Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Dec 31, 2013 14:26:00 GMT -5
Surely with Bryan joining the Wyatt family he was given a "Welcome Aboard" package/gift bag. What would those items be?
1. Hawaiian Shirt
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 14:26:42 GMT -5
2. A legally dubious Tax break at the end of the year.
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ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Dec 31, 2013 14:27:42 GMT -5
3. A real life pet Buzzard.
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Dec 31, 2013 14:39:19 GMT -5
4. Wife beater
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 14:39:59 GMT -5
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 31, 2013 14:40:28 GMT -5
A brush for your beard.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 31, 2013 14:40:44 GMT -5
7. A large tube of K-Y Jelly.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Dec 31, 2013 14:45:37 GMT -5
A match in the first hour of WrestleMania XXX.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 31, 2013 14:46:59 GMT -5
A suit and tie, for when you need to go Corporate.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Dec 31, 2013 14:49:15 GMT -5
A CD of groovy hippy music that's supposed to be creepy.
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Post by Mike Strike on Dec 31, 2013 14:52:28 GMT -5
10. 140 swagbucks
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Dec 31, 2013 15:00:32 GMT -5
A genuine human-hide mask that Bray makes you wear around the Wyatt Compound.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 1, 2014 12:17:53 GMT -5
a collection of the best of 70s backwoods hillbilly rapist exploitation films, including I Spit On Your grave, Deliverance, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Hills have eyes.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 1, 2014 12:45:06 GMT -5
13. An assortment of truffles.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2014 13:17:24 GMT -5
14. various hillshire farms salted meats and cheeses
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Post by g1megatronfan on Jan 1, 2014 13:25:44 GMT -5
Probably a blindfold and some lube. They are a bunch of backwards ass hillbillies so probably a jar of Crisco instead of actual lube.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 1, 2014 19:24:27 GMT -5
Probably buttsex jokes!
We get it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 1, 2014 20:19:42 GMT -5
A naturally occurring cheese spread that comes from Bray's body
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Post by PTBartman on Jan 1, 2014 20:38:45 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2014 20:49:18 GMT -5
a collection of the best of 70s backwoods hillbilly rapist exploitation films, including I Spit On Your grave, Deliverance, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Hills have eyes. Then he tells you "haha, don't worry it's not going to be anything like that!" "DERP!" *buttsex* |
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