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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 19, 2014 18:19:30 GMT -5
I remember in one of our wilder speculation threads sometime back someone mentioned a Disney run wrestling company could be the WWE's biggest nightmare. So what would a wrestling company owned by Disney look like?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 19, 2014 18:29:33 GMT -5
I would think something like Chikara.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2014 18:31:07 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}Mickey wins |
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Post by H-Virus on Jan 19, 2014 18:37:19 GMT -5
Less promos, more breaking out in song.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 19, 2014 18:39:39 GMT -5
Sadly, Colt Cabana still can't get hired.
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Post by kidglov3s on Jan 19, 2014 18:47:55 GMT -5
It would try to outdo WWE at being WWE, but also do more to target teens. Probably younger and prettier wrestlers.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jan 19, 2014 18:59:16 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 19, 2014 19:05:22 GMT -5
They won't push Elsa over Jack Sparrow because she doesn't have the front office connections.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 19, 2014 19:35:11 GMT -5
hardcore pornography
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2014 19:37:48 GMT -5
No one can body slam like Gaston!
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 19, 2014 19:38:14 GMT -5
That is what will happen to the females after their 15 minutes of fame on the Disney channel |
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Post by edgestar on Jan 19, 2014 20:40:57 GMT -5
Mickey in a Cena role: "The Mouse Is Here", the "appledough" part of his theme is replaced with "Chef Mickey's"  Goofy is a Bushwhacker (I can't think of a partner) Chip and Dale as Edge and Christian |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 19, 2014 20:51:46 GMT -5
Be our guest, be our guest
Let us slam you like the rest!
We'll put you through a table
But its only just in jest!
Look around, look around
There's no blade jobs to be found!
We'll thrill you and entertain you
And we'll keep you sane at that!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2014 23:27:01 GMT -5
They would basically have a cheat code for infinite money and would throw out the good 'ol boy club and carny bullshit in favor of running it like a sane, legitimate entertainment venture.
WWE would have its past legacy going for it, and that's it.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 20, 2014 0:53:21 GMT -5
Jasmine as Princess champion is whats best for business.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 20, 2014 1:17:31 GMT -5
Jasmine as Princess champion is whats best for business. Meanwhile, Tiana and Ariel are getting most of the buzz because of Total Princesses. Hercules is the "Vinny" of the show. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 1:25:17 GMT -5
 If you fail Wellness, you get sent to Pleasure Island and get turned into a donkey. You still get to smoke and, I presume, use PEDs. |
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Post by ZombieElvis on Jan 20, 2014 1:50:40 GMT -5
It wouldn't last long because after blow off matches the heels would be killed in terrible ways.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 20, 2014 2:14:29 GMT -5
I don't think they would ever care to start a wrestling company. Disney does seem like the company that would be interested in acquiring a franchise. I doubt the McMahons would ever sell WWE. The only way I could see Disney getting into the wrestling game is if they could acquire the WWE, own the tape library, trademarks to the characters, etc. I don't see Vince and company selling it to them.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 20, 2014 2:22:24 GMT -5
Good god, it'd be worse than WCW. Let's say some guys from WWE sign on to Disney Wrestling. John Cena is always chasing the lovely AJ, who's trapped in Titan Towers by the evil Stephanie McMahon, while John Cena, Fairy Goldust, and his wise-cracking animal companion Daniel Bryan the goat try to save her, meeting quirky side characters like Fandango the ravishing suitor and Triple H the friendly wizard, and having a musical number every 15 minutes, while grumpy supporting cast members like Bad News Barrett find a heart at the end of the movie. Ok, Disney needs to buy out WWE NOW. That actually sounds fantastic. |
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