Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
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Post by Toxik916 on Jan 23, 2014 15:38:48 GMT -5
I'd buy a Batista shirt that says smarks can suck my balls.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
Posts: 46,162
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 23, 2014 15:40:23 GMT -5
I'd buy a Batista shirt that says smarks can suck my balls. "Wanna suck my balls? Think you could learn to wanna suck my balls? I'M BIG DAAAAAAAAAAAVE!"* (*said in Old Gregg's voice)
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 23, 2014 15:43:22 GMT -5
Present them.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
Posts: 23,475
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Post by mizerable on Jan 23, 2014 15:45:28 GMT -5
You see guys...this is why women are attracted to guys who are pieces of shit. If you want to get people to like you, act like an asshole. No one wants to be with a bland white meat babyface.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jan 23, 2014 16:01:55 GMT -5
Do we need to suck that as well?
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 23, 2014 16:04:44 GMT -5
I don't have to pretend this amuses me right?
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 23, 2014 16:10:58 GMT -5
Damn, those balls are smooth as eggs!
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 23, 2014 16:20:24 GMT -5
Melina is such a f***ing smark.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jan 23, 2014 16:24:55 GMT -5
I think it's brilliant how self aware he is. This will rile up just the people he means by "negative smark." Because while they continue to watch and complain, those who like and missed him will revel in his return and enjoy every second of it. And the negative Nancy's will still watch. And complain.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 16:26:16 GMT -5
I love the attitude, but Batista is still a crappy wrestler.
He's passable, I guess, but so's a kidney stone.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 23, 2014 16:34:36 GMT -5
Just wanted to thank everyone who supported my return. I missed you guys!! All you other negative Smarks can suck my balls! Haha!!! #onelife — Dave Bautista (@davebautista) January 23, 2014 Well, somebody's gotta suck em. They're not going to suck themselves!
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Post by RedSmile on Jan 23, 2014 16:42:35 GMT -5
I don't find Batista's douchebag-act to be likable at all.
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Post by I've got some bad news... on Jan 23, 2014 19:26:32 GMT -5
Basketballs don't hold grudges, but Batista's balls certainly do.
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Post by Starshine on Jan 23, 2014 19:31:15 GMT -5
I think Batista has it wrong. Seems like most of the ball sucking is coming from his supporters.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 23, 2014 19:32:02 GMT -5
Batista is the man. You have got to be on some next level shit to be a 45 year old man walking around in leggings.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 19:35:28 GMT -5
Crap he's getting bored of divas and wants us smarks now I better be first in line
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Post by Raskovnik on Jan 23, 2014 19:40:09 GMT -5
Naysayers can say it's immature but that's the entire f***ing point. A 45 year old man is putting everyone on blast with that middle school shit and it's awesome. Boo hoo baby smarks cry about him being back and then he puts them in their f***ing place. He's the shit, he knows it, and if you're not down with that Big Dave has three words for you.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 23, 2014 19:41:16 GMT -5
No joke, Batista might be the only dude to walk around in leggings, tell people to suck his balls, and still be able to f*** your girl.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 19:44:08 GMT -5
'Tista's got no f***s to give and I love it!
Long live Based Animal.
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Post by King Boo on Jan 23, 2014 19:44:13 GMT -5
Naysayers can say it's immature but that's the entire f***ing point. A 45 year old man is putting everyone on blast with that middle school shit and it's awesome. Boo hoo baby smarks cry about him being back and then he puts them in their f***ing place. He's the shit, he knows it, and if you're not down with that Big Dave has three words for you. Deal with it?
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