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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Mar 22, 2014 22:30:17 GMT -5
Eh, I give Brets boner a 4 out of 10. Just like him...not that impressive.
5 page thread about Brets wood, only on FAN.
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Post by disqospider on Mar 22, 2014 22:31:36 GMT -5
Eh, I give Brets boner a 4 out of 10. Just like him...not that impressive. 5 page thread about Brets wood, only on FAN. To be fair, didn't his penis once have a five star match with Gail Kim?
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Post by Lancers on Mar 22, 2014 22:54:44 GMT -5
[YES!! mind if I nab this for my Sig? Feel free
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Mar 23, 2014 0:00:23 GMT -5
After the interview, all the boys came up to him with tears in their eyes and said he had the best boner of the night. Thanks to you, my ribs are aching.
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Post by chazraps on Mar 23, 2014 0:06:50 GMT -5
That's a pretty gross, sexist, disrespectful thing to say about women's wrestling and I'm pretty bummed out that so many of you are congratulating him for saying it. I don't think we're (or, at least me) are seriously congratulating him for it, so much as reveling in the sheer spectacle that it happened. I mean, when you woke up this morning, did you expect Mr. All-Business Bret Hart to be speaking about his boner?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 23, 2014 0:18:13 GMT -5
I don't know about the Fabulous Moolah, but I always did think Wendi Richter looked pretty good wrestling in that blue Flintstones looking bathing suit.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Mar 23, 2014 0:26:52 GMT -5
The greatest Bret Hart quote ever. They should make a Moolah DVD and have this quote on the back.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Mar 23, 2014 3:46:10 GMT -5
It's nice to know that Bret takes what his niece does so seriously. What a jerk.
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Post by YaakovLee on Mar 23, 2014 4:02:09 GMT -5
That's a pretty gross, sexist, disrespectful thing to say about women's wrestling and I'm pretty bummed out that so many of you are congratulating him for saying it. Bret's comments are still less offensive than your persecution complex. It's just wrestling!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2014 8:28:59 GMT -5
[YES!! mind if I nab this for my Sig? Feel free Thanks dude That's a pretty gross, sexist, disrespectful thing to say about women's wrestling and I'm pretty bummed out that so many of you are congratulating him for saying it. I don't think we're (or, at least me) are seriously congratulating him for it, so much as reveling in the sheer spectacle that it happened. I mean, when you woke up this morning, did you expect Mr. All-Business Bret Hart to be speaking about his boner? Exactly!
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Post by tms on Mar 23, 2014 8:29:08 GMT -5
God Bless Bret Hart and this thread. Somehow it would have been twice as funny if it it simply said "Divas give Bret boner, HHH still 4/10." Just a subtle concise change.
And for the record, it's the delivery and bluntness which makes it hilarious, much like how Charles Barkley is funny despite having a completely different personality than Bret. And kudos to him to not bowing to the company line that Triple H is a legendary, larger than life performer, as well as a diss to a woman who has received just that status on VERY dubious grounds.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2014 8:33:43 GMT -5
Find it amusing that Bret waited until after Moolah's passing to finally bring that to light. The fear of a deranged Moolah is enough to keep some things internally.
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Post by dreamer75 on Mar 23, 2014 8:49:33 GMT -5
Anybody else concerned about the fact that his niece is a prominent part of the Divas division that seem to be giving Bret a boner? Well it puts Natty's old obsession of "Uncle Bret" in a whole new perspective...
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Mar 23, 2014 8:52:24 GMT -5
God Bless Bret Hart and this thread. Somehow it would have been twice as funny if it it simply said "Divas give Bret boner, HHH still 4/10." Just a subtle concise change. And for the record, it's the delivery and bluntness which makes it hilarious, much like how Charles Barkley is funny despite having a completely different personality than Bret. And kudos to him to not bowing to the company line that Triple H is a legendary, larger than life performer, as well as a diss to a woman who has received just that status on VERY dubious grounds. Absolutely. As far as the former, HHH was the guy wrestling the guy who drew the money which is like saying that his mentor, Killer Kowalski was the guy who fought the draws like Sammartino. As for the latter, nobody should be really bent out of shape that Bret Hart insulted Moolah. She was an unbelievably horrible wrestler who, over time, had gloriously lost the one thing that performers like her use to compensate for their lack of athleticism - her sex appeal.
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Post by Gummydavidson on Mar 23, 2014 10:16:18 GMT -5
I was at his Q&A last night in Templepatrick, he said he would love to have a handicap match with the Bella Twins and made the same comment about The Fabulous Moolah. Worst thing was he made those comments after a girl asked him a serious question about womens wrestling.
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Post by theryno665 on Mar 23, 2014 10:24:46 GMT -5
It's nice to know that Bret takes what his niece does so seriously. What a jerk. I guess it's nice to know that Bret can get a boner during Natalya matches?
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Post by Perd on Mar 23, 2014 10:34:47 GMT -5
Maybe we're taking this all wrong. Maybe it was a declarative and not a question. Maybe when Bret said "Who ever got a boner watching The a Fabulous Moolah" he's really saying "Jim Neidhart always got a boner watching The Fabulous Moolah."
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Post by disqospider on Mar 23, 2014 10:35:44 GMT -5
Maybe we're taking this all wrong: maybe it was a declarative and not a question. Maybe when Bret said "Who ever got a boner watching The a Fabulous Moolah" he's really saying "Jim Neidhart always got a boner arching The Fabulous Moolah." My question is, when Jim Neidhart.....bends to the task, as it were, does he stroke the goatee as well?
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Post by Milk Toast Face on Mar 23, 2014 10:53:24 GMT -5
I was there last night in Belfast when he dropped the boner line. A yong female asked him about women's wrestling not being taken seriously and only being T&A, and Bret basically said they should be T&A!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Mar 23, 2014 10:55:11 GMT -5
Maybe we're taking this all wrong: maybe it was a declarative and not a question. Maybe when Bret said "Who ever got a boner watching The a Fabulous Moolah" he's really saying "Jim Neidhart always got a boner arching The Fabulous Moolah." My question is, when Jim Neidhart.....bends to the task, as it were, does he stroke the goatee as well? It's a well documented fact that he grew the goatee to hide the penis growing out of his chin. So he has to.
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