Should Batista Get a "Mr. Burns" Gimmick?
Feb 24, 2014 8:58:21 GMT -5
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Post by shaker on Feb 24, 2014 8:58:21 GMT -5
After last night's PPV and the "BOO-TISTA" chant, all the pieces kind of fell together for me and I realized something. Batista is basically a real-life Mr. Burns.
Both are really old. Mr. Burns is at least 100 years old, Batista's slightly older than that.
Mr. Burns, in the classic Simpsons seasons, could not remember Homer Simpson, despite interating with him many times and being his boss. Batista cannot seem to remember who Del Rio is, despite interacting with him many times and seeing him on TV for years.
Both are literally evil. Mr. Burns tried to steal candy from a baby, Batista cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer. (Okay, Batista gets the edge here).
So could a Mr. Burns gimmick potentially save Batista? I could see HHH as his Smithers; HHH turns on his laptop, we hear "Hello... Hunter... you're quite good at... turning... me on".
Both are really old. Mr. Burns is at least 100 years old, Batista's slightly older than that.
Mr. Burns, in the classic Simpsons seasons, could not remember Homer Simpson, despite interating with him many times and being his boss. Batista cannot seem to remember who Del Rio is, despite interacting with him many times and seeing him on TV for years.
Both are literally evil. Mr. Burns tried to steal candy from a baby, Batista cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer. (Okay, Batista gets the edge here).
So could a Mr. Burns gimmick potentially save Batista? I could see HHH as his Smithers; HHH turns on his laptop, we hear "Hello... Hunter... you're quite good at... turning... me on".
