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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 21:06:58 GMT -5
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 28, 2014 21:08:07 GMT -5
Jason Albert? Marv's brother?
Why not Bernard Albert or something?
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Post by JTG Fan on Feb 28, 2014 21:09:22 GMT -5
lol the f***? Why does an announcer need a completely kayfabed name?
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Feb 28, 2014 21:11:07 GMT -5
lol the f***? Why does an announcer need a completely kayfabed name?  |
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Post by A damn road sign on Feb 28, 2014 21:12:03 GMT -5
All aboard the Jay-Train.
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Post by Chip on Feb 28, 2014 21:16:51 GMT -5
lol the f***? Why does an announcer need a completely kayfabed name? Well, f***, I always thought that that was his real name and I never cared about Cole enough to Google him to discover otherwise. |
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Feb 28, 2014 21:17:45 GMT -5
What's wrong with him being Matt Bloom? I mean, or Matt Albert for that matter.
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Post by JTG Fan on Feb 28, 2014 21:19:04 GMT -5
lol the f***? Why does an announcer need a completely kayfabed name? Yeah but his kayfabe name is kind of just an anagram of his real name. Matt Bloom to Jason Alberts, even with the 'Albert' reference, is just weird. |
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Post by angryfan on Feb 28, 2014 21:19:31 GMT -5
Amazing. Hey you had a bunch of gimmick names, everybody knows you were Albert, the dick-piercing nicknamed dude who hung out with Droz and later became the Hip Hop Hippo with Too Cool but also tagged with Test, so...um, how about we give you another gimmick name just because you're an announcer now.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Feb 28, 2014 21:22:30 GMT -5
Amazing. Hey you had a bunch of gimmick names, everybody knows you were Albert, the dick-piercing nicknamed dude who hung out with Droz and later became the Hip Hop Hippo with Too Cool but also tagged with Test, so...um, how about we give you another gimmick name just because you're an announcer now. DON'T FORGET X-FACTOR NEVER FORGET X-FACTOR |
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Post by thegame415 on Feb 28, 2014 21:49:36 GMT -5
So, his continuity is getting up there with Kane...
He started as the tattoo and piercing artist for a guy who pukes on his opponents. After that guy was paralyzed, he teamed with a former corrections officer, helping him against his feud with a 500 pound giant. After that relationship ended, he formed an alliance with a guy who was engaged to the bosses daughter and a former fitness model. They teamed for several months, until a sudden split. He then formed an alliance as the muscle for a guy who points to his crotch and a bald guy. He remained with them until the end of the year, when he teamed with a middle aged white guy who dances to hip hop music. Now known as the hip hop hippo, they teamed for a few months until he decided he needed to be serious. This involved him wrestling with his hairy back exposed. After attacking a masked mans knee, he renamed himself a-train. After not doing much for a year, occasionally working as a for hire hit and usually losing, he disappeared from the WWE universe to return years later as Lord Temsai. He eventually dropped The Lord, and for some reason, started showing his manager as he entered the ring. He started teaming with a another dancing guy until a bitter breakup. He's now an announcer...
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Feb 28, 2014 21:53:15 GMT -5
What the hell? Why "Jason" appended to the plural of his old one-word gimmick name?
I look forward to the future announcing careers of Burt Christians, Andrew Kanes, Scott Sheamuses and Mitch Camachoes.
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Post by angryfan on Feb 28, 2014 22:01:41 GMT -5
Amazing. Hey you had a bunch of gimmick names, everybody knows you were Albert, the dick-piercing nicknamed dude who hung out with Droz and later became the Hip Hop Hippo with Too Cool but also tagged with Test, so...um, how about we give you another gimmick name just because you're an announcer now. DON'T FORGET X-FACTOR NEVER FORGET X-FACTOR I know you hate X-Factor... God damn it! |
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Post by bocahontas on Feb 28, 2014 22:14:46 GMT -5
I get that they want to own his name in case he switches to TNA etc. but still. Why Jason? I mean Tensai seems to work fine, as does Albert. Why not call him Albert Bloom at the very least?
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Post by mysterydriver on Feb 28, 2014 22:15:24 GMT -5
Doc Hendrix approves.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 28, 2014 22:18:49 GMT -5
Albert Tensai would have been perfect...
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Post by Andrew is Good on Feb 28, 2014 22:21:42 GMT -5
lol the f***? Why does an announcer need a completely kayfabed name? Their name may've been too French. |
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Post by mrjl on Feb 28, 2014 22:29:12 GMT -5
Amazing. Hey you had a bunch of gimmick names, everybody knows you were Albert, the dick-piercing nicknamed dude who hung out with Droz and later became the Hip Hop Hippo with Too Cool but also tagged with Test, so...um, how about we give you another gimmick name just because you're an announcer now. that's probably why his last name is Alberts in the gimmick, tying his old gimmick name to his new gimmick name |
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Feb 28, 2014 22:36:26 GMT -5
I cant wait for Tensai chants.
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 28, 2014 22:43:33 GMT -5
He doesn't look like a Jason.
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