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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Feb 28, 2014 13:44:11 GMT -5
You guys are all a bunch of marks.
WWE is working you so hard with the storyline that they are clearly haphazardly stumbling through, but not really because WWE Creative are all geniuses and you're all stupid marks.
Not me, though.
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Post by Chiral on Feb 28, 2014 13:44:39 GMT -5
You know, nobody has workrate anymore, back in my day there were workhorses like Diesel and Chris Benoit, new guys aint got shit on them. I quit watching years ago!! I'm only at this houseshow because my shitty nephew got me tickets, he's in the shitter. When he gets back I wanna get another beer, these jobbers are putting me to sleep! BRING BACK WCW! That was my jam. Gimme more of ACTUAL main eventers. Goldberg would wreck everybody here. GOOOLDDBERRG GOOOLDBERRGG Nailed it perfectly with regards to the naming wrestler's real names. Beyond irritating. Off topic: I went to a house show where a dude seriously spent 2 straight hours yelling "BRIAN DANIELSON!! YOUR NAME IS BRIAN DANIELSON. MIKE MIZANNINNNNNNN" etc. until a dude threated to beat his ass. We cheered when the dude got kicked out.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Feb 28, 2014 13:46:39 GMT -5
I've been crying for days and days... I just know Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson) isn't going to be champion at WrestleMania. Wrestling is ruined.
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Post by The Lex Espresso on Feb 28, 2014 13:51:12 GMT -5
CM PUNK AND DANIEL BRYAN BOTH SUCK BECAUSE THEY STOLE THEIR F***ING FINISHERS FROM KENTA.
ALSO I AM NOW GOING TO ONLY RESPOND IN BRIGHT YELLOW CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND NEED TO SHOW MY SUPERIORITY TO THE REST OF YOU MARKS THROUGH MY MASTERY OF TEXT FORMATTING.
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shaker
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The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Feb 28, 2014 13:52:14 GMT -5
There are literally tears running down my cheeks right now at how terrible WWE booking is. I could without a doubt run that company a THOUSAND times better. The first thing you need to do is completely scrap the entire "WWE model" of doing things and follow my 217 step plan.
*Lives with parents, unable to hold down a steady job, find a significant other, or manage his own finances*
Oh and by the way, I don't really appreciate CM Punk (PHIL) calling people fat that one time! He barely looks like he works out, and I'm starting to think the only reason he left WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) is because his fat ass couldn't keep up! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to heat up a box of pizza rolls for a snack.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Feb 28, 2014 13:58:26 GMT -5
Oh and guess what? Batista (Dave Bautista) is a draw you bunch of damn smark a-holes! I spent last night creating a series of graphs and spreadsheets outlining how, but basically it boils down to this:
Batista won his world title at Wrestlemania 21. Since then he basically headlined every PPV because of how good he was. So he's a huge PPV ratings pusher for sure, and I'd argue that 50% of all WWE box office from that point until his departure can be placed at his feet.
Meanwhile those flippy indy midgets like Punk (phil), Bryan (bryan), and Ryback (skip) couldn't draw flies to Batista's poop. Batista DESERVES this title match, between his proved success as a draw and his box office success in DC Comics's "Guarding The Galaxy" as "Destoroyah", he's basically guaranteed to bring in a HUGE amount of money.
Daniel Bryan (bryan daniels) should be down on his knees thanking Big Dave every single day for coming back and A) making him relevant B)making sure there's money to pay him.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Feb 28, 2014 14:04:50 GMT -5
Kevin Nash. Quad. lOl
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Post by DSR on Feb 28, 2014 14:16:18 GMT -5
WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD!
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Feb 28, 2014 14:22:18 GMT -5
HU-SKY HA-RRIS
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Feb 28, 2014 14:22:54 GMT -5
Who was the best tag team wrestler? Hulk Hogan. He drew the most of all times and was in a few tag teams all other arguments are invalid, I reject OP's reality and substitute my own. Hulk Hogan is the answer to everything that isn't Rock or Austin and if you disagree you are a smark and everything wrong with wrestling.
