mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 23, 2014 9:35:14 GMT -5
If you could write a letter to Vince and the creative team, what would you demand they NEVER do again? For example..
NO MORE storylines involving Hornswoggle. Ever.
NO MORE storylines based on diva's being insulted for being fat. Ever.
NO MORE Albert Del Rio as championship runs. Ever.
What would yours be?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 9:36:17 GMT -5
HHH and HBK interacting.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 9:36:59 GMT -5
Triple H.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Jan 23, 2014 9:37:24 GMT -5
Miz
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spagett
Hank Scorpio
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Post by spagett on Jan 23, 2014 9:40:25 GMT -5
Randy Orton vs John Cena
Randy Orton vs Triple H
Triple H vs John Cena
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 23, 2014 9:45:17 GMT -5
Maybe not NEVER again... but the spear through the barrier spot.
There was a good run of last year where the spot was repeated on like every other show...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 9:49:13 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio.
Seriously, never again. X-Pac heat is officially Del Rio heat.
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Post by CM Parish on Jan 23, 2014 9:50:07 GMT -5
Hornswaggle.
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Post by king1836 on Jan 23, 2014 9:55:43 GMT -5
John Cena headline a PPV. Put him in the middle of the card, where I can tolerate him.
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Post by notonyourradar on Jan 23, 2014 9:58:11 GMT -5
HHH
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 10:14:35 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston vs Orton best of 250
Barrett vs Orton best of 500
Big Show in a diaper
Del Rio trying to cut a promo unless I have insomnia
AJ Lee trying to act
Punk's puke inducing attempt at puking
For other wrestlers sake, Cena trying to do a hurricanrana
Ziggler talking about stealing the show like a tape recorder on loop while never actually stealing the show
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Post by Bootista on Jan 23, 2014 10:19:18 GMT -5
Miz
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Post by champviadq on Jan 23, 2014 10:21:13 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose defending his title
Dolph Ziggler cutting promos
John Cena jobbing
Zack Ryder main eventing every freakin SmackDown
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 10:23:46 GMT -5
No more commentators ignoring the match to pick on each other about something one of them said.
No more heel authority figures, and especially no more "fighting against authority figures" angles. That's a crutch that should have ended with Austin/McMahon.
No more authority figures being part of angles other than to hand down huge decisions, while we're at it. No one tunes into wrestling to watch old men in suits arguing about corporate structure.
No more of that tired formula where someone starts the show with a promo, someone interrupts, and someone else makes a match.
No more of the camera lingering on someone's face for several seconds at the end of a backstage segment.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Jan 23, 2014 10:40:31 GMT -5
Blatant pandering whether it be Cena pandering to his fans or Punk pandering to smarks.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Jan 23, 2014 10:42:16 GMT -5
Alex Riley on commentary.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 23, 2014 10:43:08 GMT -5
Wiliam Regal's Penis
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 23, 2014 10:53:33 GMT -5
Ziggler talking about stealing the show like a tape recorder on loop while never actually stealing the show Apparently you missed the Payback match with ADR, which is probably my personal favorite of last year. For the topic... -Evolution and D-X references: GET OVER YOUR DAMN STABLES TRIPLE H -Stephanie McMahon -The entire commentary team on the main shows |
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Post by g1megatronfan on Jan 23, 2014 10:57:29 GMT -5
1. No more heel authority figures. It's not cool anymore. It hasn't been cool in over a decade but yet they keep doing it. It's boring...we've seen it a billion times now. There's nothing they can do to refresh this crap and it needs to die once and for all.
2. No more Randy Orton pushes. This is one I as a viewer feel strongly about. WWE has pushed this guy on me since 2003 and I've never enjoyed watching him. His title reigns are largely forgettable and he has the charisma or a pile of mud. He's awful on the mic and his matches are so slow and dull it's painful to watch (especially as a heel).
3. No more John Cena pushes. Again this is my personal opinion here. WWE has pushed him on me since 2004 and I've never enjoyed 1 single match of his from a wrestling standpoint. He's corny, a terrible actor, mediocre wrestler and boring beyond belief. There is absolutely nothing about him that will ever encourage me to get behind this guy.
4. No more Alberto Del Rio. He's boring and what WWE sees in him is beyond me. He sucks as a babyface or heel in my opinion. Fire this bum and spend the money on someone else.
5. No more comedy that isn't funny.
6. No more AJ & friends Vs. Total Divas
7. No more Wyatt's. My opinion only but I think they suck. Bray Wyatt needs to go back to NXT or whatever and become Fatass McGee again or whatever his name was. The other two need to be fired...the sooner the better. Both suck. Everything about this stable sucks in my opinion.
8. No more Xavier Woods.
9. No more cramming that app down people's throats.
I was going to come up with 10...but I'll cut it short.
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 23, 2014 11:02:58 GMT -5
Vince's ass.
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