Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Mar 19, 2014 19:03:06 GMT -5
Expect Brock and Paul to give him a Brooklyn birthday party with a birthday cake that has 21-1 written on it. Also, Big Show once again tries to give him a puppy as a gift. Also, nominating the Raw thread gets called Taker's Brooklyn Birthday.  |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 19, 2014 19:05:40 GMT -5
Maybe they can get him some L'Oreal eyeliner. He's worth it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2014 19:07:09 GMT -5
Korporate Kane komes out with a birthday kake with a bunch of kandles. (Sorry got carried away there...) He uses his magical powers to bring the flames to life and assault his brother. .....and it's now Kane/NAO/Brock vs. Shield/Taker at WM30.  |
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Mar 19, 2014 19:32:30 GMT -5
It's Swagger's birthday too. And Epico. And Christopher Daniels. And Barry Horowitz.
And mine!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 19, 2014 20:34:57 GMT -5
It's Swagger's birthday too. And Epico. And Christopher Daniels. And Barry Horowitz. And mine! I see Swagger getting the "birthday" segment over Taker. Something that involves the Real Americans coming out for a celebration and some faces crashing the party. |
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Post by Cesaro Smirk on Mar 19, 2014 21:18:52 GMT -5
I just imagined CM Punk making his comeback to creepily sing "Happy Birthday" to him.
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Mar 19, 2014 21:34:56 GMT -5
Paul Heyman wheels out a giant cake at the beginning of the show, only for the final segment to have Undertaker come out for a slice and Brock Lesnar pops out and destroys him.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Mar 19, 2014 22:47:13 GMT -5
 "For your gift I got you a small vanilla ice cream cake and had you and Michelle invested in the company's 401 K plan. You're welcome." |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 20, 2014 9:47:35 GMT -5
Will Brian Kendrick deliver another singing telegram? |
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Mar 20, 2014 9:56:15 GMT -5
Maybe Hogan will give him a signed copy of Suburban Commando.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 20, 2014 10:13:33 GMT -5
3MB should debut their rockin' new single for him
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Post by madness50 on Mar 20, 2014 12:49:26 GMT -5
They should do it in the matter of the Rock's birthday bash a couple of years ago. That would be some high comedy with Taker lol.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Mar 20, 2014 12:54:14 GMT -5
I think Mick Foley should come back to do a horrendous(amazing?) This is Your Life Segment for his birthday.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 20, 2014 13:10:08 GMT -5
Kane pops out of a birthday cake (Birthday Kake?) and sings a very sultry version of happy birthday.
"Happy Birthday..... Mr. Undertaker... happy birthday.....to....you!"
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Post by KobashiChop on Mar 20, 2014 13:27:10 GMT -5
I hope they do a segment where he gets a cake with candles and he smiles from ear to ear while everyone sings Happy Birthday. And then its never mentioned again.
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Mar 20, 2014 14:28:44 GMT -5
The whole episode should be him in character just eating a whole cake in a quiet and civilized manner, and then pouring himself some milk and drinking it.
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Squirrel Master
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"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 20, 2014 16:56:27 GMT -5
Undertaker turns 50 on Monday night. UWF circa 1986 turns 50 in June. Yep, we were born in the '60s.
Cheers to Mark Calloway on his milestone birthday. I hope the boys go out drinking in Brooklyn after the show. I'll be looking for them!
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Mar 20, 2014 17:01:36 GMT -5
Undertaker turns 50 on Monday night. UWF circa 1986 turns 50 in June. Yep, we were born in the '60s. Cheers to Mark Calloway on his milestone birthday. I hope the boys go out drinking in Brooklyn after the show. I'll be looking for them! He's turning 49..... |
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Mar 20, 2014 18:15:03 GMT -5
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Squirrel Master
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"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 20, 2014 21:05:36 GMT -5
Undertaker turns 50 on Monday night. UWF circa 1986 turns 50 in June. Yep, we were born in the '60s. Cheers to Mark Calloway on his milestone birthday. I hope the boys go out drinking in Brooklyn after the show. I'll be looking for them! He's turning 49..... You are correct, sir. I just read his Wiki and damn, is this guy accomplished. |
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