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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 18, 2014 16:22:33 GMT -5
- Per the Rio De Janeiro Athletic Commission's ruling, Pat Patterson's use of a reverse bear hug (giggity...) in the tournament final is in direct violation of commission rules, and therefore is stripped of the title, and a tournament to crown the next IC Champion is held on an island in a remote location of the Bermuda Triangle (to prevent ANY international interference). David Sammartino is crowned the new IC Champion and holds the title for as long as his father's initial WWWF title reign, only to lose it to Omar Atlas in a throwaway dark match in Des Moines, Iowa. Nonononono....the correct answer is, "He finds it in the garbage." Or at least someone's gym bag.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 18, 2014 18:49:38 GMT -5
Bret vs. HBK Iron Man Match at WM12:
The match starts with Shawn "injuring" Bret in the first 3 minutes, and Bret being taken out by ambulance. Shawn then spends 52 minutes on commentary as Stu Hart and Jose Lothario fight, then Jim Cornette comes out to attack Lothario, bringing out Mr. Fuji to get Cornette. Yokozuna follows, but he is arrested by the Duke U. fat farm doctors and nutritionists. Jerry Lawler then notices that Stu is still there so he enters the ring to make jokes about him and Helen. During all this, Roddy Piper and Goldust are still fighting from their match, and it spills out into the ring again. During which Lawler gets distracted because of Marlena and runs off chasing her yelling "PUPPIES!" all the way. Huckster, Nacho Man, and Billionaire Ted then come back to life and try to claim the ring and arena for Billionaire Ted's Wrasslin', but 911, who was just fired by ECW (true) comes in and chokeslams them all, while JR exclaims "That...why, that's Al Poling! He doesn't even work here!" Then Sunny just comes to ringside and does Sunny things, cause T&A = buyrates! Then finally, the guitar screech hits and HBK looks like he saw a ghost as Bret returns to the ring and kicks his ass. He locks in the sharpshooter, but Shawn escapes and tunes up the band. During which Bret gets up and just casually leaves the ring. Vince leaves commentary to talk some reason into him, but he flips him off and walks away. JR wonders if Shawn and the ref will now have to improvise a finish. Vince tells the ref to ring the bell, and declares Bret counted out and awards HBK the title, boasting that he will be the most resilient, most charasmatic, and most PROFESSIONAL WWF Champion of all time, because they are on the same page and he always FOLLOWS THE SCRIPT.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jun 18, 2014 20:14:14 GMT -5
Showdown at Shea 1976, WWWF World Heavyweight Championship match, Bruno Sammartino vs. Stan Hansen. Rather than defending the title under standard match rules, the winner is the first to retrieve the title belt from the top of Ivan Putski's head.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 19, 2014 8:13:33 GMT -5
Russo decides to make an angle out of Andre's faux pas of surrendering the "tag team titles." As a result, because of the fine print in a chapter of the WWF rulebook, that means Strike Force must give their titles to DiBiase and Virgil (Andre can't hold one because he's the one who surrendered. Oh yeah, this also leads to a gimmick where Andre, being French, only loses matches and such when he says he surrenders).
Mary Tyler Moore ends up pinning Warrior after the match at WM6 and SHE becomes the WWF champion, because she buys off the referee with DiBiase's money that Jake gave her. Leading to a bra and panties WWF title match between herself and Valerie Harper at SummerSlam. (see, Val made an appearance on the post-WM Superstars to congratulate MTM, but it was a SWERVE) Also, Cloris Leachman must get involved with the festivities because old people stripping = COMEDY! Somehow this leads to Russo living out his teenage fantasies by signing Julie Newmar as MTM's next challenger. Rinse and repeat, bra and panties for the title.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 19, 2014 8:44:35 GMT -5
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 19, 2014 15:59:44 GMT -5
Russo decides to make an angle out of Andre's faux pas of surrendering the "tag team titles." As a result, because of the fine print in a chapter of the WWF rulebook, that means Strike Force must give their titles to DiBiase and Virgil (Andre can't hold one because he's the one who surrendered. Oh yeah, this also leads to a gimmick where Andre, being French, only loses matches and such when he says he surrenders). Hey! This takes care of the Strike Force breakup, because Rick Martel does want to sell the tag titles, while Tito Santana doesn't. So why not team up Martel and Andre, because all the French guys would naturally want to hang out with each other. Dino Bravo and Frenchy Martin later join them to form the Four Frogmen, complete with cute scuba diving suits for all! Andre drinks a whole brewery dry at the idea.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 23, 2014 9:37:30 GMT -5
From DVDVR, liked this one...
