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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 5, 2014 17:18:09 GMT -5
That would be The Great Khali
"There is one person whose evilness even goes beyond the realms of humanity. Despite being a former champion, this person has been known to complain to management about being held down and acts as if they have never reached the promise land. In fact, this may be the most entitled person on the planet who has to mention how successful and amazing their uncle was whenever they can, which is actually breaking the 5th commandment by not honoring their father, who is also a legend. Even going beyond the fact that this person wants all of the attention in the world, this person has shown multiple cases of animal cruelty on multiple different animals. No matter how much this person's spouse tells them to stop, they continue to torture these animals."
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 5, 2014 19:17:54 GMT -5
Natalya.
"This gentleman is an irresponsible walking advertisement for obesity. throughout his career he's changed his allegiance so many times the mind boggles that anyone can still trust him. he frequently cries like a child in a pathetic bid for sympathy when he causes himself problems. he intentionally mortified the audience recently by walking around with a diaper, his countenance an epic Troll-face. his known associates include a satanic biker, the satanic biker's pyromaniac brother, a crippled luchadore who continues to put his wellbeing at risk for his own ego, and a malcontent with a face thats been unfavorable compared to a goat. the worst thing he ever did, though, was ride his own deceased father's casket like it was a surfboard at the man's funeral".
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Post by tekkenguy on Jan 5, 2014 19:18:46 GMT -5
Big Show.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 5, 2014 22:34:49 GMT -5
"A morally unstable jock of a man who sees fit to refer to himself in the third person, make varying insensitive comments towards his unfortunate targets, frequently discuss about violently shoving various objects up the rectal areas of these people. He has claimed to never ever leave the WWE, yet has left on numerous occasions to selfishly pursue a Hollywood career. He has been also known to bully various staff members for his own personal amusement."
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Post by mrjl on Jan 5, 2014 22:38:16 GMT -5
This monster has: -Retired a wrestler half his size. -Thrown a businessman through a table. -Nearly ended the career of the son-in-law of his employer. -Used a gang invasion for his own advantage. -Bullied a poor Italian man. -Threatened to decapitate a plucky underdog. -Cheap-shotted the underdog to win his title in a very short match. -Used the short match to manipulate the underdog and his girlfriend into a breakup. -Attacked an official. -Tormented two Mexican men for so long that legal action had to be taken. Sheamus |
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 5, 2014 23:10:05 GMT -5
"A morally unstable jock of a man who sees fit to refer to himself in the third person, make varying insensitive comments towards his unfortunate targets, frequently discuss about violently shoving various objects up the rectal areas of these people. He has claimed to never ever leave the WWE, yet has left on numerous occasions to selfishly pursue a Hollywood career. He has been also known to bully various staff members for his own personal amusement." The Rock. These people are, without a shadow of a doubt, the most heinous bitches in the company. The two came to the WWE and decided to make it to the top not on their own talent in the ring, but on their talents in between the sheets. They made their careers be a wrestling version of 'All About Eve', happily sleeping their way to the top of the WWE and not only not caring if anyone knew, but openly flaunting their use of their sexuality to make it to the top- including getting multiple chances to make it to the most prestigious WWE show when they were supposed to be on lesser shows solely because of their sexuality. The two do not care who they step over with their sexual talents- flaunting sexual mores even more by making it clear they will engage in incestuous acts with each other just to get ahead with some famous name. The worst part is, they got people to not notice that they had this evil gameplan until the first moment that a man chose not to play their dirty little games, staying loyal to his own girlfriend instead of the two temptresses. This brought both's anger into overdrive, taking this slight out on every other person in the company- going so far as to mock a pregnant woman for her weight. The two's reign of terror ended when they were run out of town on a rail- but even that ended, as the two then proceeded to find the biggest stars they could to keep getting their power outside of the scene- then coming back and getting more power than ever. They got so much power they took on a lackey, and have begun to teach her their lessons in using their sexuality to get ahead instead of talent. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 23:22:40 GMT -5
These are really fun. We played a few on the podcast. They're actually tougher than they seem especially for casual viewers.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 6, 2014 10:20:22 GMT -5
"A morally unstable jock of a man who sees fit to refer to himself in the third person, make varying insensitive comments towards his unfortunate targets, frequently discuss about violently shoving various objects up the rectal areas of these people. He has claimed to never ever leave the WWE, yet has left on numerous occasions to selfishly pursue a Hollywood career. He has been also known to bully various staff members for his own personal amusement." The Rock. These people are, without a shadow of a doubt, the most heinous bitches in the company. The two came to the WWE and decided to make it to the top not on their own talent in the ring, but on their talents in between the sheets. They made their careers be a wrestling version of 'All About Eve', happily sleeping their way to the top of the WWE and not only not caring if anyone knew, but openly flaunting their use of their sexuality to make it to the top- including getting multiple chances to make it to the most prestigious WWE show when they were supposed to be on lesser shows solely because of their sexuality. The two do not care who they step over with their sexual talents- flaunting sexual mores even more by making it clear they will engage in incestuous acts with each other just to get ahead with some famous name. The worst part is, they got people to not notice that they had this evil gameplan until the first moment that a man chose not to play their dirty little games, staying loyal to his own girlfriend instead of the two temptresses. This brought both's anger into overdrive, taking this slight out on every other person in the company- going so far as to mock a pregnant woman for her weight. The two's reign of terror ended when they were run out of town on a rail- but even that ended, as the two then proceeded to find the biggest stars they could to keep getting their power outside of the scene- then coming back and getting more power than ever. They got so much power they took on a lackey, and have begun to teach her their lessons in using their sexuality to get ahead instead of talent. the Majors brothers? |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 6, 2014 10:34:20 GMT -5
The Rock. These people are, without a shadow of a doubt, the most heinous bitches in the company. The two came to the WWE and decided to make it to the top not on their own talent in the ring, but on their talents in between the sheets. They made their careers be a wrestling version of 'All About Eve', happily sleeping their way to the top of the WWE and not only not caring if anyone knew, but openly flaunting their use of their sexuality to make it to the top- including getting multiple chances to make it to the most prestigious WWE show when they were supposed to be on lesser shows solely because of their sexuality. The two do not care who they step over with their sexual talents- flaunting sexual mores even more by making it clear they will engage in incestuous acts with each other just to get ahead with some famous name. The worst part is, they got people to not notice that they had this evil gameplan until the first moment that a man chose not to play their dirty little games, staying loyal to his own girlfriend instead of the two temptresses. This brought both's anger into overdrive, taking this slight out on every other person in the company- going so far as to mock a pregnant woman for her weight. The two's reign of terror ended when they were run out of town on a rail- but even that ended, as the two then proceeded to find the biggest stars they could to keep getting their power outside of the scene- then coming back and getting more power than ever. They got so much power they took on a lackey, and have begun to teach her their lessons in using their sexuality to get ahead instead of talent. the Majors brothers? The Bella Twins. I wish it were the Major Bros. though.  |
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