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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 12, 2014 14:59:03 GMT -5
Learn a foreign language, instrument and some other skill that seems superfluous. Not tell anyone I'm learning these and one day when I'm pretty good at all of it claim I've been living the same day for years over and over again. And like Groundhog day come in the next day as a better person claiming I broke the spell
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shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Mar 12, 2014 15:17:15 GMT -5
I have one I'm pretty proud of.
For 4 years I changed my roommates clock to be random times, ate her food and replaced it with other food, would randomly do her laundry or put her clean clothes in the hamper. One time I had friends come over and act like they couldn't see her.
It escalated to the point where she couldn't tell what was real and what she imagined. I convinced her that a nuclear war had happened and it wasn't safe to leave the apartment. She believed me.
That night I did the final step; had friends dress as aliens and "invade" the apartment. She was so paranoid and scared that nobody could blame her for pulling the trigger on that gun she had hidden for years. No jury would ever convict her for that, which was good. She killed my buddy Richie, who had owed me 20 bucks and refused to pay.
Best prank ever, Richie totally never saw it coming!!!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 12, 2014 20:22:45 GMT -5
If you have two children teach one of them to talk wrong.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 12, 2014 20:41:39 GMT -5
I broke in Larry's house Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag. Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the foresT and stuffed him in a big plastic bag. If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say but I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today, he would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag.
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Post by Throwback on Mar 12, 2014 21:17:16 GMT -5
I have one I'm pretty proud of. That night I did the final step; had friends dress as aliens and "invade" the apartment. She was so paranoid and scared that nobody could blame her for pulling the trigger on that gun she had hidden for years. No jury would ever convict her for that, which was good. She killed my buddy Richie, who had owed me 20 bucks and refused to pay. |
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Mar 12, 2014 22:25:19 GMT -5
My best friend and I not only convinced one of our friends that the Slenderman was real but that he was stalking and tormenting all of us.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Mar 13, 2014 3:55:35 GMT -5
If you have two children teach one of them to talk wrong. For some reason I found this one particularly dark, and I'm not sure why |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Mar 13, 2014 8:52:16 GMT -5
If you have two children teach one of them to talk wrong. There's a very cool short story I read with this concept. The father teachers his daughter that words mean the opposite like yes meaning no, fire meaning water etc. It ends with a fire at the house and the firefighter asking the rescued daughter if anyone is still in and she replied "no". It's a pretty cool story but I can't remember the name of it at all. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 13, 2014 12:00:33 GMT -5
If you have two children teach one of them to talk wrong. For some reason I found this one particularly dark, and I'm not sure why It's an old Steve Martin bit  |
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