Post by suave on Feb 8, 2014 17:38:34 GMT -5
EPISODE 1:THE BALLAD OF SPLASH ROBINSON
Splash Robinson-the name itself brings so many emotions to mind. Love, hate, maybe even arousal. But when every true basketball fan hears the name "Splash Robinson", one thought immediately comes to mind.
Who the hell is Splash Robinson?
Splash Robinson was a hoops prodigy who never quite put it together. Maybe it was him being busy as a New York streetball player, maybe it was him never going to class, maybe it was his horrible attitude. In any event, Splash jumped from high school to the NBA. Surprisingly enough, nobody wanted a selfish gunner with a drug habit and a proclivity for violence. So, Splash made like a banana and split for Europe. He had a decent career, but he wanted more. So, in 2006, he headed to the states in search of a coaching job. There were...ah, screw it. Who am I kidding. Only the teams who were desperate and terrible wanted him. After careful deliberation, Splash took the job at a school he felt had a bright future. A school who could use him. A school who he could
Yep, the UC Riverside Highlanders have a new coach. Splash Robinson.
The team isn't very good. The roster:
69 ovr SG Cliff Dillard
67 ovr SG Derek "Who ordered dis a here pizza?" Vitelli
62 ovr PF Koki "The Kokehead" Pritchard
60 ovr PF Kashien "Kash Money" Elias
60 ovr SG Shieku "Shieku Baby" Fraser
59 ovr PF Tommie Neverett
59 ovr PG Louis Heinen
57 ovr PG Britton "B-Rich" Richardson
57 ovr SF Tynell Douglas
57 ovr SG Mitchell Crisp
57 ovr PG Rasheed "Rasheezus" Meyers
53 ovr SG "Pistol" Pete Christensen
52 ovr SG Jaivon Prato
48 ovr PF Norris "Britney" Spears
67 ovr SG Derek "Who ordered dis a here pizza?" Vitelli
62 ovr PF Koki "The Kokehead" Pritchard
60 ovr PF Kashien "Kash Money" Elias
60 ovr SG Shieku "Shieku Baby" Fraser
59 ovr PF Tommie Neverett
59 ovr PG Louis Heinen
57 ovr PG Britton "B-Rich" Richardson
57 ovr SF Tynell Douglas
57 ovr SG Mitchell Crisp
57 ovr PG Rasheed "Rasheezus" Meyers
53 ovr SG "Pistol" Pete Christensen
52 ovr SG Jaivon Prato
48 ovr PF Norris "Britney" Spears
A few notes before we start the party All games will be simulated, 20 minutes. This makes it quicker to do stuff, so I can post more and also keep on top of my IRL commitments. I'll probably post after each few weeks and give a recap of the stuff that happened.
I'll have the first update up tonight. Any comments, questions, suggestions, you can post here. I hope you like this series, and I'll enjoy having y'all along for the ride!