Johnny D
Don Corleone
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Post by Johnny D on Jan 14, 2014 15:04:35 GMT -5
I want it to be the most insane, weirdest and chaotic HOF speech I've ever seen!  So excited. |
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Boo!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Boo! on Jan 14, 2014 15:06:24 GMT -5
I think it'll be quite okay. He'll bang on about intensity and belief in the character and how much he appreciate the fans. If he comes out in facepaint, trunks and tassels I'm going to go nuts.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jan 14, 2014 15:06:34 GMT -5
My question is, who in the hell is going to induct him?
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jan 14, 2014 15:06:43 GMT -5
I want him to swerve us all and give a calm powerpoint presentation about how to order Domino's online.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jan 14, 2014 15:07:37 GMT -5
My question is, who in the hell is going to induct him? Shot in the dark, but Wu-Tang Clan founder Rza has always spoken fondly of the Warrior and referred to him as his all-time favorite wrestler. |
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mizerable on Jan 14, 2014 15:09:27 GMT -5
Just fine.
He's well spoken and sounds quite intelligent when he isn't pissed off, just take a look at a lot of his Q and A sessions recently. As long as they don't work him at all, I think you'll see a very contained Warrior.
That said, I still hope he gives a jab at Triple H. It's needed.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 14, 2014 15:10:21 GMT -5
Something about airplanes, raining blood, bolts of destrucity and HUUUUUUUUULK HOOOOOOOOOO-GAN
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 14, 2014 15:11:58 GMT -5
probably mostly his usual calm self... though I could see him go into screaming promo mode towards the end for the fans.
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Boo!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Boo! on Jan 14, 2014 15:12:15 GMT -5
My question is, who in the hell is going to induct him? Rumour is Hogan. Seriously. |
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 14, 2014 15:17:37 GMT -5
My question is, who in the hell is going to induct him? Kamala seemed to get along with him, although he's in a wheelchair now so. He was pretty good friends with Jim Powers, so I wouldn't mind seeing Powers do it. |
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Jan 14, 2014 15:18:39 GMT -5
*SKROOONK* *Deep breath* WAAAAAARRRRRRIIOOOOOOOOOOORSSSSSSSS! THE POWER OF THE BLOOD RED MOON DROWNS US ALL AND CRUSHES OUR SOULS INTO THE BLACKNESS OF THE UNKNOWN. WE ARE ALL HERE FOR ONE PURPOSE AND OUR EXPOSITION WILL RECALL OUR EXISTENCE AND REASON. THE REASON THAT WE ALL MUST STRIVE FOR AND UPHELD WITH ALL OUR POWER AND ABILITY...  AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR THIS ENRICHING JOURNEY MY WARRIORS. MAY YOUR TRAVELS TREAT YOU WELL AND LET ALL THE WISDOM OF LIFE FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEIGNS AS YOU LOAD THE SPACE SHIP UP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL. *SKROOONK* *Fade to black* |
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 14, 2014 15:24:12 GMT -5
I think the words "Self Destruction" will turn up in the speech somewhere
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2014 15:28:59 GMT -5
Warrior won't go into his political views at a wrestling HOF speech. I expect that it will be a very well presented and motivational speech. Regardless of ones thoughts on his political views most of his other ideas that he talks about a lot are educating oneself, believing in oneself, and working hard to get where you want to go. I'm sure he'll cut one more insane Warrior promo to make everyone happy as well.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 14, 2014 15:31:36 GMT -5
Here's a weird thought, what if Bob Backlund inducts him and they both go crazy?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2014 15:31:41 GMT -5
