Things you would have done already if you were Triple Troll

[welshjobber]

Nash v Hogan for the right to Guest Host Wrestlemania

Kane vs MC Punk in a Buried Alive match

Batista v Bryan in a sketch-off (neither can draw a dime)

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Actually attack someone with a shovel.

[Push R Truth]

Not only am I a better wrestler, not only am I more famous, not only is my net worth more than dozens of countries.. but my wife is hot too! *motorboats Steph, then smiles to the camera and gives a double thumbs up*

[dreamer75]

At the end of RAW last night, live sex celebration with Steph on Bryan's carcass

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

I would replace the hammer with a shovel. that's pretty much the only thing he hasn't done yet.

[Urfarkendarf]

Mar 18, 2014 8:47:43 GMT -5 dreamer75 said:

At the end of RAW last night, live sex celebration with Steph on Bryan's carcass

I have a hunch that Steph is a fan of strap ons. Administering that is.

[shaker]

Definitely the shovel.

And do a ton of backstage segments with insider jokes, where I proceed to wink at the camera.

"Hey Steph, this ice cream's pretty good... but can you get me some BERRIES for it?"

"I heard on the news that a screwdriver wielding psycho just invested in another wrestling company... well he's definitely not an MVP in my book."

*on the phone* "Yeah just meet me backstage. Yeah. Yeah I'm BY a lot of things, but the pop machine ain't one of em."

"I'm gonna win at Wrestlemania to feed my huge ego."

[dreamer75]

Mar 18, 2014 9:07:35 GMT -5 shaker said:

Definitely the shovel.

And do a ton of backstage segments with insider jokes, where I proceed to wink at the camera.

"Hey Steph, this ice cream's pretty good... but can you get me some BERRIES for it?"

Or biting the head off a CM Punk ice cream bar

[ritt works hard fo da chickens]

I would have phased myself out of the active roster and worked hard on talent scouting, training and building up so that I can keep being a millionaire.

LoL oh who am I kidding I'd invite all my old friends over and let them watch me crap on piles of money then stick the poo covered hundreds to myself and let anyone help themselves if they are willing to suck them off my. ENTERTAINMENT.

[hunterbusax]

I would make myself be a bigger deal than i really am or ever was oh wait...

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Give Alex Riley a push.

*gets pelted with tomatoes*

[shaker]

Have an episode of Raw be a musical all about me.

Because I'm happy...
Come along if you feel like an NWA cage match without a roof
Because I'm happy...
Clap along if you feel like burying superstars is the truth
Because I'm happy...
Clap along if you know what burying is to you
Because I'm happy...
Clap along if you feel like that's what you want to do

[Chip]

Got all the midcarders to line up for a Pedigree-fest.

[Deleted]

Totally loving the shovel idea.

[Johnny D]

Mar 18, 2014 14:01:17 GMT -5 Chip said:

Got all the midcarders to line up for a Pedigree-fest.

Then tell the IWC to 'suck it' afterwards.

[anticonscience]

Mar 18, 2014 8:41:53 GMT -5 welshjobber said:

Kane vs MC Punk in a Buried Alive match

So you'd saddle him with DJ Zema's gimmick from TNA? You monster!!!!!!!!!

Or will the MC be getting his doctorate in the field of thuganomics?