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Post by shaker on Jan 6, 2014 10:16:06 GMT -5
WWE officials are said to be "super excited" about the upcoming release of Sherlock Season 3 on PBS. The word going around the back is that HHH is pushing the writers to re-debut Yoshi Tatsu and Ezekial Jackson as a "Holmes and Watson" tag team that solves mysteries in between matches. The only issue at this point is Vince McMahon has apparently never heard of Sherlock Holmes as the character was first published in 1887, and Vince is still getting caught up on 1830s pop culture at this point.
--wrestlingzone.biz--
The WWE recently debuted a new wrestler on the house show scene, but you'd be forgiven for not noticing. Why? Because he is the first invisible man to wrestle for the promotion. So far he has not stepped into the ring, but has merely acted as a manager for Curtis Axel and 3MB depending on the show. More information on this one as it develops, but it's being said that he'll have a "very important debut" before the Rumble.
--pushzackryder.com/wrestlingscoops--
More information is trickling to our sources regarding just WHY Daniel Bryan was placed into the Wyatt Family. There has been speculation ranging from it being a heel turn, to it merely killing time until Bryan wins the Rumble. Well we can officially put all speculation to rest now: Bryan was placed into the Wyatt Family as part of a company wide punishment for "Not respecting this business enough".
Notice we said "company wide" - our anonymous source says that ALL members of the locker room are being punished for not respecting the business enough, in a series of rolling punishments. We do not have all the details, but expect the following to occur in the next 2 or 3 weeks:
R-Truth given a "furry" gimmick
John Cena given new gimmick as evil pizza chef
Losing streak for the Shield, culminating in a loss to JBL, Cole, and King
Undertaker to add a red tricyle to his dramatic Mania entrance
No word yet on who has called for these punishments, but our source has a choice quote from the inter-company email: "I cannot believe the carelessness of you people. I would rather have a locker room full of brooms!"
--summerfest.info--
(please add your own over the top newz stories!)
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Post by Bootista on Jan 6, 2014 10:17:21 GMT -5
There's a rule against fake wrestling news now.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 6, 2014 10:18:18 GMT -5
I won't believe any of it until it's on wrestletaint.
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Post by Germansuplex on Jan 6, 2014 10:20:02 GMT -5
There's a rule against fake wrestling news now. -rajah.com |
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Jan 6, 2014 10:26:55 GMT -5
***BIG UPDATE ON HULK HOGAN'S RETURN****
Hulk Hogan may or may not return during the Royal Rumble. If he does return, then it was planned that he would always make that return. If he does not return, then it either means he was never planned to return or that the plan to return fell through and he could not return (as according to plan).
WWE is still planning on Hogan, Cena, and Sgt. Slaughter to team up and take on the Wyatt Family at Mania in a "USA vs Hillbilly" 6 man elimination tag. This may or may not happen though, as plans change.
