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Post by champviadq on Feb 13, 2014 23:07:06 GMT -5
Do Orton's pose..
Drop Pipebombs on co-workers..
Do a heel turn at work..
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Feb 14, 2014 3:22:26 GMT -5
At High School graduation you put your thumb in you're waistband, point to the sky with your other hand and spin in a 360.
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BigBadZ
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 14, 2014 4:22:56 GMT -5
Even though you don't make outlandish claims, you argue in promo form
Your first thought when you see a steel chair is not to sit in it
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Feb 14, 2014 5:18:21 GMT -5
When you get fired, you show up to work the next week to cut a promo.
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Post by YaakovLee on Feb 14, 2014 6:39:22 GMT -5
When you begin hatching all of your diabolical schemes even though cameras are currently present.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Feb 14, 2014 8:25:59 GMT -5
When someone is jogging on the street toward me, i have to fight the urge to clothesline them.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Feb 14, 2014 8:35:19 GMT -5
Do the HHH water spit thing.
Randomly GORE! GORE! GORE! co-workers.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2014 9:28:18 GMT -5
-You volunteer to play the "bad guy" in your church drama because "a good heel makes the babyface even that much more likeable". And you can take good bumps to the floor and make everybody look better. -Your material that comes in barrels always had a metal lid. First thing you do with the lid is bash it over the barrel until it's bent in half, while Joey Styles is screaming in your head, "OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU HEAR THAT? YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL THAT!" At High School graduation you put your thumb in you're waistband, point to the sky with your other hand and spin in a 360. Done it. I did the Hacksaw Duggan thumb in the air after I got the diploma...TOUGH GUY, HOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 15, 2014 10:43:15 GMT -5
You start using wrestling terminology in regular conversation...something i am guilty of.
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 15, 2014 15:22:19 GMT -5
A recent one I did.
...you're playing charades and the word is "clothesline" so you nail your buddy with a surprise clothesline.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Feb 15, 2014 17:32:44 GMT -5
When I hear a generic ringtone, I say "Can you feel the heat?"
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MOONDOG
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I've got a bone to pick with you !
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Post by MOONDOG on Feb 16, 2014 3:31:22 GMT -5
when you get no reaction to a joke , you ask that person why they " No-sold " it
No matter whenever you hear the " 2001 " theme , you go " WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Feb 16, 2014 4:10:23 GMT -5
When you're gonna tell somebody off, but you realize that there is no microphone in your hand.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2014 9:50:22 GMT -5
You think Chopped would be much better if the chef that gets eliminated should be chopped by Ric Flair for failing.
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Post by subject2 on Feb 16, 2014 11:41:25 GMT -5
The wrestling terminology thing I do all the time...ive got other wrestling buddies who do the same.Its like we have our own carny talk that a lot of people don't understand.
If someone is disliked they have Heat...if 2 people don't like each other...they're feuding...if someone speaks their mind they're shooting..if someone seems to be demoted at work...they're being buried.
Also does anyone else give people they see/work with everyday gimmicks lol? You see I work in a gym so there are a lot of characters that seem sometimes like gimmicks! Like one guy suddenly started dressing in hip hop clothing...even though he never had before...me and some of the other wrestling fans still call it his new gimmick to get over. One guy we worked with liked to cause trouble by spreading rumors...we called him 'Just john'
Anyone else do this?
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Post by ronnie2hotty on Feb 16, 2014 14:02:17 GMT -5
I constantly think about turning heel at work... all the time...
Whenever I hear the default Iphone alert sound, I always, whether it's in my head or out loud, say "Can I have your attention please? I have just received and email from the anonymous general manager of Raw."
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 16, 2014 16:46:12 GMT -5
You can't look at a cookie sheet the same way any more.
You think face paint rather than The Police if someone mentions 'Sting.'
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2014 17:52:18 GMT -5
I recently got promoted at work, and the first thing that popped into my head was that I was "being pushed because they put stock in me".
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Post by edgestar on Feb 16, 2014 18:27:51 GMT -5
A few things I'm guilty of: One time the screen timed out on the register at work, and before I could stop myself, I said it had tapped out.. I was in the hospital for a minor injury (I was only there a few hours), and I told the doctor I had to be home for the PPV that night. He thought it was a side effect of the pain medicine.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 16, 2014 19:02:22 GMT -5
I was walking in town today and saw a place that helps people with immigration issues, its name We The People. I bust out laughing when I saw that
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