. Steph (Steph is the face)
Sheamus vs. Bryan (Spoiler ~ 17 seconds)
CM Punk vs. Ryback, Axel, Heyman and Lesnar
Gauntlet match with ADR taking on Kingston, Gabriel, Kidd, Santino. Ziggler etc.
The Shield vs. Khali, Hornswoggle and Ricardo Rodriguez
Money in the bank Big E vs Henry vs Big Show vs Kane vs Kevin Nash vs Iron Sheik
Also Alex Riley is on commentary
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Bub (BLM)
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 22, 2013 16:12:50 GMT -5
Put the past three months of PPV's in a blender and throw the result onto a whiteboard.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 16:44:13 GMT -5
Ooh, this sounds fun......
Main Event: Randy Orton vs. Triple H, in a pantsless inferno match Winner: Triple H
Stephanie McMahon vs. Orton's wives Winner: Stephanie McMahon
Aurora Rose, Murphy Claire and Vaughn Evelyn Levesque vs. John Cena.......'s dad, with the career of John Cena, his son, on the line. Winner: The Triple Trio of Terror Note: John Cena does not appear.
Tag Team Turmoil: Yoshi Tatsu & Mason Ryan vs. Curt Hawkins & El Torito vs. Zack Ryder & Ezekiel Jackson vs. Sin Cara & Los Matadore Primo vs. Camacho & Justin Gabriel vs. one of the Usos & Dolph Ziggler Winner: none, match ended early on account to El Torito suffering a fatal heart attack in the first part of the match
WM XXX 30 man over the top rope battle royal: Alex "The Pug" Porteau, Headbanger Thrasher, TL Hopper, Sam Houston, Baron Von Rasche, Joey Abs, The Blue Meanie, Dwayne Gill, Jim Powers, Vladmir the Super-Fan, "Hole in One" Darsow, Daniel Bryan, Lee Marshall, an old white lady dressed up as Kharma, the Warlord, John Nord, Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz, the other Uso, Dink, Bushwacker Santino, the Yeti, Stan Lane, Johnny Parisi, Ivan Putski, "Terrific" Terry Taylor, Sean Mooney, WWE attorney Jerry McDevitt, "Hervina" Whippleman, Sakoda and a VERY flamboyantly gay actor playing the part of Shane McMahon. Winner: Jim Powers.
The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston in a 60-minute falls count anywhere no-DQ submission match.
A special parody match: Christ Hemme vs. Rice Flair vs. Bret Clark vs. Bruno Sormentina vs. Bork Laser vs. Fundango vs. The Rick Winner: that gay Shane McMahon from the battle royal, who then has a live 25 minute sex show with Bruno Sormentina and the Bella Twins.
Ryback vs. himself. Winner: Ryback.
Curtis Axel vs. Big Show.
and CM Punk vs. 3MB on the pre-show.
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Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 22, 2013 16:58:43 GMT -5
Triple H vs the entire roster where he beats and buries everyone, wins the IC belt, the US belt, the divas belt, the internet belt, the tag belts, the unified WWE belt, and ends the streak. After all this, CM Punk comes out to lay a pipebomb on how this PPV has been nothing but a huge blowjob to Triple H's ego, only to get pedigree'd with Haitch standing tall and "King of Kings" playing as the show fades to black.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 22, 2013 18:43:04 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 19:22:26 GMT -5
World Title triple threat: Cena vs Undertaker vs Kofi Kingston
IC title rematch: Big E Langston vs Curtis Axel. Two out of three falls.
Grudge match: Randy Orton vs Big Show
Once in a lifetime: The Shield vs Daniel Bryan and the Usos.
Tag titles: Rhodes/Goldust vs Heath Slater/Jinder Mahal.
Ziggler/Tyson Kidd/some random celebrity vs Sandow/Fandango/AJ
Backstage wrestlemania segment: HHH is alone in a room filled with mirrors. He looks in the mirror flexing and complimenting himself for 45 minutes.
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Post by Instant Classic on Dec 22, 2013 19:23:57 GMT -5
Triple H vs the Broom for 4 hours
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Post by KobashiChop on Dec 22, 2013 21:36:14 GMT -5
Miz steals the title from Orton and goes on to defend it against Cena after Cena wins the Royal Rumble. The Rock costs Cena the match.
The Rock cuts a giant promo at the start of the night getting 70,000 people to suck an imaginary dick.
Undertaker vs HHH doesn't happen.
Done the first time, WM 27 was awful. A re-hash of that? THAT is your worst Mania ever.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 21:37:22 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 29: Twice in Lifetime
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Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Dec 22, 2013 21:40:25 GMT -5
Break the Internet Match: Bryan vs. Zack Ryder Ironman
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Dec 22, 2013 22:14:51 GMT -5
WWE World Heavyweight Championship - No-holds Barred Match John Cena vs Randy Orton
If Bryan or Punk get pinned they are both fired Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs Daniel Bryan & CM Punk
The Streak Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman
Intercontinental Championship Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose w/Seth Rollins
Six-man Tag for WWE Tag Team Championships Wyatt Family vs Dusty Rhodes, Cody Rhodes, and Goldust
Battle of the Beasts Big Show vs Batista
If Rey loses, he must unmask Corporate Kane vs Rey Mysterio
WWE Divas Title match Gauntlet AJ vs The cast of Total Divas
Clusterf*** Tag Match to get Midcarders on the show Team Miz (Miz, ADR, Sheamus, Sandow, Fandango, Ryback, Curtis Axel, and Barrett) vs Team Ziggler (Ziggler, Henry, Langston, Kingston, RVD, Jericho, Christian, and Sin Cara)
Pre-show Match Real Americans vs Khali & Santino w/Hornswoggle
I guarantee this will be close to the card next year.
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