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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 24, 2014 0:42:46 GMT -5
  And no I did not kidnap him. >__< |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 0:44:04 GMT -5
Until we have proof otherwise I'm going to assume the fight spilled to the bathroom and Ambrose took a Sister Abigail into a toilet.
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Banjo Is Broken
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Feb 24, 2014 0:47:07 GMT -5
It hasn't even been 24 hours yet. You gotta give the police some time to sort things out before he becomes legally missing.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 0:47:33 GMT -5
They'll bring it up tomorrow on Raw and Ambrose will say he was taken out.
Afterwards we'll find out that Ambrose just didn't return because he thinks he's better than Reigns and Rollins.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 0:48:32 GMT -5
Dude saw the booking sheet earlier and wanted to beat the crowd to the bathroom is my guess.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Feb 24, 2014 0:50:21 GMT -5
He's lost in Cleveland.
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 24, 2014 0:50:39 GMT -5
Raw will open up to see Ambrose in another dimension populated by by Zeke Jackson, Yoshi Tatsu, and Evan Bourne.
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Post by ZombieElvis on Feb 24, 2014 0:51:15 GMT -5
Mick Foley will find him walking around Cleveland and we will finally get the Foley/Ambrose feud we wanted.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 24, 2014 0:51:50 GMT -5
Raw will open up to see Ambrose in another dimension populated by by Zeke Jackson, Yoshi Tatsu, and Evan Bourne. "Where's JTG?" "Even we don't know." |
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Post by Perd on Feb 24, 2014 0:52:39 GMT -5
We should send out an Ambrose Alert.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Feb 24, 2014 0:52:50 GMT -5
Ambrose fell into some beer, drank it, left for more beer, and is currently roaming the streets of Minneapolis singing Sweet Caroline.
(Language Warning)
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Post by Raskovnik on Feb 24, 2014 0:55:22 GMT -5
I joked to my friend that he got killed off-screen and I guess he really did.
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Post by Lancers on Feb 24, 2014 0:59:32 GMT -5
...and Ambrose took a Sister Abigail into a toilet. Taking an A.C. Slater into a toilet is when you sit on the toilet seat backwards. I'm intrigued to know how a Sister Abigail is done. |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Feb 24, 2014 1:00:44 GMT -5
As I mentioned in the PPV thread...
I wouldn't be surprised if video footage surfaces tomorrow night of Roman Reigns taking on all three Wyatts, Dean Ambrose recovering and then looking in the ring at the 3-on-1, and then leaving through the crowd or pretending to still be hurt.
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Post by thetower52 on Feb 24, 2014 1:18:40 GMT -5
Ambrose fell into some beer, drank it, left for more beer, and is currently roaming the streets of Minneapolis singing Sweet Caroline. (Language Warning) What the f*** did I just watch Lol @ Neil diamond cutter |
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 24, 2014 1:29:12 GMT -5
...and Ambrose took a Sister Abigail into a toilet. Taking an A.C. Slater into a toilet is when you sit on the toilet seat backwards. I'm intrigued to know how a Sister Abigail is done. It's where you light a match and blow it out, while saying "We're here." |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 1:32:53 GMT -5
Taking an A.C. Slater into a toilet is when you sit on the toilet seat backwards. I'm intrigued to know how a Sister Abigail is done. It's where you light a match and blow it out, while saying "We're here." No, no, it's when you have two people stand behind you while you do it. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 1:39:57 GMT -5
I've found a lead.
Someone named "Jon Moxley" was the last person to see him alive. We should look into that.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Feb 24, 2014 1:43:47 GMT -5
Did the ninjas that kidnapped Samoa Joe have anything to do with this? Maybe CM Punk really did not take his ball and go home but was really kidnapped! WHO KEEPS KIDNAPPING THE SUPERSTARS!?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 1:44:38 GMT -5
I've found a lead. Someone named "Jon Moxley" was the last person to see him alive. We should look into that. Moxley's been missing ever since he met up with some Johnathan Good guy. At least judging by his name, he sounds like a nice guy. |
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