Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 12, 2014 12:11:36 GMT -5
So obviously, part of being Douchetista is dressing the part, and so far Dave is doing a bang up job. But surely there is other, even douchier outfits he has yet to pull out of the closet, so lets give him some tips. Personally, I say we are already long overdue for Dave to wear a dead animal. Lets see a full, alligator skin suit!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 12:14:37 GMT -5
Google "hipster clothing" and just..........just pick from ANY of that. Seriously, if he showed up like this...  ...he'd never recover. |
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Mar 12, 2014 12:30:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 12:32:09 GMT -5
Probably that gawdy WWE Title....
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 12, 2014 12:34:20 GMT -5
He can ask Lawler to pick out shirts for him.
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Chip
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Chip on Mar 12, 2014 12:34:58 GMT -5
A spirit hood. The hood itself isn't really douchey but Dave would make it so.
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shaker
Team Rocket
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Post by shaker on Mar 12, 2014 12:35:06 GMT -5
Those shoes that have toes.
A fedora.
A shirt that he wears "ironically" - possibly having a children's cartoon character on it.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Mar 12, 2014 12:42:25 GMT -5
Bowling shirt and mailman shorts.
Works for Charlie Sheen.
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Bam Neeley on Mar 12, 2014 12:43:20 GMT -5
A trilby.
Sunglasses in reverse.
Jacket with a fur trim
Actually a full fur jacket
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 12, 2014 12:47:44 GMT -5
he needs to drink a giant cup of starbucks as he rides a pimped out segway to the ring. I'm talking the sort of segway with giant mud tires and spinning rims.
his skinny jeans need lots of unnecessary patches and zippers
he always needs a bluetooth piece in his ear AT ALL TIMES. He needs to claim that he's in constant contact with his hotshot hollywood agent because of the copious amounts of jobs he is being offered on an hourly basis.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 12:57:57 GMT -5
Socks with sandals. Book it.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Mar 12, 2014 13:07:38 GMT -5
Probably that gawdy WWE Title.... Batista becomes the biggest heel by bringing back the Spinner belt. |
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Post by The Trashman on Mar 12, 2014 13:09:32 GMT -5
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 12, 2014 13:12:43 GMT -5
Anything Ed Hardy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 13:27:47 GMT -5
He should wear a leather kilt and then claim that everyone is jealous because they're not manly enough to pull it off.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 12, 2014 13:42:15 GMT -5
See thru mesh t-shirts or midriff cut to show off his abs.
From a douche-couture standpoint, there's not much more that $10. can buy.
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Post by KobashiChop on Mar 12, 2014 14:02:14 GMT -5
Ed Hardy rhinestone trunks.
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Mar 12, 2014 14:04:22 GMT -5
Ed Hardy rhinestone trunks. That still have the Gracie Brothers ad on them. |
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 12, 2014 14:36:53 GMT -5
The Scumbag Steve hat.
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deancubed
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Post by deancubed on Mar 12, 2014 15:07:28 GMT -5
A headband that reminds us of Jersey Shore, with some kind of reality-tv-reject catchphrase on it. Like.... "Woah! Woah! Woah!"
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