Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 10, 2014 21:28:49 GMT -5
Since a Memphis street fight apparently consist of smacking your opponent with musical instruments, what kind of weaponry would a street fight match in other city's consist of? I'll start us off by suggesting an Ontario street fight-the weapons consist of hockey sticks, snow balls, and bottles of maple syrup. Keep em coming.
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Post by Kay Faban on Mar 10, 2014 21:31:02 GMT -5
New Orleans street fight. Choke them with beads and smash hurricane glasses on their heads.
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Post by froggyfrog on Mar 10, 2014 21:54:16 GMT -5
A Dover Street Fight. Screen Doors ARE LEGAL!!!!!!!!!
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 10, 2014 21:57:02 GMT -5
Reno street right-pelt them with poker chips and smack them with hooker heels
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Y2M
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Post by Y2M on Mar 10, 2014 21:57:16 GMT -5
Toronto street fight: Crack pipes, hockey sticks, Canada flags.
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Post by hossfan on Mar 10, 2014 21:59:01 GMT -5
New Orleans street fight. Choke them with beads and smash hurricane glasses on their heads. Bourbon Street Street Fight. First Diva to show her t*** wins. |
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Post by onetruemisfit on Mar 10, 2014 22:02:54 GMT -5
Chinatown street fight. Chopsticks.. Just chopsticks
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Mar 10, 2014 22:09:34 GMT -5
Greenbay street fight with cheeseheads,footballs,and the Clay Matthews fat head
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 10, 2014 22:15:06 GMT -5
Rio street fight-hit them with bus tokens and breast implants
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Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Mar 10, 2014 22:19:39 GMT -5
Brisbane Street Fight. Giant spiders.
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Post by SenorCrest on Mar 10, 2014 22:21:56 GMT -5
Houston street fight you hit your opponent with space helmets, Neil degrass Tysons, and a tiny oil well
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percymania
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Post by percymania on Mar 10, 2014 22:22:40 GMT -5
Los Angeles Street Fight - pay homeless people to fight for you.
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Mar 10, 2014 22:24:14 GMT -5
Chinatown street fight. Chopsticks.. Just chopsticks And flute music plays through the whole match. |
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Toxik916
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Post by Toxik916 on Mar 10, 2014 22:29:04 GMT -5
Reno street right-pelt them with poker chips and smack them with hooker heels Needs more meth |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 10, 2014 22:30:47 GMT -5
At some point during a St. Louis Street Fight match, you're getting gooey butter cake smashed in your face. Meaning Sandow will probably be a participant.
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Post by DSR on Mar 10, 2014 22:35:16 GMT -5
Brisbane Street Fight. Giant spiders. At least Jon Peters will love it. |
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Mar 10, 2014 22:42:52 GMT -5
Silicone Valley street fight..... plumbers, pizza delivery guys, pool boys, and housewives who can never find their checkbooks
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2014 22:43:24 GMT -5
Detroit Street Fight. Switchblades, syringes, crack pipes, lighters, bent rusty spoons, and 9mm handguns.
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Post by thegame415 on Mar 10, 2014 22:59:11 GMT -5
Parts Unkown street fight. The weapons are UNKOWN.
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Mar 10, 2014 23:11:07 GMT -5
Syracuse Street Fight, first to make HBK vacate the IC title wins
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