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Post by tekkenguy on Jan 5, 2014 4:56:11 GMT -5
This game is inspired by a game on TV Tropes. In it, you must describe a babyface by making him sound like a heel. For example: "A violent, unstable man who regularly antagonizes his coworkers and physically and mentally torments his senior aged boss. He is known for acts of vandalism, verbal and symbolic profanity, uses of illegal equipment in competition, desecration of Biblical verses for his own advancement and profit, promotion of anti-social values and a flagrant display of alcoholism. He once deserted his company for nearly a year, after of which being appeased with a managerial position in which he not only assaulted his subordinates but also clashed frequently with his business partner and notably forced several subordinates into a infamous environments known for endangering the physical well-being of many of its inhabitants." Who is this? {Spoiler}Spoiler Stone Cold Steve Austin Here's mine: "This athlete was known for wearing his clothes in a reformed manner. He gave his signature maneuvers explicit names. He humiliated a businessman and eventually stole his most prized possession. He completely vandalized his property, and nobody ever changed it back. He became a proud athlete always showing off and his win-loss record made him predictable and boring in the eyes of his fans. He had also sent people flying through tables, off cars and into platforms, and once even threw a barrage of chairs on an innocent young man. He even beat up a man famous only because of his ex-wife, and an athlete in his field that later became a top Hollywood star." Who is this?
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 5, 2014 5:09:06 GMT -5
John Cena.
"A deeply disturbed individual- this man once seemed to be a nice young man. However, his deep-rooted psychological problems came to the surface. First seen in a hatred of authority when his direct supervisor couldn't control him, he lost his job quickly, snapping and attacking a man who had nothing to do with the firing, but who had always seen the evil that lie beneath. After calming down, things got worse, as he and a group of friends got revenge and laid waste to the entire building. This got the man fired for his attack, only for him to stab his friends in the back to get his job back. The man's power seemed to calm down. He strung along a pair of sisters, tried to turn them against each other, then refused both women for another woman- then left her abruptly for no reason. He found a separate woman, then proceeded to take her for granted, treat her like shit, then finally broke up with her so vehemently it broke the woman's mind forever. The man tried to get anger management- but even that couldn't make the guy sane- and while he hid his anger issues, it got worse once he had a little adversity in work, finally leading him to make the entire company form a union to go against the leaders and get himself a position of total power."
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 5, 2014 5:15:03 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan.
"A man who lied about his nationality to get on the main roster (something that wasn't exposed until nearly two years later), he is known for normally putting on a facade of calm and coolness, only to snap when truly pressured. Examples include defacing a colleague's gift vehicle and causing head injuries to another. Seems to have some issues with simple spelling."
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jan 5, 2014 5:39:50 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston.
"A man known for his constant change of look & allegiance, making us question his every motive. He showed no remorse angering a world by proclaiming himself "better than us". Throughout his history he's never been been soft spoken about just how good he is. Shown signs of being an insane individual who will go as far as shaving heads for a purpose to pouring ashes of a deceased friend over his opponent to get a one-up in the mental game."
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 5, 2014 5:42:36 GMT -5
CM Punk
"We have a man who despite having many years in the #2 promotion in the country, spent a great amount of time in the minor league system of the #1 promotion. It was then that this man started to go off the deep end. He first started by committing copyright infringement by stealing the catchphrases of other television shows and lying about where he got his training from. Then he chose to exploit the firing of a co-worker to get his named said on television by starting a petition to get his co-worker re-hired, despite the fact that this man had never had a single interaction with the fellow co-worker. After finally making it to the main roster, this man chose to commit grand larceny of another man's intellectual property and then lie about it. Because this man has a degree in psychology, he knows how to lie and convince people that he's telling the truth. When the man he stole from wanted to take back what was rightfully his by first assaulting his former partner, the college graduate instead of helping the poor soul up to his feet, decided to dance around his body while he layed unconscious and proceeded to take away the man's female friends in the process for good."
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 5, 2014 7:08:00 GMT -5
Xavier Woods.
