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Post by Bootista on Jan 2, 2014 15:49:19 GMT -5
What is wrong with me?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 2, 2014 15:51:01 GMT -5
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jan 2, 2014 15:53:02 GMT -5
I was fully expecting a tale of seduction akin to that fandango story. What is wrong with ME?
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 2, 2014 16:07:24 GMT -5
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Johnny B. Decent
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Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 2, 2014 16:08:40 GMT -5
I like to think in your dreams, he's just chilling out like nothing's wrong.
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mattyy
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holy moly its the big homie
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Post by mattyy on Jan 2, 2014 16:10:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 16:13:24 GMT -5
Perhaps you are sexually attracted to him
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 2, 2014 16:16:14 GMT -5
I'm imagining him doing his entrance with a bottle of lube. That's a waste of lube.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 16:18:34 GMT -5
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Post by itwasmeaustin! on Jan 2, 2014 16:23:03 GMT -5
Nothing. He's a charismatic, perfectly symmetrical (which scientifically equals handsomeness) looking fellow with a pair of big, beautiful knockers. He's chocolate pefection. If you're not into Big E Langston you're pretty much an icky mutant with no taste.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 2, 2014 16:24:25 GMT -5
Nothing. He's a charismatic, perfectly symmetrical (which scientifically equals handsomeness) looking fellow with a pair of big, beautiful knockers. He's chocolate pefection. If you're not into Big E Langston you're pretty much an icky mutant with no taste. I'm not a mutant. I'm just different!!"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2014 16:28:30 GMT -5
Well... how big IS it?
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Jan 2, 2014 16:29:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 16:30:25 GMT -5
HERE IT COMES, THE BIG ENDING, ITS ALL OVER! BIG E HAS FINISHED ON TOP!
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Post by itwasmeaustin! on Jan 2, 2014 16:48:15 GMT -5
Nothing. He's a charismatic, perfectly symmetrical (which scientifically equals handsomeness) looking fellow with a pair of big, beautiful knockers. He's chocolate pefection. If you're not into Big E Langston you're pretty much an icky mutant with no taste. I'm not a mutant. I'm just different!!" That's what a mutant would say.
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jan 2, 2014 17:34:04 GMT -5
Dreams ain't enough man I need LIFE!
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Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Jan 2, 2014 17:53:44 GMT -5
I sometimes dream I'm naked in Ahmed Johnsons bedroom, you have it good.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 2, 2014 17:55:47 GMT -5
The E stands for Erection
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Post by mor666gie on Jan 2, 2014 17:59:32 GMT -5
only "sometimes" ? shame on you
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 2, 2014 18:00:54 GMT -5
I was once dreamed Creepy Johnny Curtis was in my bedroom with chloroform and lotion in hand. As I would realize later... that was no dream.
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