Samoan-hating Ambrose joins the Real Americans

[rnrk supports BLM]

After getting kicked out of the Shield and losing the US championship to Reigns, Ambrose blames his problems on all these dirty Samoans who've infested America. Meanwhile, Zeb and Swagger betray Cesaro over jealousy/xenophobia, and Ambrose joins them as Swags' new partner, while Cesaro allies with Rollins and Reigns as the badass face incarnation of the Shield. Which also provides an excuse for him to stop wearing garters. Or maybe get special, SWAT-themed garters.

See, there's a reason they're doing two awfully similar tag team breakup angles at the same time!

[mizerable]

I'd rather Ryback join them.

Zeb can be like "Ryback, not wetback!!"

[The Tee Why]

Feb 27, 2014 0:24:58 GMT -5 mizerable said:

I'd rather Ryback join them.

Zeb can be like "Ryback, not wetback!!"

Nearly spat out my drink

[hassanchop]

Maybe they can bring back Kenzo Suzuki and Hiroko and make them members of the Real Americans, since Kenzo "loves" America, and for whatever reason Kenzo has "conservative" ideas that Zeb agrees with. Kenzo can be an "honorary Aryan Real American" while Hiroko drops the kimono and becomes a Michelle Malkin type character with a business suit and conservative ideas giving everyone news about the problems of America's economy and that immigrants are the cause.

[Turd Ferguson]

Put Shelton in so it's more like a America is for Americans than WWE's Aryan nation. Unless Zeb becomes Shillinger and buttrapes Swagger.

[shaker]

I could easily see Ambrose as a beer swilling hillbilly in a wifebeater and stained jeans, so this could work.

[Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal]

Ambrose is and always should be a lone wolf.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

"These Samoans are using their impenetrable skulls as battering rams to break through and sneak across our borders..." *does finger walk thing*

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

He seems smart enough to not piss off a race of people that has Haku among them

[The IWC WORLD Champion]

Considering being part Samoan guarantees someone a foot in the door of WWE I don't think Vince would allow a racist angle like that.

[Gerard Gerard]

Feb 27, 2014 12:30:38 GMT -5 shaker said:

I could easily see Ambrose as a beer swilling hillbilly in a wifebeater and stained jeans, so this could work.

In fairness, might as well join The Wyatts if that's the direction one wants to go in.

[thegame415]

No. When The Shield splits, he needs to be on his own.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

If and when the Shield break up have Ambrose go solo then after a while bring up Solomon Crowe boom New Switchblade Conspiracy

[DSR]

Feb 27, 2014 1:51:08 GMT -5 hassanchop said:

Maybe they can bring back Kenzo Suzuki and Hiroko and make them members of the Real Americans, since Kenzo "loves" America, and for whatever reason Kenzo has "conservative" ideas that Zeb agrees with. Kenzo can be an "honorary Aryan Real American" while Hiroko drops the kimono and becomes a Michelle Malkin type character with a business suit and conservative ideas giving everyone news about the problems of America's economy and that immigrants are the cause.

I got to the underlined portion and then completely lost my train of thought. What are we talking about?