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Post by The Truth on Feb 28, 2014 14:23:32 GMT -5
"I'm done with WWE!"
"Daniel Bryan is the most over guy since The Rock!"
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 28, 2014 14:24:16 GMT -5
We remember REAL wrestling unlike you PG KIDS.
Said every dickhead on Facebook ever.
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 28, 2014 14:28:17 GMT -5
Chris Benoit was FRAM3D!!1!
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Post by StuntGranny® on Feb 28, 2014 14:30:53 GMT -5
"I love CHIKARA and VEGAN food!"
I think I did that right?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 14:37:16 GMT -5
"Everything WWE does is great and if you disagree you're acting like a brat."
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Feb 28, 2014 14:39:45 GMT -5
FYI my cousin is Jeff Hardy so I have the inside scoop on a LOT of stuff, so let me set things straight:
CM Punk is a JERK in real life. Jeff asked him to come chill with us one night and Punk said "WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY" and then Jeff said "Well what did the 5 fingers say to the face?" and punched Punk.
We're actually on the third Undertaker at this point. The first one became Kane, the 2nd one was Matt Striker after a back injury made him a lot shorter.
A lot of main event guys like to smoke weed constantly. Cena has a bong he nicknamed "The Attitude Adjuster" because if you got a bad attitude a lil chronic will fix that!!!! One time Cena, Orton, Edge, Mick Foley, Jinder Mahal, Tyson Kidd, and RVD all got super high and ate ALL the food in a 7-11. And the owner got mad but then Jinder Mahal goes "THANK YOU COME AGAIN!" and they all laughed about it (Cena paid the guy later).
Plus wrestling is realer than you think. A lot of matches go off script and becvome "shoots" if one guy forgets his stuff or is mad for some reason. Like John Cena vs the Rock was a shoot; Rock and Cena legit hated each other and still do to this day.
Also Jeff is starting his own wrestling fed called JHWF (Jeff Hardy Wrestling Federation) and he wants me to be in it as their champion. I might do it if I can get time off from the Dairy Queen.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 14:44:02 GMT -5
Oh look, another piss break!
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 28, 2014 14:45:59 GMT -5
CM PUNK AND DANIEL BRYAN BOTH SUCK BECAUSE THEY STOLE THEIR F***ING FINISHERS FROM KENTA.
ALSO I AM NOW GOING TO ONLY RESPOND IN BRIGHT YELLOW CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND NEED TO SHOW MY SUPERIORITY TO THE REST OF YOU MARKS THROUGH MY MASTERY OF TEXT FORMATTING.
Needs more italics.
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Post by The Lex Espresso on Feb 28, 2014 14:51:18 GMT -5
We remember REAL wrestling unlike you PG KIDS. Said every dickhead on Facebook ever. I WILL ILLUSTRATE THIS POINT BY LISTING SEVERAL ATTITUDE-ERA WRESTLERS BUT COMPLETELY DRAW A BLANK AT MENTION OF ANY/ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:
1) THE RADICALZ 2) KAIENTAI 3) ULTIMO DRAGON 4) JIM "THE ANVIL" NEIDHART 5) BAM BAM BIGELOW 6) GANGREL
ALSO THE BEVERLY BROTHERS ARE THE BEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME, ANY OTHER SUGGESTION IS F***ING MARK BULLS**T AND YOU CAN ALL F**K OFF YOU F***ING MARKS
IF YA SMEEEEELL....... WHAT THE LEX EXPRESSO (Alex Dickson) IS COOKIN'
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} God, this is kind of addictive...
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 28, 2014 14:51:51 GMT -5
THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME....JBL JBL JBL JBL JBL.....RANDY SAVAGE RANDY SAVAGE RANDY SAVAGE....BOOTISTA BOOTISTA
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