"A man of many faces, he first appeared as a Cowboy, although was not as well received as he would've liked, he soon turned this around by selling his first name, then teaming with his African-American friend to defend those who could afford them. However, his friend was soon fired, leaving him alone and distraught, he used to money he gained from his previous job to play the stocks and become rich, rich enough to buy himself a new first and surname. He gained a vast majority of success in this guise, but alas it wouldn't last, as he was beaten in a resounding fashion by a mysterious midget a few years later, retiring him to simply be an observer."
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 5, 2014 13:15:08 GMT -5
Unfair- JBL was NEVER the good guy, even now.
"This man is the single most entitled human being in the entire sport. The man was a heinous asshole on his own grounds, lying about what he liked in pro wrestling just so that he could get his foot in the door, then helping a despicable man like Edge keep his title and willingly being his lackey. Taking his career into his own hands, he became the very douchebag in the club that every woman throws drinks at and every man would love to punch out. His own sense of entitlement led him to be able to retire two WWE legends, but even that wasn't enough for the poster child of the modern entitled generation- he had to be the hero because he just deserved to be. When he wasn't allowed to be that hero, he went behind his company's back and took it to the fans instead- blatantly flaunting the rules of wrestling and business as a whole just to get what he felt he deserved. This actually managed to work, and his entitlement didn't stop there- feeling he was entitled to title shots he hadn't earned- going to the fans for that, even forcing his closest friend to hand him HIS title shot for a bigger title, just so he could get a shot at a smaller title- and when that wasn't enough, he felt entitled to have the girl who had wanted his closest friend- then got everyone to turn on the woman for daring to like his friend instead of him. The man is the single most entitled person in the world, feeling that everything- especially what everyone else has- should belong to him and no one else but him."
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Jan 5, 2014 13:20:49 GMT -5
I'll guess....Zack Ryder?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 13:26:23 GMT -5
This is an awesome topic.
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Post by Aceorton on Jan 5, 2014 13:37:00 GMT -5
"This once-respectable giant, desperate for fans' attention by any means necessary, relinquished any shred of his dignity with a public singing embarrassment on live television. He followed that with months of parading about in obscenely mismatched outfits while "dancing" with dangerous mutants, including a 400-pound man-child hiding what was believed to be a grotesque facial horn. His suggestive gyrations were laughable at best and offensive at worst and are considered to be a final nail in the coffin of the credibility of professional wrestling. This scoundrel also maintained, for a short time, an association with the perverse 'Juggalo' movement which continues to corrupt the nation's youth to this day."
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 5, 2014 13:44:08 GMT -5
Kurrgan
Between the years when Hogan slammed Andre and the rise of John Cena--there was an age undreamed of...
Our hero was--and is--an eldritch abomination. His sociopathic tendencies manifested themselves from an early age. As a young man he murdered his family by burning down their family business. This unspeakable act of evil somehow afforded him access to supernatural powers. Not surprisingly, he chose not to use these powers for good. He chose to use them for his own profit. Instead of changing the world, he put on a pair of tights and became a professional wrestler. For reasons never made clear, he quickly began working alongside the man who had an affair with his mother and fathered his dead half-brother. By this point, he was so evil that he did not even care about these past wrongs--he only cared out power and glory. He often spoke, with clear obsession, about killing and taking the souls of his opponents.
He maintained a cold, distant demeanor. He fought heroes and villains alike--but his soul remained black as coal. His supernatural powers grew noticeably over the years, allowing him to resurrect himself from the dead and summon the destructive for of lightning. He won titles and fame, but as the years went on he was always haunted by the sins of his youth.
His Brother arrived on the scene, having suffered for decades from the physical and mental torture of our Hero's previous crimes. All the while he had been thirsting for revenge. Out "hero" had managed to brainwash all of the world to the point that they believed his lies. They believed that he had nothing to do with his family's death. His brother tried to defeat him on several occasions--one time, in an instance of near poetic justice, he even tried to burn him alive. None of this worked.
Like the Devil, our "Hero" was gifted with all sorts of otherworldly powers. Yet, like the Devil, the most ruinous of these was his silver tongue.
He convinced his brother that they should forget the past and become allies. He argued that blood was thicker than water and that together they could overcome all opposition. This worked and he successfully fooled everybody for quite a while, pretending to still war with his brother while, in reality, they were both working together to take the prestigious WWF title away from its beer-swilling champion.