Credit: --rajah.com
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Post by Bootista on Jan 6, 2014 10:27:14 GMT -5
Pushzackryder.com means That Catch Us Miz obviously wrote that  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 10:52:22 GMT -5
There's a rule against fake wrestling news now. It's not fake. It's comedy. |
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Post by sunnytaker on Jan 6, 2014 11:14:36 GMT -5
The WWE recently debuted a new wrestler on the house show scene, but you'd be forgiven for not noticing. Why? Because he is the first invisible man to wrestle for the promotion. So far he has not stepped into the ring, but has merely acted as a manager for Curtis Axel and 3MB depending on the show. More information on this one as it develops, but it's being said that he'll have a "very important debut" before the Rumble. --pushzackryder.com/wrestlingscoops-- (please add your own over the top newz stories!) wait a sec. Vacant was the first ever invisible wrestler in diz business! or does it mean having lost his WWE title and pushed out of the main event, creative has nothing more for him to do than be a mouthpiece for Axel and 3MB? probably not the best use for him since Vacant was never a big promo guy though. i bet they think he's new because they showed Vince a picture of him and he said "i don;t recognize him. sign him quick! he'll be a big star someday." |
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Jan 6, 2014 11:33:12 GMT -5
The WWE recently debuted a new wrestler on the house show scene, but you'd be forgiven for not noticing. Why? Because he is the first invisible man to wrestle for the promotion. So far he has not stepped into the ring, but has merely acted as a manager for Curtis Axel and 3MB depending on the show. More information on this one as it develops, but it's being said that he'll have a "very important debut" before the Rumble. --pushzackryder.com/wrestlingscoops-- (please add your own over the top newz stories!) wait a sec. Vacant was the first ever invisible wrestler in diz business! or does it mean having lost his WWE title and pushed out of the main event, creative has nothing more for him to do than be a mouthpiece for Axel and 3MB? probably not the best use for him since Vacant was never a big promo guy though. i bet they think he's new because they showed Vince a picture of him and he said "i don;t recognize him. sign him quick! he'll be a big star someday." Nah, Vacant was the first immaterial wrestler on the roster, not the first invisible. He was techincally invisible and impossible to touch. Little Jimmy was also an Immaterial-American (the preferred term). Vacant's run did show the guys in the back that you don't need to be visible or even exist to have a good run, though. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 11:35:18 GMT -5
WWE officials are said to be "super excited" about the upcoming release of Sherlock Season 3 on PBS. The word going around the back is that HHH is pushing the writers to re-debut Yoshi Tatsu and Ezekial Jackson as a "Holmes and Watson" tag team that solves mysteries in between matches. The only issue at this point is Vince McMahon has apparently never heard of Sherlock Holmes as the character was first published in 1887, and Vince is still getting caught up on 1830s pop culture at this point. Can't R-Truth be Sherlock again? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 11:43:39 GMT -5
There's a rule against fake wrestling news now. I'm pretty sure that refers to people posting fake news that they're passing off as real. Or news that is just unsourced. Not people posting clearly joke news for humor purposes. |
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Post by Bootista on Jan 6, 2014 11:44:31 GMT -5
Oh.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 6, 2014 12:56:11 GMT -5
I've always thought this was a possibility. It's not even me being cynical or anything--I just see the appeal of JBL, King, and Cole being involved in a 6 man match. WWE loves stuff like that and it could be decently entertaining.
And horrible.
But decently entertaining
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 12:59:34 GMT -5
I've always thought this was a possibility. It's not even me being cynical or anything--I just see the appeal of JBL, King, and Cole being involved in a 6 man match. WWE loves stuff like that and it could be decently entertaining. And horrible. But decently entertaining I could honestly see them wrestling 3MB. And probably winning. Meanwhile, The Shield is on commentary. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 6, 2014 13:25:48 GMT -5
I've always thought this was a possibility. It's not even me being cynical or anything--I just see the appeal of JBL, King, and Cole being involved in a 6 man match. WWE loves stuff like that and it could be decently entertaining. And horrible. But decently entertaining I could honestly see them wrestling 3MB. And probably winning. Meanwhile, The Shield is on commentary. That.....'s actually not a bad idea for a quick comedy match. |
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Post by KobashiChop on Jan 6, 2014 13:30:14 GMT -5
There may or may not be a rule against fake wrestling news now. -rajah.com Fixed for accuracy. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 14:19:01 GMT -5
I could honestly see them wrestling 3MB. And probably winning. Meanwhile, The Shield is on commentary. That.....'s actually not a bad idea for a quick comedy match. Bonus points if 3MB dresses up as Tony Schiavone (Heath), Jim Ross (Drew), and Gorilla Monsoon (Jinder). |
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 6, 2014 15:59:45 GMT -5
That.....'s actually not a bad idea for a quick comedy match. Bonus points if 3MB dresses up as Tony Schiavone (Heath), Jim Ross (Drew), and Gorilla Monsoon (Jinder). This is the greatest night in the history of our sport...baby!!! |
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Post by r. on Jan 6, 2014 17:38:26 GMT -5
There's a rule against fake wrestling news now. It's not fake. It's comedy. Also frowned upon. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 6, 2014 19:49:46 GMT -5
I would have laughed if it was funny.
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