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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 1:30:27 GMT -5
The sephiroth gimmick wasn't even good in FF7.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 31, 2014 1:37:31 GMT -5
The sephiroth gimmick wasn't even good in FF7. Again, where is the dislike button?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Mar 31, 2014 8:54:20 GMT -5
The sephiroth gimmick wasn't even good in FF7. Again, where is the dislike button? Sephiroth was fine, initially. the subsequent retconning trying to make the planet-killing mass murderer sympathetic made him lame. but hey, at least George Newbern's voice work is cool.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Mar 31, 2014 8:59:34 GMT -5
We'd need a giant demon, whatever the bosses of 2 and 3 are... an alien, a tree-thing, and a homicidal jester first 1 - Evil Armored Knight who gets possessed by a Demon when he gets thrust backwards through time 2 - Evil Emperor in Golden Armor 3 - Evil genderless personification of nothingness that just happens to look like a scantily-clad ridiculously busty woman 4 - The Vengeful Anger and Hatred left over when an evil person from THE MOON gets killed. 5 - A physical manifestation of all the evil spirits that got sealed into a tree, but somehow got free and formed a body 6 - Psychopathic Nihilist that likes to wear makeup somewhere between a Kabuki Kumidori and a Jester. 7 - Psychopathic White-Haired Mama's Boy who went nuts because of being implanted with DNA from a genocidal space alien. I'm not sure it even matters after that point. I'll try 8- time travelling shenanigans involving an evil Doctor Who clone who looks absolutely stupid 9- a cloned rent-boy with identity issues and the trope namer for Giant Space Flee from Nowhere 10- an antlered goomba who read too many bad high school essays about Nietzsche and listens to too much Linkin Park, and an evil tick running around in a Kaiju 11- uh... never played it 12- really want to give it another try, never made it far 13- the writers gave up on a coherent villain at all. something about an evil drama mask that wants you to kill it for no adequately explored reason
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Mar 31, 2014 9:09:10 GMT -5
I'd personally rather see a Golbeez gimmick.
And Palom and Porom.
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Post by Bad Moon on Mar 31, 2014 9:11:14 GMT -5
How would you even fit a mystical superman with the end of the world as his stated goal into an action oriented sports drama? Undertaker and Kane are already stretching it with the question why these magical characters are going after mundane goals like paychecks and championships.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 10:09:16 GMT -5
How would you even fit a mystical superman with the end of the world as his stated goal into an action oriented sports drama? Undertaker and Kane are already stretching it with the question why these magical characters are going after mundane goals like paychecks and championships. Well, we have a mystical demon wanting to end civilization. Close enough?
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 31, 2014 10:15:35 GMT -5
I want to see a Blue Mage wrestler. They can't perform a single move in a match until it's done to them first.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 31, 2014 10:19:25 GMT -5
I want to see a Blue Mage wrestler. They can't perform a single move in a match until it's done to them first. Usually blue mages start with at least one spell. So clearly they should only be able to do an armdrag until it gets done to them
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 31, 2014 10:43:53 GMT -5
For those saying Sephiroth would be too convoluted for WWE I got two words for you!
Wutabout CHIKARA?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Mar 31, 2014 12:36:53 GMT -5
CHIKARA's a whole different beast from WWE with a niche audience. that's not a bad thing, Quack knows how to make money off that niche, but you can't expect something like that to work on prime time monday night television.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 31, 2014 17:02:58 GMT -5
Eff that. Cait Sith gimmick. You take Batista, have Hornswoggle ride around on him like they're Master Blaster, but SWERVE they're really being controlled by Steph under orders to spy for her father, but SWERVE she has a change of heart and decides to use the puppet puppet for good in the end. Eff that. Just have Dave and The Swoggle actually do a Master Blaster gimmick.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 17:05:16 GMT -5
Eff that. Cait Sith gimmick. You take Batista, have Hornswoggle ride around on him like they're Master Blaster, but SWERVE they're really being controlled by Steph under orders to spy for her father, but SWERVE she has a change of heart and decides to use the puppet puppet for good in the end. Eff that. Just have Dave and The Swoggle actually do a Master Blaster gimmick. Who run Barter Town?
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 31, 2014 17:05:49 GMT -5
Eff that. Just have Dave and The Swoggle actually do a Master Blaster gimmick. Who run Barter Town? "Dave run Barter Town." "DEAL WITH IT!"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 31, 2014 17:25:24 GMT -5
CHIKARA's a whole different beast from WWE with a niche audience. that's not a bad thing, Quack knows how to make money off that niche, but you can't expect something like that to work on prime time monday night television. Of course. I meant for people who don't like the idea for WWE, how about it working in CHIKARA?
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