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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2014 21:58:22 GMT -5
IT ALWAYS ENDS IN SEX! For once I want to see a pornography with a bunch of twists and avoids the usual cliche and doesn't end with sex. Even better if it doesn't have sex or nudity at all! Now that's a twist and that's art! I just want to see the woman pay for the Big Sausage Pizza and that's it.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 19, 2014 22:08:01 GMT -5
We have those. They're called movies.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2014 22:14:08 GMT -5
When the sexy cop stops the perp, I want her to write him a citation and go on with her day. You're a cop, be professional. Same for nurses, repairmen, pool boys and don't get me started on job interviews... The porn universe is filled with incompetent and reckless employees.
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Post by Cela on Feb 19, 2014 22:23:46 GMT -5
How about porn that starts with sex, but hangs around for another ten minutes for the awkward cleanup, guy trying to sneak out, obligated dinner with folks?
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Post by Throwback on Feb 19, 2014 22:32:01 GMT -5
I once saw a video where a girl flashed a pizza guy and offered him a blowjob. He was all "nope. gotta get back to work" and left the girl with a WTF look on her face.
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Post by JDviant on Feb 19, 2014 22:35:10 GMT -5
I feel its my duty to point out that there are numerous fetishes in pornography that don't involve intercourse.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 19, 2014 22:35:23 GMT -5
I once saw a video where a girl flashed a pizza guy and offered him a blowjob. He was all "nope. gotta get back to work" and left the girl with a WTF look on her face. That could be an amazing series. What does it take to seduce Walden? Which girl can bag him? What fetish can this freak NOT resist?
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 19, 2014 22:39:52 GMT -5
It'd be nice to see pornography being more self aware and poking fun at itself, with stuff like "the sexy plumber coming by for an installation if you get my drift" actually featuring one of the plumbers completely bewildered by the sex that breaks out. Or a sexy schoolgirl about to get punished by her teacher, with the latter pointing out that she's in her mid 20s and that the spanking and sex to follow probably aren't really conducive to her finally learning something and graduating.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 19, 2014 22:44:25 GMT -5
To quote Supernatural: "If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 19, 2014 22:48:13 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2014 23:21:24 GMT -5
That's why I watch fetish porn. More fun
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 19, 2014 23:37:04 GMT -5
It'd be nice to see pornography being more self aware and poking fun at itself, with stuff like "the sexy plumber coming by for an installation if you get my drift" actually featuring one of the plumbers completely bewildered by the sex that breaks out. Or a sexy schoolgirl about to get punished by her teacher, with the latter pointing out that she's in her mid 20s and that the spanking and sex to follow probably aren't really conducive to her finally learning something and graduating. Or gay porn where the two guys actually fight, draw straws, or make some kind of bet over who gets to be the top and who has to bottom.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 19, 2014 23:43:42 GMT -5
It'd be nice to see pornography being more self aware and poking fun at itself, with stuff like "the sexy plumber coming by for an installation if you get my drift" actually featuring one of the plumbers completely bewildered by the sex that breaks out. Or a sexy schoolgirl about to get punished by her teacher, with the latter pointing out that she's in her mid 20s and that the spanking and sex to follow probably aren't really conducive to her finally learning something and graduating. Or gay porn where the two guys actually fight, draw straws, or make some kind of bet over who gets to be the top and who has to bottom. Now when you say "draw straws"...
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Post by Hawk Hart on Feb 19, 2014 23:45:02 GMT -5
I think that porn should start with the sex, move into the story, then more sex, then have a resolution to the story...with more sex. There's an idea for a new art-form, interpretive sex. I call dibs on this idea.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 19, 2014 23:53:29 GMT -5
Note to porn companies, during the next money shot instead of man goo, use confetti.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Feb 19, 2014 23:55:09 GMT -5
While we're at it...
Why do all musicals have songs? Seriously. I've never seen a musical that didn't have songs.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2014 1:03:21 GMT -5
You're basically talking about pro-wrestling.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 20, 2014 1:17:17 GMT -5
You're basically talking about pro-wrestling. But they're all dudes, and we barely even get to see the hot dudes.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2014 1:18:45 GMT -5
You're basically talking about pro-wrestling. But they're all dudes, and we barely even get to see the hot dudes. Exactly. A bunch of dudes ALMOST having sex, but not quite. haha!
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Post by slappy on Feb 20, 2014 1:19:23 GMT -5
Note to porn companies, during the next money shot instead of man goo, use confetti.
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