WWE Superstar's Valentine's Plans

[shaker]

John Cena - A nice quiet night at home cleaning the house from top to bottom while Nikki sobs quietly in a corner.

Randy Orton - In a hilarious turn of events; he's booked 3 different dates with 3 different women who portrayed his wife on TV. And they're in three different restaurants!!! Can he keep it together long enough for one of them to work out?

Batista - Staring silently into a mirror for 4 hours.

HHH - He and Stephanie do their normal date night routine - 2 hours of working out at the gym followed by laughing at people less fortunate than them.

JBL - Soap, a shower, and Maggle Cole.

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Eva Marie has been set up on a blind date with Jinder Mahal, but still can't remember his name. What's a girl to do? Find out on "With Hair Like the Reddest Rose" a new sitcom, only on the WWE Network.

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Ric Flair attends several speed dating events, just WOOOOOing madly at all the women.

Big Show dresses up (or down?) as Cupid and hangs around public parks fatally shooting people with arrows.

Drew McIntyre sits in a gym and cries all day.

Teddy Long is a peeping tom watching in on whatever the Undertaker and Michelle McCool are doing today.

Cesaro gets a series of hookers throughout the day and swings them around his hotel room.

Renee Young and Clem Layfield make out all day.

Bob Backlund yells at phone booths wherever he is.

And Chris Benoit celebrates the day by strangling himself constantly. Which is what he does every day.

Feb 14, 2014 10:08:56 GMT -5 shaker said:

Batista - Staring silently into a mirror for 4 hours.

And making lots of silly new faces for our Photoshop threads.

[pepsitwist]

Punk will be banging AJ until he decides to pick up his ball(s) and go home.

[Cvslfc123]

Big E goes to a nightclub and brings home 5 women.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Feb 14, 2014 10:56:03 GMT -5 @knapp said:

Cesaro gets a series of hookers throughout the day and swings them around his hotel room.

Without even using his arms and hands, too.

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

Ambrose = rape

[Push R Truth]

Wade Barrett spent the entire day sticking every condom in the hotel vending machine with a needle. He stalks the other wrestlers as they buy condoms and he follows them to their room were he bursts in right after he hears them reach orgasm, "I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS"

[MrBRulzOK]

Fandango and Summer Rae will drive around the country in his Grape Van abducting random people and getting very "weird" together. All while his theme plays in the background.

Curt Hawkins, Yoshi Tatsu, and JTG will all be locked in the basement of Titan Towers and eventually resort to having a very sad and unsatisfying threesome, which Vince McMahon will secretly record for his viewing pleasure.

[Topher is Human]

Feb 14, 2014 11:05:04 GMT -5 Cvslfc123 said:

Big E goes to a nightclub and brings home 5 women.

What, 3 ain't enough, man?

[The IWC WORLD Champion]

Daniel Bryan goes to the zoo and sits with an ape while they pick fleas out of each others beards.

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Dolph is hanging out with Porno Dan.

[Brickstone Kid]

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Feb 14, 2014 16:16:50 GMT -5 Brickstone Kid said:

I want this to be the theme of a PPV poster.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Roman Reigns- all about just us
Seth Rollins- Screaming Constantly at his date

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Feb 14, 2014 16:16:50 GMT -5 Brickstone Kid said:

Must be one hell of a study tape for him to pay no attention to a nearly naked Natalya...