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 23, 2014 10:18:02 GMT -5
A king cobra bites Macho Man.
Over the next few weeks, Macho Man starts physically turning into a snake, like that creepy dude from the anti-drug PSA
Furthermore, the king cobra starts turning to the Macho Man, saying things like "sssssss.....oooh yeah....dig it....sssssssss"
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 23, 2014 18:26:52 GMT -5
A king cobra bites Macho Man. Over the next few weeks, Macho Man starts physically turning into a snake, like that creepy dude from the anti-drug PSA Furthermore, the king cobra starts turning to the Macho Man, saying things like "sssssss.....oooh yeah....dig it....sssssssss" I wassssssssssssss onccccccccccccce a Macho Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! (Damn you, TF/GI Joe movie quotes thread!)
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Post by fortknox on Jun 23, 2014 19:49:32 GMT -5
Instead of fighting over Elizabeth Hogan and Savage decide to share her. We find out they like to do things like wife swapping with Linda Hogan and doing double penetration to Elizabeth and Linda.
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Post by cabbageboy on Jun 23, 2014 22:44:51 GMT -5
Summerslam 1992, most of the card:
--In the opener Paul Ellering turns heel on the LOD 6 years before he did for real. Rocko the dummy however springs to life and warns the Road Warriors and they manage to beat Money Inc. anyway.
--In the Repo Man vs. Crush match...Repo cuts a promo before the match burying his own gimmick and wishes he was back in Demolition, but Crush refuses and squashes him anyway.
--In the Martel/HBK match both men realize Sherri is playing them against each other and before punching each other...stop. Then they both smack Sherri down and form a wacky metrosexual tag team. Of course this lasts only a few weeks before Shawn puts Martel through another window.
--In the WWF title match (Warrior/Savage)...um, actually this one was pretty Russo already for 1992. Maybe to make it even more Russo Savage could sell out to Flair and Perfect to retain, say he's totally over Liz, and the next week on TV do a Fingerpoke for Flair instead of the vicious battle they ended up having.
--IC title main event: In the weeks leading up to the card, Diana Hart-Smith and Davey Boy are shown to have marital woes. Bret observes the situation and notes what a lousy husband Bulldog is for his sister. Of course at the PPV Diana turns heel near the end of the match, low blows Bret, and Bulldog wins the match and turns heel in front of 80,000 English fans.
I don't think you can get more Russo than the last one. That would be the most epic of all epic fails.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 24, 2014 11:40:27 GMT -5
Summerslam 1992, most of the card: --IC title main event: In the weeks leading up to the card, Diana Hart-Smith and Davey Boy are shown to have marital woes. Bret observes the situation and notes what a lousy husband Bulldog is for his sister. Of course at the PPV Diana turns heel near the end of the match, low blows Bret, and Bulldog wins the match and turns heel in front of 80,000 English fans. The correct answer here is, Diana turns on Bulldog and helps Bret retain. Sure no one in the UK wanted it, but boy were you surprised! This leads to Bret and Diana having an on-screen relationship too, but not just brother and sister.
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Post by cabbageboy on Jun 24, 2014 16:59:08 GMT -5
Nah, Bulldog turning heel in his home country is much more Russo.
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Post by somsta on Jun 24, 2014 21:20:37 GMT -5
Nah, Bulldog turning heel in his home country is much more Russo. Need some more hijinks though. Bret pins Bulldog but out of nowhere it's announced that this is a London Bridge match that can only be won by submission. So Bret forces Bulldog to submit to the sharpshooter. But it's revealed that the match can only end by submission to an arm hold. Diana then low lows Bret and Bulldog covers him. The referee makes the three count despite the previously established rules, and Bulldog wins the belt, turning heel and looking like a complete joke to his hometown. All this is done because, get this - no one would see it coming and 20 years later we still remember it.
