Post by BigJerichool222 on Feb 2, 2014 17:27:46 GMT -5
R-Truth is getting up there in age, guys. But if you thought that his 2011 run was the peak of his career, think again. With age comes wisdom, and in this particular case a LOT of wisdom. It's been well documented in recent months that Ron Killings has begun experiencing symptoms of both psychic ability AND an absolute love of pudding. I say why not take advantage of this; let Truth become a fortune teller but instead of a crystal ball, he has Xavier Woods spoon feed him pudding from a medium-sized microwave safe bowl (Truth likes his pudding warm). Each bite increases the power of his psychic ability and it will allow him to show up backstage during segments and tell dastardly heels or beloved babyfaces things that have yet to come in their lives. And after he has spoken, Xavier Woods will run up behind him, bowl in hand, and scream "DON'T BELIEVE HIM? THE TRUTH IS IN THE PUDDING." Boom period.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you save Xavier Woods' career.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you save Xavier Woods' career.
