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Post by Steveweiser on Jan 2, 2014 12:23:24 GMT -5
This week on IMPACT, Dixie Carter will host the official coronation of her new TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Magnus, in his first appearance on IMPACT since winning the Dixieland Match over Jeff Hardy to become champion. However, the man who claims to still be TNA World Heavyweight Champion, AJ Styles, is lurking in the background. Will he make his presence felt tonight and spoil the party?
Last week on IMPACT, Jeff Hardy announced after defeat in a tag team handicap match that due to the actions of Dixie Carter and her men over the past few weeks, that he was going to leave TNA for the foreseeable future, much to Sting's disappointment. Will there be any development in this issue tonight?
The X-Division Title is on the line tonight, as new champion Austin Aries defends the title against the man he won it from, Chris Sabin, in a battle of former TNA World Heavyweight Champions. Will the Greatest Man That Ever Lived assert his dominance over the Motor City Machine Gun, or will Sabin make Aries' reign short and reclaim his title?
Kurt Angle is set to make a big announcement this week concerning his future in wrestling. Two weeks ago at Final Resolution, Angle suffered another defeat to Bobby Roode. What will Angle say this time?
Also this week...
*Joseph Park vs. Bully Ray
*Samuel Shaw in action
*NON TITLE: Gail Kim vs. Madison Rayne
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 20:29:02 GMT -5
The Coronation of Magnus. The excitement, I can't contain it.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 2, 2014 20:30:38 GMT -5
How are they gonna find a crown to fit his five-head?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 2, 2014 20:32:37 GMT -5
The Coronation of Magnus. The excitement, I can't contain it. This will be like the royal wedding, the royal baby, and your orgasm all rolled up into one incredibly disappointing package. |
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Post by greeby on Jan 2, 2014 20:35:05 GMT -5
Coronation, Dixie? This is bad comedy!
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 2, 2014 20:35:08 GMT -5
How are they gonna find a crown to fit his five-head? My friend has a huge head and Burger King crowns fit it perfectly |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 20:38:20 GMT -5
Hopefully they'll have sad music playing in the background as the coronation happens.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 20:46:37 GMT -5
The Coronation of Magnus. The excitement, I can't contain it. This will be like the royal wedding, the royal baby, and your orgasm all rolled up into one incredibly disappointing package. 2 things I don't give a shit about and a disappointing orgasm. Yep, that sounds just about right for a Magnus coronation segment, starring Dixie Carter and Rockstar Spud. |
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 2, 2014 20:51:42 GMT -5
This will be like the royal wedding, the royal baby, and your orgasm all rolled up into one incredibly disappointing package. 2 things I don't give a shit about and a disappointing orgasm. Yep, that sounds just about right for a Magnus coronation segment, starring Dixie Carter and Rockstar Spud. I don't think that I want to know this but who is the disappointing orgasm? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 20:51:47 GMT -5
I'm sick with a fever and should I throw up during tonight's viewing that will set the bar for most appropriate thing I've ever done.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 20:53:00 GMT -5
2 things I don't give a shit about and a disappointing orgasm. Yep, that sounds just about right for a Magnus coronation segment, starring Dixie Carter and Rockstar Spud. I don't think that I want to know this but who is the disappointing orgasm? Dixie and Serg Carter will make love to the hit song "Adrenaline Rush" to close the show. |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 2, 2014 20:53:52 GMT -5
I'm sick with a fever and should I throw up during tonight's viewing that will set the bar for most appropriate thing I've ever done. I actually watched the March 8th, 2010 Impact when I was sick as a dog. I thought for sure that Shannon f***ing Moore showing up was some kind of fever dream. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 20:55:06 GMT -5
2 things I don't give a shit about and a disappointing orgasm. Yep, that sounds just about right for a Magnus coronation segment, starring Dixie Carter and Rockstar Spud. I don't think that I want to know this but who is the disappointing orgasm? Let's just say the Dixie Train needs to grease up it's track a little bit. |
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 2, 2014 20:55:11 GMT -5
There's no f***ing Gunner in the preview...there is hope...
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 2, 2014 20:56:27 GMT -5
2 things I don't give a shit about and a disappointing orgasm. Yep, that sounds just about right for a Magnus coronation segment, starring Dixie Carter and Rockstar Spud. I don't think that I want to know this but who is the disappointing orgasm? TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE |
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Post by Injustice45 on Jan 2, 2014 20:59:20 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to Impact Wrestling!
Taz: Who's fighting who?
Tenay: Gail Kim's...ASS...was great the other day.
Taz: Who do you think you're talking to?!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 20:59:50 GMT -5
I don't think that I want to know this but who is the disappointing orgasm? Dixie and Serg Carter will make love to the hit song "Adrenaline Rush" to close the show. The way things keep looking, it's probably going to be Dixie and Ethan. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 2, 2014 20:59:59 GMT -5
I don't think that I want to know this but who is the disappointing orgasm? TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE I like to imagine it's an incredibly depressed clown. |
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Post by Injustice45 on Jan 2, 2014 21:00:00 GMT -5
I don't think that I want to know this but who is the disappointing orgasm? Let's just say the Dixie Train needs to grease up it's track a little bit. The Dixie Train needs a derailment. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 21:00:04 GMT -5
Welp, here comes the pain.
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