Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 21, 2014 8:28:17 GMT -5
Batista's Music won't even stop playing. They'll crank it up during the 17 second match just so you can't hear the crowd take a collective shit all over it.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Feb 21, 2014 8:36:46 GMT -5
The only time the crowd will react if someone botches.
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shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Feb 21, 2014 9:45:35 GMT -5
I hope the crowd either craps all over it or is dead silent, for the 10-15 minutes it'll run.
I imagine lots of headlocks, rest holds, and sloppy power moves from Batista. They might even have him break the cross arm breaker or something.
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Post by Germansuplex on Feb 21, 2014 9:48:02 GMT -5
For all the crap I've been giving Del Rio, I feel for him. Having to carry that useless lug through a match must be the worst punishment ever invented.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 21, 2014 9:52:01 GMT -5
It will last for 3 hours... because Batista forgets the finish... and they just keep on wrestling...
Eventually it will be decided to just have the rest of the card Wrestle around them.
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Post by mysterydriver on Feb 21, 2014 10:44:05 GMT -5
Commentary predictions: *Batista smiles for the camera* Those good looks earned Batista a role in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy! *Batista punches Del Rio* The power of Batista is unrivaled! *Batista stops for a breath* Batista taking his time. Batista enjoys being back and we love that he is! It's great to have Batista back! *Batista Powers Out of Arm Breaker* Don't forget that Batista is undefeated in MMA competition! *Batista Kind-of-Bomb* I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE CAN BEAT BATISTA! HE'S THE PERFECT MALE! DEAL WITH IT!
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 21, 2014 10:53:45 GMT -5
I love the bookies take on this match. One offers odds of 1/100 for Batista winning , for those that don't know that means if you place a £100 bet you win just £1.
Another isn't even taking bets on Big Dave, there's just a blanks space where his name should be.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 21, 2014 10:59:08 GMT -5
I see this ending up like one of Del Rio's own Wheel matches, but with Batista as Del Rio and Del Rio as the guy on the wheel.
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barelybeastmode
Trap-Jaw
I don't have haterz, only fans and deniers...
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Post by barelybeastmode on Feb 21, 2014 11:09:41 GMT -5
I dunno, how long until Metamucil kicks in? 3 - 5 days...
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Post by Catchphrase! on Feb 21, 2014 17:53:06 GMT -5
I struggle to imagine the match featuring anything more than the utter squash of Del Rio. The booking has done very little to help the image of Del Rio, portraying him as little more than a competitor suffering from a 3MB brand of incompetence; he's practically been downgraded to a lower card wrestler who actually needs visionary aid to even spot the level on which Batista rests. So I just can't see him getting an opportunity to, "look good."
Hell, Brock/Show was booked far more evenly, and that lasted all but a handful of minutes. Unless they decide to try to "impress" the crowd, I don't think the match will last much longer than that bout.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 21, 2014 18:22:32 GMT -5
Too long is the right answer
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on Feb 21, 2014 19:51:00 GMT -5
This match has ZERO heat. If it goes over 10 minutes they are crazy.
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Post by floundertime on Feb 21, 2014 20:14:15 GMT -5
Better question is what lasts longer, this match or Batista having him way with a diva.
Either way Batista will be gassed by both
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2014 20:22:09 GMT -5
6-8 minutes, with arm stuff.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 22, 2014 13:20:23 GMT -5
I'll be pissing all the way through, so I don't care. Which is saying something, since I can't recall the last time I've been this apathetic about a Del Rio match.
Hell, I'm not even sure you can call this a match. Execution, perhaps?
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