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Post by Larryhausen on Feb 16, 2014 22:24:35 GMT -5
It takes you ten minutes to climb a ladder.
Also, when you see someone else climbing a ladder, you scream "GO FOR IT, KID!!! MAKE YERSELF FAMOUS!!!!"
You didn't ring in the new year, you yessed it in.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 16, 2014 22:52:30 GMT -5
Bristle when someone says it is a soap opera for dudes, then post in 20 page threads about who is dating who.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2014 23:14:29 GMT -5
A few things I'm guilty of: One time the screen timed out on the register at work, and before I could stop myself, I said it had tapped out.. I was in the hospital for a minor injury (I was only there a few hours), and I told the doctor I had to be home for the PPV that night. He thought it was a side effect of the pain medicine. If it had been a Total Divas Sunday the doctor would have fully understood. My contribution: You make the Rick Rude/Val Venis hip gyrations when taking your robe or towel off.
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Welfare Willis
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 16, 2014 23:50:08 GMT -5
You're taking a multiple choice test and wish Snitsky was an option.
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The Sam
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The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Feb 18, 2014 3:15:47 GMT -5
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside. Ya gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2014 9:24:45 GMT -5
Or you do the Mr. Perfect gum swat. After you do it correctly the first time, there really is no other way to get rid of your gum.
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Post by Bootista on Feb 18, 2014 9:54:04 GMT -5
Everytime I walk down the sidewalk to get the mail, I have the urge to slap some Bushes as if they're fans.
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Feb 25, 2014 14:18:27 GMT -5
You come out of the shower with a towel on our head like Tazz making his ring entrance
Did it about thirty minutes ago and thought it important to post it here
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AtomSmasher
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"Measue it twice...cut it once"
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Post by AtomSmasher on Feb 25, 2014 14:27:58 GMT -5
You think that co-workers in meetings/conference calls are 'putting themselves over'.....
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Feb 25, 2014 19:01:33 GMT -5
Catch two guy fighting and insist "brothas needa work on their transitions".
Preface a statement of intent with a dry, scoffy "let me tell ya' somethin', brother".
The grand sum of your 15th century peerage knowledge stems from that one time the WWE title was held in abeyance. On similar note, find 2/3rds of one's vocabulary attributable to Vince McMahon's tendency to rip through a thesaurus when hyping stuff.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Feb 26, 2014 20:38:26 GMT -5
When you overhear on the news, "We now go from the Olympic games to War Games" and instantly think an epic steel cage match is about to go down.
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Post by Pipe_Bomb2k13 on Feb 26, 2014 23:30:35 GMT -5
Anytime you start using catchphrases on non-wrestling fans. If anyone has started using "I'm afraid I've got some bad news" then I applaud you.
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