JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Mar 26, 2014 17:50:12 GMT -5
I gotta go with his current wife as the hottest.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2014 21:26:39 GMT -5
OK, but which of Bret's wife was the hotest? I like how your Undertaker sig serves like a fourth wife picture. Them spikes !
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Mar 26, 2014 23:58:31 GMT -5
Because of that comment he shall now be known as Bret the stiffman Hart.
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Post by Throwback on Mar 27, 2014 8:31:31 GMT -5
Shawn looks weird without his beard
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Mar 27, 2014 9:39:28 GMT -5
Shawn looks weird without his beard And Hunter got REALLY tan and oddly feminine.
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percymania
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Post by percymania on Mar 27, 2014 19:28:10 GMT -5
If these are the kind of things Bret Hart will say, then he needs to be interviewed more.
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Post by paulbearer on Mar 27, 2014 22:18:59 GMT -5
Bret : Taker , I'm having problems with boners....what pants are the best to avoid this ? Taker : There ain't no pants , can keep my boner down , ain't no pants keep my boner down ! Now I'm going down to the the store , to buy a pair of pants , but there ain't no pants , can keep my boner down !
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 27, 2014 22:50:43 GMT -5
Bret : Taker , I'm having problems with boners....what pants are the best to avoid this ? Taker : There ain't no pants , can keep my boner down , ain't no pants keep my boner down ! Now I'm going down the store , to buy a pair of pants , but there ain't no pants , can keep my boner down ! Morning wood won't let him Rest In Peace.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Mar 27, 2014 23:02:25 GMT -5
OK, but which of Bret's wife was the hotest? Everybody involved in that pic looks like death warmed over. It's not very flattering.
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Mar 28, 2014 3:41:41 GMT -5
OK, but which of Bret's wife was the hotest? Whoa, when was he married to Pauley Perrette?
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Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Mar 28, 2014 4:14:49 GMT -5
Notice how Bret stood very close to the apron on this week's NXT.
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Post by celticjobber on Mar 28, 2014 5:13:59 GMT -5
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willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on Mar 28, 2014 11:08:11 GMT -5
Bret's one of those guys who really benefits from coloring his hair. He should never let it go gray as he doesn't just look old, he looks ancient
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Mar 28, 2014 12:17:37 GMT -5
Bret's one of those guys who really benefits from coloring his hair. He should never let it go gray as he doesn't just look old, he looks ancient He looks like his father.
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Post by edgestar on Mar 28, 2014 12:25:37 GMT -5
My internet at home has been down since Tuesday, i'm happy to see this thread still going and just as hilarious!
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RedDevil
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Post by RedDevil on Mar 28, 2014 14:59:28 GMT -5
I guess at least it has refuted Honky Tonk man's claim that Goldberg kicked him so hard it can't get boners anymore Also HTM a Elvis impersonator calling Bret one dimensional LOL Never ceases to amaze me how much of a piece of shit Honky is
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 28, 2014 20:17:13 GMT -5
Honky Tonk Man has been in the "fat Elvis" phase of his impersonation for decades.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Mar 28, 2014 22:29:03 GMT -5
It looks like she's about to cover up Bret's groin. I guess we can add the Alamo as something that gives Bret an erection.
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Post by Throwback on Mar 28, 2014 22:35:14 GMT -5
It looks like she's about to cover up Bret's groin. I guess we can add the Alamo as something that gives Bret an erection. Therapist: OK, Bret we're going to do some word analogies. I"ll say something and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Therapist: Divas Bret: Boner Therapist: Alamo Bret: Boner Therapist: The Dungeon Bret: Boner Therapist: HHH Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Fabulous Moolah Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Jim Neidhart Bret: Boner
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 22:36:44 GMT -5
It looks like she's about to cover up Bret's groin. I guess we can add the Alamo as something that gives Bret an erection. The only way Bret can have sex now is if she starts things off by saying "Remember the Alamo".
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