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Post by cabbageboy on Jun 24, 2014 22:28:27 GMT -5
Well it's been 14 years since Storm/Awesome at New Blood Rising and I still remember that one...but not in a good way.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 25, 2014 13:21:20 GMT -5
Nah, Bulldog turning heel in his home country is much more Russo. Never mind having disappointments for the hometown hero being a trademark for the post-Russo days (see: Austin at WM17, and well, every time JR appeared in Oklahoma) Besides, incest would be even money with this in the Russo playbook, IMO.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 25, 2014 18:40:07 GMT -5
Nah, Bulldog turning heel in his home country is much more Russo. Need some more hijinks though. Bret pins Bulldog but out of nowhere it's announced that this is a London Bridge match that can only be won by submission. So Bret forces Bulldog to submit to the sharpshooter. But it's revealed that the match can only end by submission to an arm hold. Diana then low lows Bret and Bulldog covers him. The referee makes the three count despite the previously established rules, and Bulldog wins the belt, turning heel and looking like a complete joke to his hometown. All this is done because, get this - no one would see it coming and 20 years later we still remember it. And because it worked in WWF once and got rave reviews, so why not run it into the ground? To top it all off, instead of your finish, it must end with some nod to Montreal. So after the low blow, before the referee can count, he is told to RING THE F***ING BELL, so he does and declares Bulldog the new champion.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2014 8:53:28 GMT -5
Macho Man proposes to Elizabeth. They get married at SummerSlam '91. At the reception, Jake Roberts attacks with Cobra... Elizabeth laughs in the corner... SWERVE! Elizabeth orchestrated the attack. Wedding was revealed as fake, pictures show her fingers were crossed when she said "I Do". Macho Man gets amnesia from the snake bite and forgets how to talk, becomes a caveman comedy character managed by the Genius, who re-educates Macho and turns him into a genius like himself. Meanwhile Elizabeth marries Jake the Snake over a pentagram while Papa Shango sacrifices small animals and drenches them in their blood.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2014 9:43:50 GMT -5
Hogan is the third man. Drops the leg on Macho. Sting then hits Hogan with the Scorpion Death Drop Sting is the 4th man. Why did he attack Hogan? That is never explained. Yes, yes, yes. Sting attacks Hogan because secretly, he was in alliance with Hall and Nash all along, who only fooled Hogan into believing they were in his NWO, when all along Sting/Hall/Nash have been part of Buff Bagwell's American Males faction. Savage and Luger turn on Sting, revealing themselves to have been secretly part of Hogan's NWO all along, which as it turns out is a pro-WCW group that was only masquerading as hostile invaders to confuse Bagwell's group, which they knew existed because of inside information from Scotty Riggs, who turns out to be an NWO spy. Savage and Luger join the American Males because they hate Hogan, then SWERVE turn on them the same night and join Hogan's NWO. Both factions add new members over the coming months, while the American Males are tightly knit behind Buff Bagwell, but there is conflict in the NWO faction between who should lead them... Scotty Riggs or Hulk Hogan? Then, SWERVE Hogan turns on Riggs by posing as Judy Bagwell in a Judy Bagwell on a Forklift match and hits Riggs with his purse... Hogan reveals he only set up the NWO to lure Scotty Riggs out of the American Males... Hogan joins American males but causes ego clash between himself and Bagwell, which sets up a match at StarrCade .... triple threat Hogan vs. Bagwell vs. Riggs, in which Bagwell pins Riggs with a fingerpoke of DOOM to reveal that the original American Males were in cahoots the whole time, but then they are attacked by Hall and Nash who join Hogan to form the new NWO... SET UP! SET UP! SET UP! IT WAS A SET UP ALL ALONG TONY!!!!
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 26, 2014 9:54:02 GMT -5
Pillman vs. Liger at Superbrawl 2 ends after 5 minutes when Pillman hits Liger with a sake bottle.
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