I want him to swerve us all and give a calm powerpoint presentation about how to order Domino's online. "SOOOO YOU CLICK THE 'ORDER BUTTON.' THEEEEEEEN YOU SPECIFY WHETHER IT IS FOR DELIVERY OR CARRY OUT, AND THE LOCATION WHEREFORE THE GOODS SHALL BE DELIVERED. THEN YOU SELECT YOUR ORDER, SUCH AS ALL MANNER OF PIZZA, WITH YOUR CHOICE OF OVER TWO DOZEN DELICIOUS TOPPINGS RANGING FROM BACON SALTIER THAN THE SEVEN SEAS, EXPERTLY BUTCHERED HAM OR BEEF, AND PEPPERONIS HOTTER THAN THE VILE, ALL-CONSUMING FIRES OF HELLLLLLLLLLLLL. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEN YOU FINALIZE, GIVE HEED TO THE DIVINING PROPHECIES OF THE DOMINOS TRACKER AND WAIT FOR YOUR MOUTH-SALIVATING ORDER DELIVERED BY MAN OR LADY SELECTED BY THE MIGHTY HERMES, GIVEN GOD-SPEED OF A THOUSAND PARSECS. DON'T FORGET TO LAY UPON THEM A TREASURY FOR THE AGES AS REWARD FOR UNDERTAKING A SOUL-ALTERING JOURNEY FOR ETERNITY. THEN BEGINS THE FEAST AS CELEBRATED BY A MILLION KINGDOMS! ALL WILL SHOUT, AND GIVE TRIBUTE TO HE WHO HAS PROVIDED THE FEAST FOR HIS SUBJECTS, WHO WILL BASK IN LOYALTY SECURED BY THE SANCTITY OF YOUR CUSTOM ORDER!" ...what? That's pretty calm for Warrior's standards. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2014 15:47:41 GMT -5
I want him to swerve us all and give a calm powerpoint presentation about how to order Domino's online. <snort> when I'm travelling through the cosmos in search of the truth of what it means to be a Warrior, that ancient wisdom that only the most sage among us know, I take a left turn at Ursa Minor, and what do I realize? I realize that I am too far away from the nourishment that my Warrior's provide. I reach into the stars and realize that I have consumed the last of the ancient ambrosia, the life force that causes destrucity to course through my veins. Then I know that this will be no ordinary journey but a vision quest to find out who I really am. Am I truly the Warrior that was prophesied so many years ago? Or am I just another mortal that needs to feed his energy to the one true Warrior? As I converse with Centaurus and marvel at the lessons, knowledge that is surging through my Warrior's body, I am suddenly filled with rage. As I hurry along to learn all of the mysteries of the stars, the rage is building and building, until I look inside myself and vivisect my soul to find the source of this rage. The source of this destruction that I alone must prevent from enveloping the universe. I look deep within becoming almost frantic and dance on the razor's edge, until I find the cause of this dark energy flowing within my ancient warrior soul. Domino's doesn't deliver to Parts Unknown. <snort> |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2014 15:52:59 GMT -5
HHH will induct him. He'll say he's totally fine with them showing the HHH/Warrior mania match during the induction.
As the match starts on the big screen, HHH slowly starts becoming uncomfortable and visibly sweating. After the pedigree nosell, he starts wiping at his brow and has to take off his jacket. Pit stains are visible.
Near the end, as the ref is counting the pinfall HHH suddenly yanks the plug cutting the feed and then flips the HOF podium into the crowd.
"HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KICK OUT AT TWO! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KICK OUT AT TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!"
You know how in the olympics when the camera shows the gold medalist's face through the entirety of their national anthem? Have a split screen where the right side is HHH's face and the left side is the feed.
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Ryushinku
King Koopa
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Post by Ryushinku on Jan 14, 2014 16:33:26 GMT -5
"Unaccustomed as I am..."
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Bad Moon
Unicron
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Post by Bad Moon on Jan 14, 2014 16:37:41 GMT -5
My question is, who in the hell is going to induct him? The only one I could think of is Hogan, if he's up for it. |
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Jan 14, 2014 16:40:32 GMT -5
My question is, who in the hell is going to induct him? It won't happen but I would love for it to be Iron Sheik. "F*** da Ultimate Warrior, you god-damn jew m*****f*****. You suck d*** as you go into Hall of Fame." |
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So excited.
