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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 13:14:56 GMT -5
The highlight of Impact had to be magical Bully Ray threatening Anderson with symbolic blankets and his mystical wang. Complete with dramatic Bully Ray promo music. Solid (unintentional) comedy from TNA on display.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 10, 2014 14:24:08 GMT -5
Apparently Bully's dick is his own personal TARDIS.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 10, 2014 17:33:48 GMT -5
Apparently Bully's dick is his own personal TARDIS. Does that make his left hand the Doctor and his right hand his companion |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 17:45:25 GMT -5
I just looked the segment up online.
What the hell was that?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 10, 2014 18:01:07 GMT -5
I think Akeem has an early lead on best forum thread title of 2014.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 10, 2014 21:15:41 GMT -5
Why were they there?
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Jan 10, 2014 21:21:23 GMT -5
It's like retaliation over Rayback has turned Bully into Ray Wyatt.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 10, 2014 21:22:05 GMT -5
No joke, "Bully Ray teleported with his dick in his hand" might be the best phrase ever written in the Impact thread. That's saying a lot.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 21:22:46 GMT -5
So do you think that Bully Ray dickported to the UK? Think of all the savings on travel he has, with his magic penis.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 10, 2014 21:27:38 GMT -5
This feud is like the only reason to watch Impact. It's so f***ing funny.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 10, 2014 22:05:15 GMT -5
So do you think that Bully Ray dickported to the UK? Think of all the savings on travel he has, with his magic penis. Both Brookse can say they literally been around the world when they were dating Bully. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 10, 2014 22:10:11 GMT -5
Bully Ray can teleport with his dick in his hand and he conjures up his promo music at any time.
He truly has super powers.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 22:14:00 GMT -5
Bully Ray dickporting around the world....I sense a television show on the horizon but it needs one more thing.  The money I see it rollin in now. |
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Post by tenshi on Jan 10, 2014 22:19:29 GMT -5
Do we really want to know how Ray's teleporting procedure works or do we ignore it?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 10, 2014 22:20:31 GMT -5
Combing his wangportation and his new ability to control and use fire its like he is Jacob Goodnight
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 22:44:13 GMT -5
"If you get any closer, you might see what I have in my other hand. It might smell familiar."
Should we be at all concerned that not only can Bully's dick teleport him to different places, but also that the smell of it would seem familiar to Ken Anderson?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 22:50:27 GMT -5
I just looked the segment up online. What the hell was that? Who knows? Bully Ray seems to have turned into BikerTaker whose source of magic is his dick in hand. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 22:56:20 GMT -5
Bully Ray's confirmed powers:
Can summon dramatic promo music at will
Superhuman control of lighter fluid spray and fire
Can teleport with his dick in his hand
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 10, 2014 23:12:04 GMT -5
Bully Ray swings dick like no other.
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Post by Celgress on Jan 10, 2014 23:41:59 GMT -5
I just looked the segment up online. What the hell was that? My reaction exactly. Last night while watching Impact with my friends we were like 'WTH just happened!?' right after that segment aired. It was certainly bizarre, and unintentionally comedic. |
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