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Post by superman123 on Jan 23, 2014 19:20:52 GMT -5
Yea, I know the easy obvious response (large you know what). But even in his heyday, and especially now, there were better looking/less hairy guys than him who had just as large you know what's (if you're in the porn industry, you can't exactly have just average ones). Yet, this guy somehow becomes the king of pornstars to the point that he now makes appearences in mainstream stuff. I just don't get it. Can someone explain it to me?
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 23, 2014 19:27:43 GMT -5
Because John Holmes is dead.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 23, 2014 19:29:10 GMT -5
Because he was ugly as shit, apparently had a big dick and didn't die of AIDS.
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Post by Toxik916 on Jan 23, 2014 19:30:10 GMT -5
Possessing a big cock doesn't need an explanation.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 23, 2014 19:30:42 GMT -5
He worked, a lot, and didn't die or get AIDS, that helped. But back then, they didn't really have male models, they just hired average looking guys with big junk.
He worked enough movies and appeared in some stuff like the Taboo films with a big following, got name recognition, and became a porn star.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 19:33:08 GMT -5
Besides the obvious he gave average guys atleast back then the hope they could bang the chicks he does because of how he looks.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 19:34:32 GMT -5
Because he is one of the better looking bears in the porn industry Being honest here folks  |
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 23, 2014 19:39:02 GMT -5
*language warning*
Tom Cruise you wanna answer this one?
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Post by Cela on Jan 23, 2014 19:41:37 GMT -5
Because he was ugly as shit, apparently had a big dick and didn't die of AIDS. Apparently? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 19:46:50 GMT -5
Rumor has it he was able to blow himself back in the day, if that's not legendary I don't know what is.
Also the whole surviving the wild 70s and 80s until people in the 90s started giving him shoutouts and gigs. He's just been hanging around ever since.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 23, 2014 19:54:10 GMT -5
Because he was ugly as shit, apparently had a big dick and didn't die of AIDS. Well, John Holmes was 2 for 3 [/goingtohell] |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 23, 2014 19:59:05 GMT -5
He's got a big cock, he's got a since of humor about himself and he can act in non sex scenes fairly well.
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Post by Starshine on Jan 23, 2014 20:01:35 GMT -5
Because he was the closest thing we could get to that real life Super Mario sex fantasy.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 23, 2014 20:05:49 GMT -5
Pretty much all the reasons everybody listed above. Plus he's cool and a nice guy.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 23, 2014 20:12:57 GMT -5
Because he was ugly as shit, apparently had a big dick and didn't die of AIDS. Apparently? Pfft...I never checked. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 23, 2014 20:22:41 GMT -5
He's got a big cock, he's got a since of humor about himself and he can act in non sex scenes fairly well. He did make the transition better than some of her cohorts, and manages to be actually charming and aware how to market himself. That probably helped matters a lot. |
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 23, 2014 20:23:07 GMT -5
According to Christy Canyon he even filled in as a stunt-dick often whenever his contemporaries needed to take some time off to get "inspired" again. Basically, if any guy started getting soft they sent someone over to catering to get Ron and he would fill in until the other guy was ready again. She joked that since his face wasn't being filmed for those scenes he sometimes would finish his sandwich while filming.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 23, 2014 20:28:08 GMT -5
Hey, I wasn't around at the time but I don't say "George Washington was apparently the first President". These are known facts. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:35:27 GMT -5
Because he was the closest thing we could get to that real life Super Mario sex fantasy. Come on, get it right. He played Luigi. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 23, 2014 21:06:30 GMT -5
He worked, a lot, and didn't die or get AIDS, that helped. But back then, they didn't really have male models, they just hired average looking guys with big junk. *builds time machine* |
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