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Post by Mayonnaise on Mar 21, 2014 18:35:07 GMT -5
Yeah, haven't seen this mentioned but they set up the former Mike Knox's return to the company last night by running a video package where he was called home by a former girlfriend because his father, who is a carnival owner is falling on hard times or something. They haven't talked in two years because Knux wants to be a wrestler and his dad is against it (must only hate TNA given the time frame). What an odd setup. I love Knux but this is some weird stuff right now.
Come to think of it, does every face in TNA have daddy issues?
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Mar 21, 2014 18:38:57 GMT -5
Knuxzarny
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2014 18:40:08 GMT -5
It seemed more like the opening to a straight-to-DVD Walking Tall ripoff film to me.
Knux Justice.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 21, 2014 21:10:42 GMT -5
That would explain his beard and why he smells like cabbage. His mom was the Bearded Lady and dad was the Human Cannonball.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 21, 2014 21:13:33 GMT -5
It seemed more like the opening to a straight-to-DVD Walking Tall ripoff film to me. Knux Justice. Maybe this is the pilot for his SPIKE reality tv show. Knux is going to help run the family carnival and rekindle his romance with the woman who he left behind. |
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Post by Emmet Russell on Mar 21, 2014 21:18:46 GMT -5
It's about time we got a new Kizarny
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Post by Celgress on Mar 21, 2014 22:36:54 GMT -5
This must happen -
Knux: "But Poppa I love you. Please talk to me Poppa!"
Knux's Father: "Leave my house. You've brought shame upon our family of circus freaks and carnival barkers. I never want to see you again, you pro wrestler you!"
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 22, 2014 8:48:49 GMT -5
He's estranged because he doesn't like remembering his past as "The Human Beard w/Mike Knox"
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 22, 2014 9:02:20 GMT -5
Dixie: Alright, so we take Knux and give him a carny gimmick. we'll put him in a clown suit with the big floppy shoes, facepaint, wig, the whole nine yards.
Russo: That's a circus, not a carnival
Dixie: DO WHAT I SAY!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 12:44:44 GMT -5
This will all lead to just normal rough/tough fightin' man Knux...except he's deathly afraid of funnel cakes. There will be a lot of debate at the commentary about whether deep fried dough and powdered sugar are considered foreign objects and if their presence should warrant a DQ.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 13:51:19 GMT -5
Knux's family of carny folk are under attack from a group of evil carny folk and assembles the old gang, the Aces & Eights to save the day.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 22, 2014 17:02:07 GMT -5
This is what happens when Aces and Eights kicks you out and someone pick pockets you're wallet in a match you go Carny
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Post by Glitch on Mar 22, 2014 21:15:58 GMT -5
That would explain his beard and why he smells like cabbage. His mom was the Bearded Lady and dad was the Human Cannonball. I thought his mom was a sword swallower. And his dad worked as a human sword. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 22, 2014 21:30:10 GMT -5
That would explain his beard and why he smells like cabbage. His mom was the Bearded Lady and dad was the Human Cannonball. |
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 23, 2014 6:47:20 GMT -5
So, whose house will he and his son move into after his ring-tossing stands "accidently" burns down?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 23, 2014 11:28:14 GMT -5
if it means an appearance by Clancy Brown I might start watching TNA again.
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Post by Essential1 on Mar 23, 2014 17:44:39 GMT -5
Now we know why he attacked Rey Mysterio.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Mar 23, 2014 19:30:21 GMT -5
If his finisher isn't called The Carney Code, I'll riot!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 23, 2014 22:52:51 GMT -5
So, whose house will he and his son move into after his ring-tossing stands "accidently" burns down? Cooter Knux... Dwell on that name for a bit. |
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Post by bob on Mar 23, 2014 23:17:24 GMT -5
Doink the Clown maybe his uncle
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