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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 19:50:59 GMT -5
Dammit, I'm becoming a Batista mark.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Jan 23, 2014 19:53:38 GMT -5
I want Steiner, Ryback and Big Dave to move in together and get a TV show out of it. That way they can always entertain us and also never set foot inside a wrestling ring ever again.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jan 23, 2014 19:53:53 GMT -5
Naysayers can say it's immature but that's the entire f***ing point. A 45 year old man is putting everyone on blast with that middle school shit and it's awesome. Boo hoo baby smarks cry about him being back and then he puts them in their f***ing place. He's the shit, he knows it, and if you're not down with that Big Dave has three words for you. Deal with it? Actually, it's "I'm sorry, guys." Big Dave suffers from bipolar disorder. This is his way of acting out. A cry for help, if you will.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 23, 2014 19:54:41 GMT -5
Actually, it's "I'm sorry, guys." Big Dave suffers from bipolar disorder. This is his way of acting out. A cry for help, if you will. Bullshit. His ex-wife isn't even on Facebook!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 19:56:02 GMT -5
I want Steiner, Ryback and Big Dave to move in together and get a TV show out of it. That way they can always entertain us and also never set foot inside a wrestling ring ever again. Pitch that to the WWE Network.
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Post by angryfan on Jan 23, 2014 20:02:04 GMT -5
In a weird way, this makes total sense. If the thing about Vince saying "there are no faces or heels", then Big Dave and Cena are the ones who apparently get it the most. Kiss ass for the segment that likes you, go super douche for those that are already booing you and realize that either reverse psychology will get you a bit of support from them, or they're (per Vince) the segment who are already "hooked" and so don't matter as much. You've also got Punk doing the "douche-y babyface" routine.
It's the closest thing they can do to getting kayfabe back, I suppose. I'm not sure how to feel about the style though. It's unique, but it also could backfire.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:05:43 GMT -5
"I'm part of this no H8 campaign which has been started to spread news of ignoring negativity and vile remarks.
So suck my balls."
The absolute stupidity is making me choke on laughter, keep it up, Big Dave.
I want a Twitter war between Big Dave and King Big Guy leading up to Wrestlemania.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 23, 2014 20:10:55 GMT -5
Clubber Lang Voice "Shut up old man."
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BigBadZ
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 23, 2014 20:49:19 GMT -5
Naysayers can say it's immature but that's the entire f***ing point. A 45 year old man is putting everyone on blast with that middle school shit and it's awesome. Boo hoo baby smarks cry about him being back and then he puts them in their f***ing place. He's the shit, he knows it, and if you're not down with that Big Dave has three words for you. Deal with it? Don't hold grudges?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:51:55 GMT -5
At times like this, I go to South Park.
Present them.
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jan 23, 2014 20:52:21 GMT -5
Dear Dave,
Do Not try to push us away, as we will only grow to love you more.
Sincerely, Overly Attached IWC
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jan 24, 2014 6:37:04 GMT -5
who the hell can fit a basketball in their mouth?
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Post by berlynwright on Jan 24, 2014 7:59:15 GMT -5
del rio reply
El sucko my destinio balsso, perro!
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Post by Mesousa287793 on Jan 24, 2014 8:10:25 GMT -5
So, he's only Douchetista behind the scenes?
Maybe he's embraced that gimmick a little too much.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 24, 2014 8:12:04 GMT -5
So now Douchetista is blurring the lines between reality and the ring
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 24, 2014 8:41:05 GMT -5
Now I want Big Dave and the Big Guy to be a Tag Team.
The World's Greatest Douchebags.
The backstage promos would rule.
Oh, make Steiner their manager so he can yell "SIZE MATTERS, BITCH!" at the end of their promos.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 24, 2014 8:50:17 GMT -5
Oh man, it would almost be worth him winning the Rumble to see what he says to the inevitable smark backlash he'll get.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 24, 2014 9:28:37 GMT -5
What? Such a situation would be awkward for both batista and the smarks.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 24, 2014 14:45:01 GMT -5
Can you imagine what this guy was like in his teens?
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jan 24, 2014 15:26:15 GMT -5
"Smarks can suck my basketballs"
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