Ultimately this plan would fail. Our "hero's" true darkness would be revealed to all. He would embrace his evil side, becoming the devil incarnate.
And later he would become a Biker.
But that is another story.
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Post by tekkenguy on Jan 5, 2014 14:20:34 GMT -5
Undertaker
"This foreign man is the epitomy of cold-hearted. He first appeared on the scene by masquerading as a wrestling fan and, with the help of a muscular beast, proceeded to humiliate a world-class athlete and embarrass the administration that supported said athlete. He then started dating a clueless girl only to stab her in the back and form a relationship with a world-class female wrestler. Later, he dressed up as a woman and defeated twenty-four actual females in a competition. He used his "sister" to break-up his over year-long relationship with his girlfriend. Afterwards, he started using amateur comedy skills to humiliate his co-workers, brought a world-class Russian athlete under his influence, and continually insulted an Irishman."
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Jan 5, 2014 15:08:04 GMT -5
Still don't have any of these on my own, but that's Santino Marella.
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The_Don_Mecha
Mephisto
Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
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Post by The_Don_Mecha on Jan 5, 2014 15:14:57 GMT -5
Santino?
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Post by RI Richmark on Jan 5, 2014 15:19:22 GMT -5
Santino Marella
This cold harted Canadian got into the business through family connections. He teamed with his brother-in-law until he didn't need him anymore then he just left him. His selfish behavior has alienated his own brother and brother-in-laws and he fought against them constantly, hurting his family. But when the fans turned on him he manipulated them into teaming with him and his rhetoric turned his home country against the counrty where he made his living. Eventually, he would leave his employers but his demands forced his empolyer to take extra measures to ensure the proper result.
Despite portraying himself as a victim in his new empoyment his constant turns alienated and confused fans. And despite constant railings against his former empolyers he would go back to them once they started honoring him but not before beating his former boss who was now a senior citizen.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 5, 2014 15:35:22 GMT -5
Bret?
Born into a high class family, this young man would strive to reach the top on his own merits, but after being thrown into the mud by a hillbilly, he started to degenerate, teaming with a more experienced competitor to fight against the establishment, something he had grown to show disdain for. Always learning from his partner, forming a faction with multiple members, he then took over the group when his partner got injured, eventually breaking away on his own, staying that way for quite some time, only forming temporary alliances in an effort to forge his own legacy, but always being betrayed by his own selfishness. This came to a head after many years at the top, he was driven half mad by his inability to do the one thing in this business that no-one else had, failing twice consecutively.
As a result, he would give up on his quest, joining the dark side and becoming that which he had hated as a youth.
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mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Jan 5, 2014 15:39:53 GMT -5
why do we need a special thread for something people do here anyway?
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 5, 2014 16:36:34 GMT -5
Triple H.
This foreign monster of a man was already evil enough, both being huge and foreign, but it was only when he pretended to take the side of the fans that his real insidious nature struck. The silent man-beast was never exactly a force of good when he had lesser, more evil men speak for him, but when he turned to the side of the angels, his deep-seated perversions were brought to light. The man started happily, even openly speaking about his deranged, twisted love of plus-sized women who didn't even look like Playboy models, gloating about his sick tastes to the fans and bringing these twisted kinks out of the barnyard and into the wrestling ring. His perversity knew no bounds, as he inevitably ended up happily hanging out with other human freakshows like a midget and a woman who is not a size zero, and who also has been known to actually pass wind once or twice. This man should not be allowed into regular society, he should be locked up with the rest of the world's perverts.
...oh, sorry, I did this as Vince McMahon for a second.
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Post by mrtuesday on Jan 5, 2014 17:01:35 GMT -5
Ok, but I only got half-way done before he stopped me.
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Post by tekkenguy on Jan 5, 2014 17:15:28 GMT -5
This monster has:
-Retired a wrestler half his size. -Thrown a businessman through a table. -Nearly ended the career of the son-in-law of his employer. -Used a gang invasion for his own advantage. -Bullied a poor Italian man. -Threatened to decapitate a plucky underdog. -Cheap-shotted the underdog to win his title in a very short match. -Used the short match to manipulate the underdog and his girlfriend into a breakup. -Attacked an official. -Tormented two Mexican men for so long that legal action had to be taken.
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