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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2014 10:28:37 GMT -5
Nikki: "Why won't you marry me?!?"
Cena: "Because when the chips are down, jack, I NEVER GIVE UP!" ::Makes UcantCme gesture::
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 20, 2014 10:35:07 GMT -5
RISE ABOVE COMMITMENT
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Mar 20, 2014 10:37:23 GMT -5
He won't get married again its the one time in his life where he actually gave up on staying faithful to his wife.its a painful memory for him
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Rican on Mar 20, 2014 10:37:53 GMT -5
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 20, 2014 10:38:36 GMT -5
I hope he proposes to Brie. SWERVE!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2014 10:48:58 GMT -5
That whole relationship is a work.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 20, 2014 10:49:12 GMT -5
John Cena's entire life is wrestling - he knows this is too good an opportunity to turn heel.
"Nikki, will you..."
*Nikki's eyes open wide, huge smile on her face*
"Will you please SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm so sick and tired of having food in the house, and laundry in the wrong hamper, and drops of WATER on the GODDAMN countertops!!! This ends now!"
*Cena AA's Nikki off a pier into the ocean*
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Post by audiencewatching on Mar 20, 2014 10:54:10 GMT -5
Why are women so bothered about marriage? Its a fake commitment that can be broken without much effort.
The only reason she's bothered is because she knows John is worth a good 50 mill.
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Post by g1megatronfan on Mar 20, 2014 11:05:00 GMT -5
That "relationship" seems so warm and genuine. It kinda makes you as a viewer feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Nikki Bella has found her soul mate and dream man in John Cena...and he shows about emotion towards her as the Terminator would. That is a match made in heaven  Just when I thought John Cena couldn't be any more boring...he outdoes himself on that show. He's the only guy who can play off that level of being boring even with good looking chicks hanging on him. They could replace Cena with a cardboard standup of him on that show and it would have more personality. That relationship is such a phony scripted thing for that show...it's just bad all around. The only guy who looked and acted less interested in any of the girls on there was Tyson Kidd when Natalya pranced around in her bra and panties and he Al Bundy'd her...lol. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 20, 2014 11:08:51 GMT -5
So...
Wait a second...
We, being the IWC... we discuss every wrestling storyline, which is clearly fake but presented as reality, in depth as the fiction that it is... but we discuss Total Divas, which is also clearly fake but presented as reality like it's really happening?
...Why?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 20, 2014 11:11:21 GMT -5
He does, but he doesn't get down on one knee because that would be selling.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 20, 2014 11:16:32 GMT -5
That "relationship" seems so warm and genuine. It kinda makes you as a viewer feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Nikki Bella has found her soul mate and dream man in John Cena...and he shows about emotion towards her as the Terminator would. That is a match made in heaven Just when I thought John Cena couldn't be any more boring...he outdoes himself on that show. He's the only guy who can play off that level of being boring even with good looking chicks hanging on him. They could replace Cena with a cardboard standup of him on that show and it would have more personality. That relationship is such a phony scripted thing for that show...it's just bad all around. The only guy who looked and acted less interested in any of the girls on there was Tyson Kidd when Natalya pranced around in her bra and panties and he Al Bundy'd her...lol. I think they're a real relationship, but it just so happens that Cena and Nikki love each other different amounts and for different reasons. Nikki; fawns over Cena constantly, is horny 24/7, refuses to believe their relationship (and by extension, themselves) could have any human flaws and gets super angry if anyone has to make any concessions or put in any work. Basically a teenage girl with her first real boyfriend. Cena; well, I've been down this road before. May as well see how this goes but damn if I'm gonna lose half my stuff again. |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Mar 20, 2014 11:16:52 GMT -5
So... Wait a second... We, being the IWC... we discuss every wrestling storyline, which is clearly fake but presented as reality, in depth as the fiction that it is... but we discuss Total Divas, which is also clearly fake but presented as reality like it's really happening? ...Why? Because we don't know the true identities of El Generico and Curry Man. |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 20, 2014 11:34:25 GMT -5
*Look to the crowd*
"Nicola.... WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 20, 2014 11:35:39 GMT -5
I want them to do the classic romantic movie thing in the boardwalk with the sunset-and he tells her he met someone else. Just do I can laugh like the sadist I am .
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Mar 20, 2014 11:41:54 GMT -5
Cena: Nikki... you are the best thing I've ever have happen to me and *gets down on knees* and I got one thing I want you to do for me...
Nikki..... WILL YOU FEED ME WORK OUT CLOTHES!?
That or he pops the question on RAW and a giant NO! chant happens. I would bust out laughing if that became real.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2014 11:54:14 GMT -5
Cena; well, I've been down this road before. May as well see how this goes but damn if I'm gonna lose half my stuff again. Did he get screwed over in his divorce? All I recall hearing about his divorce was how sudden it all was (given she was his high school/college sweetheart) and how the WWE rushed to his aid & basically intimidated her into not going public with anything... |
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Post by Chip on Mar 20, 2014 12:07:58 GMT -5
So... Wait a second... We, being the IWC... we discuss every wrestling storyline, which is clearly fake but presented as reality, in depth as the fiction that it is... but we discuss Total Divas, which is also clearly fake but presented as reality like it's really happening? ...Why? Kayfabe is fun? |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Mar 20, 2014 12:17:22 GMT -5
 Will you marry me, Nik-  Yes John! Yes!  -olai Volkoff?  Da! Da! Da! |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Mar 20, 2014 12:34:07 GMT -5
Why are women so bothered about marriage? Its a fake commitment that can be broken without much effort. The only reason she's bothered is because she knows John is worth a good 50 mill. Bitter much? |
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